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Old Sep 6th, 2006, 08:02 PM        ZOMBIE SURVIVAL
Lets play a little game.

here is the situation:

You are trapped in your room and there are zombies roaming the streets, outside your door is a zombie. You must exit your room and make it to the safety place 5 houses down. you can use anything in your room and house or what you pick up( must be realistic). there are at least 30 zombies outside and police have been infected. You must make it in 36 hours or else the army will kill anything that moves (human or undead). Good luck.

edit: you can be anywhere in your house
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Old Sep 6th, 2006, 08:08 PM       
Can you be in a garage?
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Old Sep 6th, 2006, 08:15 PM       
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Old Sep 6th, 2006, 08:16 PM       
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Old Sep 6th, 2006, 09:32 PM       
I guess I'll grab a duffel bag, a hammer, a ton of nails, a baseball bat, and a nailgun. I'll set up my ladder near the window and wait till the next day at first light. Oh, and I'll bring some freeze-dried food and a pair of binoculars.
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Old Sep 7th, 2006, 05:18 PM       
hahaha i so would win this game

i will get my mini-14 .223 rifle w/ 30-round clip, 60 rounds of .223 ammo, slingshot w/ lead shot, aluminum louisville slugger, and home-made sword-type thing out of my bedroom, clear out backyard area from 2nd floor deck, clear out area in front of house from extra bedroom on second floor

plus when going gets tough hand-to-hand style will put on extra-long leather barbecue gloves and hard hat for prot. from bities
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Old Sep 7th, 2006, 09:50 PM       
From my room. immediately break my airsoft rifle for its weighted cast iron barrel, grab 3 rolls of quarters and a sock for Personal Defence. Put on my leather vest for shoulder and neck protection, put on my leather Mountain biking gloves, move to the back room to take my semi auto .22 rifle with around the 300-500 assorted rounds in my ammo case in the close (I take the .22 because pound for pound you are able to carry about 10 times the amount of bullets than a higher calibre rifle, and that range doesn't matter since if you need to fire on something within a .223's max range its probably not a threat to you at the point in time) I'd clear the back yard form the stairs and jump into my 79 Chevy Van and book shit down the street. I'd then Park against the wall of said house, remove the vans sunroof and climb onto the houses roof from there and hold out untill help arrives.

Also how many zombies in the streets are we talking?
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Old Sep 7th, 2006, 09:55 PM       
Well, I'm gonna guess you live in the suburbs. Imagine DOTD '04 during the beginning of the movie where she's running away and neighbors are being killed left and right.
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Old Sep 7th, 2006, 10:26 PM       
OMG! I W OUDL TGET TEH BLUE HAIR< THEN CHOP AHTEIR HEADS WITH A KATANA!
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Old Sep 7th, 2006, 10:28 PM       
I would put in the Weapons Code, Then the Infinite Ammo code.

Then, I would make myself wear a sun dress, then gym shorts, and would then get bothered by a stupid janitor who is very lonely
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Old Sep 7th, 2006, 10:31 PM       
But seriously...

I would get a backpack, fill it with food, put some hard, blunt objects in it, put on two more layers of clothes, and run out of the house with a wooden parlor chair, swinging.

Also, I'd have my hard, painful Algebra textbooks in my Pack, so I would make good use of those too.
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Old Sep 7th, 2006, 10:40 PM       
Later that day, I meet up with Juttin. We hoof it to the nearest 7-Eleven.
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Old Sep 7th, 2006, 10:50 PM       
And I get a Slushie, stuff a bunch of snacks in my Pack,
Get some cases of Coke, and empty a 12-pack of Budweiser into
my backpack.

I have a bottomless inventory
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Old Sep 7th, 2006, 11:16 PM       
I pack tons of Ramen Noodles into my pack. I also search behind the counter for a gun. Sadly, I do not find one. The clerk must've took it when he ran off.
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Old Sep 8th, 2006, 08:45 AM       
I'll arm myself with 12-gauge shotgun, M4A1 Carbine(With tons of ammo naturally) and few doses of insulin. I'll also grab few cans of coke and Zombie survival guidebook.
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Old Sep 8th, 2006, 04:03 PM       
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Old Sep 8th, 2006, 04:16 PM       
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I'll arm myself with 12-gauge shotgun, M4A1 Carbine(With tons of ammo naturally) and few doses of insulin. I'll also grab few cans of coke and Zombie survival guidebook.
i don't believe that you actually have either of those guns
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Old Sep 8th, 2006, 04:17 PM       
despite the fact that

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Old Sep 8th, 2006, 04:19 PM       
He'd take HILARIOUS INTERNET BOOK,
A fake, plastic lightsaber, and some cans of Pepsi,
kiss his poster of Pamela Anderson goodbye, jump out of his window, break his leg, and get mauled to death.
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Old Sep 8th, 2006, 04:36 PM       
It's just a game guys
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Old Sep 8th, 2006, 05:35 PM       
but the game is supposed to be based on reality somewhat you can't just go "I'LL GET IN MY ABRAMS M1 TANK AND JUST RUN RAGGED ALL OVER SUM ZOMBIE GUTS" because that's against the rules of the game.
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Old Sep 8th, 2006, 06:16 PM       
I would make my way to my garage, put my snowplow on my jeep then strap with two commercial 21 " lawnmowers vertically to the front of the plow. Start them up and make a Zombie Milkshake.
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Old Sep 8th, 2006, 06:35 PM       
I daresay fartin is the most prepared man on the planet for a zombie outbreak ;<
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Old Sep 8th, 2006, 06:53 PM       
Anything but German woman sucking poop out my chute :/ I couldn't sleep last night after seeing that.
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Old Sep 9th, 2006, 02:57 AM       
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but the game is supposed to be based on reality somewhat you can't just go "I'LL GET IN MY ABRAMS M1 TANK AND JUST RUN RAGGED ALL OVER SUM ZOMBIE GUTS" because that's against the rules of the game.
If we're talking about realsim, I guess we could ignore the firearm law of Finland. After all, we're fighting against zombies for chris sake

But very well, I'll change my equipment later. :/
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