I Be Good CARTOONIST

[Grislygus]

I managed to snag a spot at my college newspaper. It's nice to have my actual job be only cartooning, rather than being forced into an editing/managerial position.

Anyway, here's the first issue, originally inspired by my spat with kahljorn, later inspired by the comic genius of Geggy.





I'm not posting the name of the cartoon, because it's a pretty decent name and I don't want any lurking, anonymous hacks out there to steal it.

It's nice that I don't really have to be funny or original, either, seeing as how the other two strips involve injokes that no one gets, and a neutered dog quoting shakespeare as he mauls the veterinarian.

[glowbelly]

that guy in the door looks like a penishead.

[Grislygus]

This has been told to me numerous times. The next issue is definitely going to give him a side profile.

[Chojin]

make the next one about juttin.

[Grislygus]

Sorry, the next one's already booked for a Halloween theme. Maybe the one after that...

[Juttin]

I would laugh

[liquidstatik]

lol don't shake the pictures off your walls :O

[Juttin]

I don't even get that

[MLE]

[Fathom Zero]

I got it.

[Grislygus]

Here's the Halloween one, done by hand because the printer's shop COULD NOT HANDLE the cartoon done by tablet.

[RaNkeri]

I like 'em, you got talent.

[Grislygus]

Thank 'ee. On an interesting sidenote, as promised, I also made sure to give the majority of characters a side profile, to avoid immediate phallic imagery.

[tenno]

when you fold your dick, you get DOOGAN.

I like these.

[FartinMowler]

If I could blow my nose with my cock that is what I would describe this as.

[Grislygus]

Wow. I can honestly say that I haven't ever heard anyone say anything remotely comparable to that statement.

I salute you, sir.

[Supafly345]

These cartoons are clearly over my head.

[Grislygus]

I doubt it. I'm no good at punchlines, so I use bluntly simple ones and do my best to rely on the character's body language for humor.

It may not be a good style, but it's MINE.

[liquidstatik]

I like the way you draw, but they're not that funny. :[

Buuutt, that could just be because it's somewhat school-related. =/

gj tho :D

[Grislygus]

Not a cartoon per se, but I got to draw all artsy-like. Someone who's writing a breast cancer editorial is comparing it to "a beast that needs to be slain", and wanted me to do an illustration for it.




Yes, I know that it's crooked. I don't really care, though, because I'm quite happy with the Frank Frazetta-inspired monster.

[sadie]

it looks like the knight's trying to save the monster from that ribbon thingy over his head.

[Grislygus]

Well, the title of the article is "Slaying the Beast", so hopefully it'll clear that up.

[FartinMowler]

Slaying the beast for Cancer :/

[noob3]

my time has been wasted! more like grizlypus this shit smells like granny grizzle vagina

you should write a comic about that one

[GADZOOKS]

Shouldn't the beast of breast cancer have a rack?

The monster looks like he's in the middle of a good anecdote