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Old Apr 23rd, 2006, 01:57 AM        Masturbation Addiction
I jack off 4 times a day. For the past year and half. I want to stop. How?
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Old Apr 23rd, 2006, 02:03 AM       
Go to the "Post Your Picture Here" thread. We are all there.

That ought to cure you.
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Old Apr 23rd, 2006, 02:04 AM       
suicide is the only answer
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Old Apr 23rd, 2006, 09:35 AM       
Find yourself a girl/boyfriend.

Or you can always become a eunuch.
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Old Apr 23rd, 2006, 10:05 AM       
Only 4 times a day? Buddy, you have some wackin' to do if you want to catch up to me and my 17 masturbatory sessions.
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Old Apr 23rd, 2006, 02:48 PM       
Why would you want to stop. Wanking is a very healthy thing to do. Unless you do it inside a frozen chicken, get wedged in the rib cage and have to go to the hospital.
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Old Apr 23rd, 2006, 04:17 PM       
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Or you can always become a eunuch.
i like this solution
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Old Apr 23rd, 2006, 05:25 PM       
i'd rather be nuts than have nuts :P
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Old Apr 23rd, 2006, 11:38 PM       
Realistically, before trying to stop, consider this: Is it disrupting your ability to complete normal daily activities? Is it distressing to you? Do you choose uh, "self love" over social situations when you have the choice? Do you mentally obsess over it when you're not doing it?
If none of these symptoms are present or problematic, then you're fine and normal, no matter how ofter you uh, "spend quality time/ with yourself". so don't obsess over it.
If these symptoms do exist, consider seeing a therapist who can help you understand why you do it and help you manage it. Or consider going to a sexual compulsives 12-step meeting. And watch out for signs that the addiction is just tranfering to another behavior.
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Old Apr 23rd, 2006, 11:40 PM       
Fastrunner I can run faster than you
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Old Apr 23rd, 2006, 11:41 PM       
Hello fastrunner!
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Old Apr 24th, 2006, 03:35 PM       
Sethomas, i bet you can run faster than me. I actually can't run very fast at all. It's the name of an all inuit produced movie that i've been wanting to see for a long time.

But all of that has nothing to do with the Somemoron (the thread originator)'s problem. Any updates, Somemoron?
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Old Apr 24th, 2006, 09:58 PM       
He must be busy, trying to break White Rat's record.
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Old Apr 24th, 2006, 10:09 PM       
Constant Jackery will eventual make your penis unable to react to stimuli, then you'll go insane at not having sexual stumuli so you'll turn to lengths such as: watching Anime and Cramming cumbersome objects up your rectum and urethra.
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Old Apr 24th, 2006, 10:13 PM       
At which point you yell HOME SWEET HOME!!!
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Old Apr 24th, 2006, 10:28 PM       
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Why would you want to stop. Wanking is a very healthy thing to do. Unless you do it inside a frozen chicken, get wedged in the rib cage and have to go to the hospital.
I'd heard a story like this happening. Except replace "frozen chicken" with "live cat."

He shattered the cat's hips and it died, and the hips collapsed around his dick and he couldn't get his dick out of the cat's asshole.
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Old Apr 24th, 2006, 10:37 PM       
It's pretty common knowledge that when you fuck a cat, you don't get to unfuck unless the cat agrees with you and lets you go. Apparently this is so. Even in death.
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Old Apr 24th, 2006, 10:43 PM       
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Old Apr 24th, 2006, 10:44 PM       
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Old Apr 24th, 2006, 10:48 PM       
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Old Apr 24th, 2006, 11:31 PM       
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Old Apr 24th, 2006, 11:37 PM       
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Old Apr 24th, 2006, 11:39 PM       
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Old Apr 24th, 2006, 11:44 PM       
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