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Professor Cool · #1

I just came back from getting surgery on my toe, it had a horrible infection in it, and they had to cut it open to treat it. They tried numb it up, but it still fucken hurt like hell. It's all abndaged up now, and it's still bleeding. Life is good

kellychaos · #2

Was it the pinky toe? That's my favorite one.

Professor Cool · #3

No, the big toe, if it was the pinky i probably wouldn't care as much.

The Retro Kat · #4

If you're a kidnapper, the pinky toe is the first toe you send out to show you're not fucking around and you want that money.

Captain Robo · #5

If it was the pinky toe it would have been amputated

Esuohlim · #6

What kind of infection? Did you cut it on a rusty nail or something?

Professor Cool · #7

the pinky toe is a waste of flesh

So are you

Edit: I cracked it a year ago in a hockey incident, then i neglected it and it became diseased and puss filled

Matt Harty · #8

It'll heal. Feel better until then. :/

Professor Cool · #9

The doc said it will take 4 to 6 months to heal :/

kellychaos · #10

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Originally Posted by Professor Cool

No, the big toe, if it was the pinky i probably wouldn't care as much.

But the pinky toe completes the line-up ... it's the one that goes "Wee! Wee! Wee!" all the way home.

Professor Cool · #11

yeah but i hate pigs

Les Waste · #12

GnrySgtHartman · #13

The cops hate you too man.

Professor Cool · #14

What i do?

Edit: Wait there is one pig I like...

kellychaos · #15

Wiffles · #16

I hope you get better ^_^
My right thumb once had eczema, because I kept on biting it, and it was almost removed if it wasn't for the medication >_<

davinxtk · #17

Toe surgery sucks. I know what you're talking about, it's an ingrown toenail. I've had several, and even if your toe does heal in 4-6 months, there's no guaruntee that your toenaill will grow in the right away.

It blows.

punkgrrrlie10 · #18

Wow sounds painful. I don't know about not caring about the pinky. When I stub that little bastard it hurts more than if I hit the big one.

The Unseen · #19

if it hurts more, why not just get rid of it all toghether

punkgrrrlie10 · #20

b/c then you risk stubbing the one next to it. He is protecting. He is small but tough.

Professor Cool · #21

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Originally Posted by davinxtk

Toe surgery sucks. I know what you're talking about, it's an ingrown toenail. I've had several, and even if your toe does heal in 4-6 months, there's no guaruntee that your toenaill will grow in the right away.

It blows.

Yeah i have to go back in 6 months to mak sure, the nails grows back correctly, if not, i have to go through this shit all over again

P.s: The little numbness I actually got in surgery from the shots is wearing off, the real pain begins...

Even though i got about 8 of the shots, and i still felt fucking pain

P.S.S: THe pills for the infection look like viagra

davinxtk · #22

Oh, don't worry about the throbbing, it's irritating, but it's not half as bad as what you went through in the doctor's office. Just take some kind of pain killer (I would recommend codine, that's what my podiatrist gave me when I had my surgery) and spend time lying on the couch in front of the TV. Whatever you do, keep that foot elevated, or you're going to have a lot of bloodstains to remove from your socks.

Professor Cool · #23

that why I am barefoot

and yes I keep it elevated

the only good thing about this is that I got out of work..

Edit: I fucken hate this bulky bandaging he put on my toe, it bleeding through already..

Edit: This thing cost 220 bucks