THIS IS A MOCKWARS THREAD!!!!!!!!

[Marc Summers]

RULES

1. The 3:1 jerk-to-non-jerk ratio must be upheld.

2. Guitar Woman bitching at Seven Force about his lazy eye is a must.

3. If you have less than 200 posts, you have to post at least three times, preferably more. Also, they can't be more than 5 words each (at least 3 have to be mispelled), so feel free to use as many smileys or exclamation points followed by ones and/or the word "shift" or any combination thereof to make yourself seem like a witty and charming individual while making up the deficit. Finally, all of your posts can't have more than one reply by another person in between them. That's just common sense.

4. (Completed) The topic title must be in all caps and have a seemingly random number of exclamation points in order grab attention amoung all the other all caps topics. Also, it gives the illusion that this thread is something you might want to be a part of.

5. And of course, have fun. But be safe! And play by the rules! C'mon guys, don't be gay.

[MetalMilitia]

so what do we do?

[Chojin]

fuk u

[Mad Melvin]

you are all a bunch of gay people

[MetalMilitia]

uh oh things are getting out of control

[Chojin]

then maybe you should get out of the kitchen if you can't fall on your sword, after all a bird in the hand gets the grease.

VETS 1 NEWBS 0

[Emu]

don't mess with texas

[RaNkeri]

I didn't get the idea

[sadie]

hi there!

[Emu]

hey wudoin

[Chojin]

your FACE

THAT'S HOW I ROLL

[Esuohlim]

The jerk-to-non-jerk ratio is currently 8:0 surely something must be done about this

[Chojin]

if you're just talking about jerks in general i think only willie doesn't qualify

but if you're talking about regulars that don't suck I AM OFFENDED

[Esuohlim]

chojin quit jerking me around ahahahaahhaha

[Seven Force]

8:1

[RaNkeri]

Practice your Finnish

#1

May I have a beer please? = Kaljaa!!!

[Guitar Woman]

ugh just SHUT UP

[Rongi]

i hate u

[Guitar Woman]

ok

[Rongi]

and i hope that before you die, your parents say "we dont love you, infact, we never loved you. we adopted you and completely regret it"

[Guitar Woman]

fuck you i hate my parents

[GADZOOKS]

Fuck you you were terrible to you little brother.

[Rongi]

how dare u

[ArrowX]

Throwing out a Big CITY BOOOOOYAH!!!!

YOU RAGING CHROMAGNON HOMOFAGS

[Emu]

i wonder if the new south park is going to suck guys