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Wiffle Bat Wiffle Bat is offline
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Old Aug 19th, 2006, 06:43 AM        Freestyle rap me
You, yes I'm talkin' to you
Did you wet your pants is that pee on your shoe?
Wiffle's in tha house with an AK auto
I'll crush your skull in a curb 'cause you aint ghetto
You act tough, but you aint seen stuff
I'll hit you in tha nutz with my rifle butt

Sugar, spice and anything nice
I'll hit you with a candy cane, and shoot you in the eyes
Give up punk? You got nuttin' on me
You dont belong in i-mockery
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Old Aug 19th, 2006, 12:14 PM        i call this sh*t you got IBS (crohns remix)
(cue the mother f*ckin trumpets)

YOUR raps won't sell
go to hell
hey what's that smell
you dont look so well

(take it slow now - fly dancers im lookin at you)

you must have I - B - S
always makin' a stinkin' mess
it's a dietary consequence
oh look some evidence

(help me out here ladies)

oh youve got toilet paper for a brain
a leaky fecal waste-water main
your underwear is meant to train
but it has a shroud of turin stain

(now mix it back up in the booth)

it's IBS what does it mean
I for insecurity

it's IBS what do you do
B for blow straight out of you

it's IBS it's one hell of a trick
S for oh sh*ts out in public

(one more time from the top)

you must have I - B - S
always makin' a stinkin' mess
it's a dietary consequence
oh look some evidence

(alright girls send us off to heaven now)

with the beef you eat it's no surprise
that you're a fan of compromise
so though youve soiled another pair
you're corprophagic - it's only fair

(check y'all later - try to hold it in)
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Old Aug 19th, 2006, 07:30 PM       
(uh, give it up ya'll)

MrAdventure, I think you lost your dentures
Your rhymes are weak, just like your moms ass cheeks
You ain't a riot, you should go on a diet
You make children cry, now shut up and be quiet

The system of society needs variety
You can't feel mighty with your piety
The collapse of democracy with your hipocrisy
The lack of constituency, I think you crashed your economy

Donuts, cream pies, candy, toffee and ho-ho's
Im on a sugar high, now dance, mofo
I'll hit you like cyanide, with my pimped G-ride
Its suicide, infanticide, no even genocide

It doesnt matter, Its more fun making cakes and batter
Than to hear you monkeys chatter
Its making me madder, like the Mad Hatter
I have a migraine, my head's gonna splatter
From your neverending blabber, no manners
I'm going nanners, from your banter
You can't touch Wiffles the motha f*cking hamster

(rezpect dawg)
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Old Aug 20th, 2006, 12:17 PM       
Verse 1
head-on: apply directly to the forehead
head-on: apply directly to the forehead
head-on: apply directly to the forehead
head-on: apply directly to the forehead

Chorus:
head-on: apply directly to the forehead
head-on: apply directly to the forehead
head-on: apply directly to the forehead
head-on: apply directly to the forehead

Verse 2
head-on: apply directly to the forehead
head-on: apply directly to the forehead
head-on: apply directly to the forehead
head-on: apply directly to the forehead

(Chorus x2)

(Apple Solo)

head-on: apply directly to the forehead
head-on: apply directly to the forehead
head-on: apply directly to the forehead
head-on: apply directly to the forehead

(Verse 2)

(Chorus x4)
(fade out)
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Old Aug 21st, 2006, 01:41 AM       
Oh my, its Seven Force tryin' to rap his painful repertoire
From that comercial, of the headache remover
You look hungry, do you want a tuna? Sandwich, bitch?
Your rhymes are saggy like yo mommas tits
Now do yourself a favor and try not to get wasted
Like all the other turkeys, that got their ass basted
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Old Sep 7th, 2006, 01:53 PM       
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Originally Posted by Wiffle Bat
Oh my, its Seven Force tryin' to rap his painful repertoire
From that comercial, of the headache remover
You look hungry, do you want a tuna? Sandwich, bitch?
Your rhymes are saggy like yo mommas tits
Now do yourself a favor and try not to get wasted
Like all the other turkeys, that got their ass basted
hey, it's mr safy, now i'm bringin' the sh!t!/
the wiffle bat's wit, is a swing and a miss/
what's his avatar? what's that he's tryin to eat?/
is that a chipmunk? or is he just glad to see me?/
i don't know, but battle me, you're crazy!/
forget the candycane! i take candy from babies!/
and don't talk about saggy mommas tits/
cuz i hear you prefer men, "not that there's anyhting wrong with it"!/
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Old Sep 7th, 2006, 09:47 PM       
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Originally Posted by Wiffle Bat
Oh my, its Seven Force tryin' to rap his painful repertoire
From that comercial, of the headache remover
You look hungry, do you want a tuna? Sandwich, bitch?
Your rhymes are saggy like yo mommas tits
Now do yourself a favor and try not to get wasted
Like all the other turkeys, that got their ass basted
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Old Sep 8th, 2006, 08:04 AM       
(yeah, uh uh) (yo.... yo.....)
(dont be dissin tha hamsta from alabama)
(all you haytaz be haytn') (mah rezpekt iz abatin')

onos its safy from the back alley
are you a big fanny from cali?
Do you like lowriders and hoes?
Seeing the only job you're good at is blow
you try to rap, but your teeth have gaps
fix 'em up mac, before you give chicks a heart attack

I saw you once on da sidewalk
Gettin' dimes for spittin' rhymes
Spinnin' your head on the tarmac
doing a breakdance for some cash
I said to mommy: lookie da man go!
Mommy said: now now, don't stare at the hobo
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Old Sep 8th, 2006, 10:43 AM       
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Old Sep 11th, 2006, 08:14 PM       
Hey twat, what you looking at.
I'm about to perform surgery with a base ball bat.
You wanna take me one,
But you soon be gone.
When someone wanna give to some.
Know that i'm number one.


Your turn wiffle, then i'll pass it back.

West side! LOL.
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Old Sep 11th, 2006, 08:57 PM       
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Hey twat, what you looking at.
I'm about to perform surgery with a base ball bat.
You wanna take me one,
But you soon be gone.
When someone wanna give to some.
Know that i'm number one.


Your turn wiffle, then i'll pass it back.

West side! LOL.
you suck
you suck
you suck
you suck
you suck
you suck
you suck
you suck
you suck
you suck , word to yo motha.
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Old Sep 11th, 2006, 10:00 PM       
Bard was lookin for a place to upchuck
So he found I-mockery and proceeded to fuckup
And bumpup, all our threadz
The ones that for years have not been read, this I dread!
Just a day in the forums, he's a proverbial bitch
Gorlack and Misdemenar tryin to scatchout this itch, but he's persist-ant,
Even tho he's got no fans.
Little tard it won't be long til yer munkey ass is banned!
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