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Old Oct 22nd, 2006, 05:32 PM        How Educational
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How to Organize Your Video Games

Tired of wasting time looking for a game? The answer to this problem, is simply organizing.
Steps

1. Make sure your games are inside their cases.
2. Make different piles for different platforms (one for PS2, one for Xbox, one for GC, etc.)
3. Think of the alphabet (in case you forgot: a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z)
4. Organize each pile of games in ABC order from A-Z (A's on left, Z's on right)


Tips

* Don't forget to put away the games in their actual case after you're done playing with it.
* If you remember what platform it is for, it will be such a cinch to find the game.


Warnings

* When making piles, be careful not to trip on the games. We don't want to damage the games.


Things You'll Need

* Knowledge of your ABC's
* More than one game
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Old Oct 22nd, 2006, 05:36 PM       
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How to Cope With World of Warcraft Maintenance Day

It's realm maintenance day and you're such an addict you can't figure out how to cope with the realms being down for 6-8 hours.
Steps

1. Update your Add-ons and Mods to the game. Chances are some of them are out of date. http://www.curse-gaming.com/en/wow/addons.html
2. If you're a hardcore end-game raider, go beef up on your strategy. Read ahead for the upcoming boss fights so you'll be prepared when you reach them.
3. If you're not a hardcore end-game raider and want to be, go look for a guild to join. Try the WoW Realm Forums, many of the realms have a recruiting sticky.
4. Read up on strategy for your class.
5. Consider a new talent build, you can find talent calculators here: http://wowvault.ign.com/talentcalculator/ or http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/info/.../talent-index/
6. If you're into Role-Playing, go read some "lore" or work on your backstory incessantly.
7. Take a break from thinking about World of Warcraft! Go read Dilbert or something.... http://www.unitedmedia.com/comics/dilbert/
8. Listen to some podcasts about World of Warcraft, such as http://www.taverncast.com/ or http://www.wowcast.net/


Tips

* Try not to panic. Even in the worst case scenario, the realms have never been down more than 16-20 hours in a row, and rarely more than 8.
* Develop a mantra to mutter to yourself to try and help cope.
* Use this as a good time to get over your Warcraft addiction. If you can last this day, try to keep it going the next day too.


External Links

* http://www.curse-gaming.com/en/wow/addons.html
* http://wowvault.ign.com/talentcalculator/
* http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/info/.../talent-index/
* http://www.unitedmedia.com/comics/dilbert/
* http://www.wowcast.net/
* http://www.taverncast.com/
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Old Oct 22nd, 2006, 05:40 PM       
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How to Clean an Old Game Cartridge

How to clean a video game cartridge using inexpensive products from around the house. Using this method you can fix most "broken" cartridges from systems like the N64 or Gameboy.
Steps

1. Place game cartridge to lips
2. Form an O with your lips
3. As you slide the game cartridge up and down your lips, blow gently into the game cartridge
4. Plug game cartridge back into game console
5. Turn console on
6. Repeat steps 1-5 as necessary


Warnings

* Don't blow too forcefully, you may accidently spit into the cartridge and ruin it


Things You'll Need

* lungs
* breath of fresh air
* game cartridge
* game console


Related wikiHows

* How to Find Games You Used to Play Online
* How to Choose a Character to Play in a Roleplaying Game
* How to Clean Computers up
* How to Clean Glue from Windows
* How to Clean a Fish Tank
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Old Oct 22nd, 2006, 05:42 PM       
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Old Oct 22nd, 2006, 05:44 PM       
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How to Get a Lot of Friends on MySpace

This is a highly time consuming process. You may be required to have no social life. This guide assumes you are easily obsessive and have plenty of time and Internet access.
Steps

1. Create a MySpace page, or have access to one you have already made.
2. Find someone else's profile. Add them to your friend's list. Go through this person's friend's list. Add all of their friends. Then, through each of their friends, add all the friends of their friends.
3. Continue adding friends of friends until you are bored and or tired. Eventually, you will have too many friends.
4. Type in celebrity names into the search bar and add celebrities. Celebrity accounts usually are friends with other celebrities.
5. Accept all incoming friend requests.
6. Make a link to your myspace page available through your forum signature, instant messenger profiles, and any personal websites you have.
7. Add yourself to your school. If you want, you can add yourself to several schools that you did not go to.


Tips

* Pictures: If you do not have any pictures of yourself, but want to have pictures that encourage the growth of you friends list.


Warnings

* People may not take you seriously if you have more than 300 friends.
* Large friend's list are hard to navigate through.
* Few of these people will care about you.
* Not everyone you send a friend request to will accept you.
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Old Oct 22nd, 2006, 05:46 PM       
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How to Miss School



It has been suggested that this article or section be merged with How to Fake Sick to Stay Home from School. (Discuss)

this is my way of missing school its working so far(sorry for my spelling on some).
Steps

1. pick the day that you want to miss school don't just wake up and say "I'm gonna miss school today!"
2. SHOW SYMPTOMS!!!!!
3. the night before go to bed early like around 7:00 or 8:00
4. depending on your parents, say you have a fever,flu, or some other condition.
5. im listing all the things you will need to do for each sickness.
6. FLU: mix vineger and milk or ornge juice and pepsi together or other crap that you can think of.
7. remember showing fever symptoms usally helps when faking this sickness.
8. have a"kit" of fake puke like make 3 glasses of the stuff you going to mix,my favorite is milk, cider, and vineger mixed.
9. remember that you gotta actully DRINK this stuff that your making so you can and will feel and show symptoms of this sickness.
10. store your "kit" under the bathroom sink or other places that your parents wont look.
11. FEVER:sucking on a penny,quarter,dime or any of those will raise your temperature by .5 or 2 degrees so dont count on this method!
12. drink lots of hot water get 500-100 mL of water than heat it in the microwave for about 30-1 min. depending if you like hot stuff.
13. wrap a blanket or pillow around your head than(OPTIONAL:masterbate...really it increases your boby temperature by 2-3 degree's) breath very heavily into it so your face looks flushed and pale when you go to pappy and say you got a fever.
14. stay in bed and turn the fan on when the parents come to show your trying to cool off but only do this when they come or it'll ruein all the attempts to raise the temp!
15. OTHER: this is just little side things that will get you more of a chance of faking it, dont show intrest in anything that you LOVE like for me it is pizza.
16. PLEASE dont stop showing some of the symptoms


Tips

* DONT STOP SHOWING SYMPTOMS I CANT STRESS THAT ENOUGH!!!! ot your mom or dad might and will think that you are magicly better.
* this is for if you have to ride your bike to school or have parents that go to work at 7:00 or something.
* make your "kit" and follow the stuff on the steps so you get an extra start.
* If your parents are like mine, they NEVER answer their cell or work NO. so call so you can at least say "well I tried your cell but you wouldn't answer!"
* Dont cry about it! if you cant miss that day of school tough !@#$ your going and plus doesnt really matter? if your parents say your going after all of this well guess what? your going!
* dont argue back just act like you kinda WANT to go to school so that way they'll think "well if he/she's not really complaining about it than i guess he/she can stay home!" or something along those lines.


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* in 6th grade i missed about 22 days and almost had to repeat it so dont get to carried away with it!
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Old Oct 22nd, 2006, 05:46 PM       
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How to Do Nothing

For those of us who are non-stop workaholics, doing nothing can actually be pretty difficult! If you're like the Energizer bunny in that you keep going, and going, and going, here's how to stop once in a while and just do nothing.
Steps

1. Plan ahead. Whether it's an hour, a day, a week, a month, a year, a century, or even a millennium (for us aliens) of doing nothing, cancel all of your appointments for that block of time. Try to pick the most boring week or day, a day where you'll most likely sleep most of the time.
2. Let people know that you're busy and will be unavailable. Whether you choose to tell them that you're actually setting aside some time to do nothing, or you just give them the vague explanation "I'm going to be busy" (busy doing nothing!), tell them not to call, visit, or interrupt.
3. Find a quiet, private place where you don't feel pressured to do anything. This might be your bedroom, the backyard, or a local park. Find that place and go there.
4. Set your watch or an alarm to go off when your "nothing" time is over, so that you don't have to constantly look at the clock and count the minutes. Turn off your cell phone, and maybe even all other phones within your reach.
5. Sit by yourself. Feel the wind, the sun being hidden by clouds, and the chair touching your butt. Listen to the rustle of the trees and birds singing, and water flowing. Always think about the past or future. Avoid the temptation to turn on the TV, listen to music, write a note to yourself, get a bite to eat, or whatever. The only thing you should do is go to the bathroom if needed.
6. Learn how to free up your mind. That way, not only will your body be doing nothing, but so will your mind. Since your brain isn't even there this won't really make a difference.


Tips

* Setting aside some free time to do nothing on a regular basis is very healthy for your mind, body, and emotional life, especially if you find that you're really wearing yourself thin. Often times, we are encouraged by the actions of our fast-paced, high-information society to believe that staying busy is a normal and natural state of existence. Remember, there is no guilt in giving yourself some private downtime. How often you do nothing is up to you, but it should be a rejuvenating experience overall.
* Once you get good at doing nothing, you can use this time and energy to think of things, instead. This would not be doing "nothing," but thinking while shutting out the world. Focusing on one thing this way will help you to concentrate better than having your mind zoom over a million thoughts a minute.
* If you live in a small apartment, set aside a corner of a larger room with floor pillows, a softly scented candle and maybe a cozy throw. If these things aren't available, just find a quiet place for yourself.


Warnings

* At first you may feel nervous, jittery, and restless. Try to relax and understand that doing nothing does not mean that you're being unproductive or irresponsible. Keep in mind that you are doing this in order to clear your mind and ultimately extend your life so that you will have even more time. Ultimately, setting time aside to recharge your batteries will make you more productive, creative, and more able to concentrate in the long run, and that's very good for work, school, or other.


Related wikiHows

* How to Call in Sick When You Just Need a Day Off
* How to Meditate
* How to Buy Nothing
* How to Become a Taoist
* How to Be a Lazy College Student
* How to Be Thankful
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Old Oct 22nd, 2006, 05:48 PM       
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How to Stuff Tacos

Tacos are a delicious mexican food. They are often quite a pain to stuff, and doing this correctly can make eating them a lot more enjoyable. This article assumes all ingredients have been pre-prepared.
Steps

1. Hold the taco shell firmly in your weak hand, but not so hard that you crush the shell.
2. Get a heaped teaspoon of taco sauce and spread it along the base of your shell.
3. Get a tablespoon of minced beef and pour into the taco shell evenly on top of the salsa.
4. sprinkle grated cheese on top of the meat.
5. spinkle grated or finely chopped lettuce on top of the cheese.
6. Your taco is now complete. If you like, you can add other and more fillings, but it is best to leave your taco only half filled.


Tips

* If you would like broccomoli, this should be put in before the taco sauce.
* Tacos are great with refried beans set at the side.
* Other ingredients that you could use include greated carrot, corriander, rocket and tomato.


Warnings

* Do not overfill your taco. Overfilling makes eating the taco a lot messier and makes the taco shell crack easier. Half full is best.


Things You'll Need

* Taco shells
* Minced beef
* Taco sauce
* lettuce
* cheese


Related wikiHows

* How to Make Taco Soup
* How to Make Breakfast Tacos
* How to Properly Eat a Burrito
* How to Make Fully Grilled Burritos
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Old Oct 22nd, 2006, 05:50 PM       
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How to Hide an Erection

As guys, we all have times when we're caught off guard with an erect member. It can be embarrasing and awkward, especially when you're a teen, or you are in an important meeting or such. Here is what you can do to avoid such embarrasing situations.
Steps

1. Clothes are key in concealing an erection. Never wear tight clothes, or clothes that restrict movement. Jeans can be good or bad, as looser jeans tend to shield the growth, and tighter jeans accentuate it. Khaki pants are said to be good for hiding the erection, as well.
2. Underclothes can also be a factor. As a general rule, underpants are better than boxers. However, realizing that many men prefer boxers, it is not necessary to wear underpants.
3. Loose shirts are great if you can get away with them. If you're at school or someplace casual, use an untucked shirt at groin length to hide the erection. Sweatshirts work even better.
4. When you can't get away with clothing, resort to dire measures! Physical barriers aid the concealment of this problem quite well. Get something between your member and the people you're around. Hiding it under a desk, putting a book in front of it (held casually with one hand, not obviously), or anything else you can think of is great for concealing it.
5. Another trick is simply time. Give it time and the darned thing will go away. Don't think about it, or it'll stay longer. Think about something engrossing--sports, politics, whatever. Some people find gross things to be effective in the neutralizing of an erection. Think of that video you saw in high school "The Miracle of Birth", and you should be okay.
6. The expression "walking it off" is great when applied to the theme of erections. Physical exercise gets rid of them rapidly.
7. Putting your hand in your pocket and holding your penis to the side can also help but it might hurt a little.
8. When all else fails, go to the bathroom and "tuck it in" pointing up and held with the waistband of your trousers. Don't make it hurt, just hold it in place. The erection will be much less noticeable, and will go away presently. Then, pull up your waistband and free your poor penis.


Tips

* Don't think about sexual attraction while you have an erection; it'll make things worse.
* NEVER "flex". It's hard to explain, but if you're a guy, then you understand. Flexing will increase blood flow to the penis and make your erection last longer. Control the urge.


Warnings

* Don't do anything to hurt your penis. It's better to be embarrased for a moment than damage your child-bearing, urine-flushing member for life.
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Old Oct 22nd, 2006, 05:52 PM       
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How to Be a Juggalo

A Juggalo is a member of the subculture that has grown up around the fanbase of the Detroit rap group Insane Clown Posse, and related recording artists at Psychopathic Records.
Steps

1. Begin to listen to the Insane Clown Posse (ICP), Twiztid, Blaze Ya Dead Homie or anyone who is or has been on Psychopathic.
2. Learn about The Dark Carnival.
3. Become fluent in using words like, Ninja, WOO WOO, Feminem, etc.
4. Drink Faygo.
5. Dress like a juggalo, buy baggy pants, over-sized t-shirts with your favorite Psychopathic Artists on them, cut your hair in a way that your mom or society wouldn't approve of.
6. Hang out with people who like Psychopathic.
7. Paint your face in the style of ICP and other Psychopathic Records artists.
8. Diss Eminem and anyone related to him.
9. Claim that you listened to ICP before The Riddlebox came out.
10. Talk smack on Esham for leaving Psychopathic.


Tips

* Be yourself.
* Know that you don't have to paint your face, it's an optional part of the lifestyle. However, if you do decide to do it, take a good look at pictures of ICP and practice before going out in public.


Warnings

* Don't try too hard.
* Being a juggalo is a way of life, not a fashion statement.


External Links

* Official ICP Site
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Old Oct 22nd, 2006, 05:54 PM       
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this article shows you the basics to have a high level account and avoid being called "noob. n33b, newb, newbie, nooblette, etc." It can help you to a better gaming experience.
Steps

1. Keep on training your character, quests are problems to think of LATER, after you have achieved a high level of atleast 40.
2. Ignore insults and respond nicely, insulting other people back will only lead to blacklisting of your account OR permanent banning, depending on the offense.
3. Be polite, ask for help as minute as possible, it may lead to insulting of another player because of your lack of knowledge and skills.


Tips

* ask help from:
* high level people that seem polite and experienced enough that has patience to guide newbies
* or just add janine25 when you play runescape, thats my account and i will help you in any way possible.
* set your recovery questions, it can help you recover your account if it is hacked


Warnings

* NEVER say your password if one promises to take it to a higher level...he will only steal your account and have little chance to take it back, your password ISNT blocked in public or private chat report anyone who asks for your password or money without anything in return.
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Old Oct 22nd, 2006, 05:54 PM       
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How to Be Just Like Paris Hilton

Is Paris Hilton your idol? Do you really really want to be like her? Then this is the place for you!
Steps

1. First, buy a small dog and give it a cute name like Tinkerbell. Dress it up in its own clothes! Ideal dogs are small, cute and will fit in a bag! Ideal outfits are pink tutus or anything pink! Buy a nice, designer bag, and if you don't have the money, buy a fake one off the internet! Put your dog in it and make sure everyone can see it!
2. Next, if you are not blond, go blond! Anything but blond is SO not Paris! Try a very light, platinum blond and make sure you look after your hair! Alternate from straight to curly, tied up in a high ponytail to in low pigtails...etc!
3. Develop a love for pink! Everything you own must be pink! If you are still in school, flaunt your love of pink with folders, bags, pens...all in pink! Make sure everyone knows your fave color!
4. The only shoes you ever wear must be high! Heels are your best friend! Most of your shoes should be pink! Try and get a huge selection of shoes, even if they are not very expensive!
5. Buy some huge, over sized sunglasses and never take them off! Paris style glasses would be pink with diamentes, or white framed! You can find these in most shops! If you want to accessories further, try cool headbands or cute dangly earrings with some sparkle on them!
6. Get your own catchphrase that you say all the time! Something cute like 'Thats hot!' Say it, and make sure people know it is YOURS!
7. Even if you are brainy, act dumb!
8. You must have one best friend that you do everything with! Fall out a lot and have a lot of arguments! Be seen everywhere with them, and do exactly the same thing! Never, ever be on your own! This friend is like your assistant, they should follow you and be willing to do anything for you! Don't treat her like rubbish! And make sure she is blond, and wears all the latest fashion!
9. Have lots of boyfriends! Make sure they totally worship you and shower you with gifts! Try and find a rich boyfriend, you can find these in cool, popular clubs, which you should be hanging around in!
10. Go shopping and spend all your cash! If you don't have that much money, get some posh, designer bags and stuff your 'cheap' carrier bags in! Then you will still look like a star!
11. Be friends with the 'in' gang! You are very popular, remember, so make sure you are nice to all the right people!
12. Love yourself! Because you are soooo A-list!


Tips

* Your clothes are important! Always choose something pink if you are stuck for ideas! Try cute miniskirts and patterned tops!
* Wear Paris's perfume!
* Acting like a whore is just like Paris Hilton, but follow the info in the warnings section so you don't get STDs.


Warnings

* Whorish behavior, (like the kind Paris engages in), can be dangerous to your health. Remember- when you are filming your own amateur porn, use protection!


Things You'll Need

* Protection
* an Animal
* No Self-Esteem


Related wikiHows

* How to Pamper Yourself Like a Celebrity
* How to Look Great on a Budget
* How to Have a Great Conversation
* How to Wear Platform Shoes
* How to Lead a Celebrity Life
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Old Oct 22nd, 2006, 05:54 PM       
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How to Pet a Cat

Petting a cat may sound simple, but children should know the do's and dont's of this deceptively complex task. Using too much force can agitate the cat, causing her to bite or scratch. Being able to pet a cat or kitten properly will allow you to maintain a good relationship with your feline companion.
Steps

1. Get down to the cat's level. This makes you seem interesting, without being threatening, to the cat.
2. Let the cat sniff you before petting her, so she can become comfortable with you. Extend a hand or finger, and allow the cat to touch its nose to your finger(s).
3. Watch for signs that the cat is interested. If the cat is rubbing her head or body up against you, chances are she is welcoming you to pet it.
4. Look for body language and facial expressions. Cats sometimes do not want to be petted.
5. Start off by rubbing her head lightly with your fingers. If she closes her eyes, that means she is enjoying it.
6. Continue to pet the cat, slowly working your way to the end of her back (before the tail).
7. If the cat goes on her back or side, chances are she wants you to rub her stomach. You can tickle the stomach, pat it and rub it, but do not use excessive force!
8. Know your cat's limits. Some cats like to be petted hard (usually the larger, more lean ones). If this is the case, pet or pat your cat using mild to medium force. Take note of her reaction.
9. Stop petting the cat right away if at any point she hisses, scratches at you, or attempts to bite you.


Tips

* Children and the disabled should be supervised when petting a cat. They can easily agitate it, causing the cat to bite or scratch.
* Do not make sharp sudden movements; cats get scared easily.
* Be gentle! Especially with kittens.
* Stroke cats from head to tail. Your cat probably doesn't want his or her fur ruffled up.
* When dealing with a nervous or shy cat, a treat may help encourage the cat to allow petting.


Warnings

* Do not use nails!
* If a cat bites you or scratches you, let it cool off before trying to pet it again.
* Do not be rough.
* Seek medical assistance if you are wounded due to a serious bite or scratch.
* If the cat shies away or runs off, do not chase it. You will only scare it.
* Always be careful interacting with an animal you don't know. Even a perfectly friendly and healthy looking cat may be carrying a disease or suddenly bite. When in doubt, leave the cat alone or call animal control if the cat has no collar.
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How to Deal With the Suicide of a Loved One


It may seem so hard to get through those first couple of months, but with some tips, it won't be so terrible.
Steps

1. Think back to the good times. Whenever you go through tough times, remember the positive things about the person's life.
2. Remember that it was the mental problem that killed him. The person who you used to know would never do this to you.
3. If you believe in God, believe that God will forgive someone who committed suicide because he or she was ill, and in a childlike state of mind.
4. Remember they are in a better place now and someday you shall be with them too.


Tips

* Remember the good times
* Talk to others about it
* Try to stay strong, but don't be afraid to cry


Warnings

* Any depression or sadness that is prolonged should be reported to your doctor immediately.
* Any thoughts of death or dying yourself should be reported immediately.
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Any living animal deserves love. Here is how to give the best to your canine pal.
Steps

1. Give your dog plenty of exercise. When your dog needs to go out, take him or her out. You will know he needs to because he will give you pleading looks, stand by the door, bark, etc. There may be whining, scraping and barking accompanying the need for exercise outdoors as well.
2. Pet him. If he puts his head in your lap, scratch behind his ears. Dogs just want to be loved. They love neck and tummy scratches and a dog massage is one of the best ways to show your affection for your dog.
3. Reward your dog. Many dogs, and Goldens in particular, exist to please their owners, and they will do it. You have to reward them. Give them treats that are healthy and made specially for dogs. You don't have to buy the treats, you can make excellent ones yourself at home.
4. Talk to your dog. Dogs love it when you talk to them. You will develop your own language together and share intimate moments. And no dog will ever tell you to stop going on about a bad day at the office!
5. Spend quality time with your dog. Your dog loves attention. Set aside time every day to spend just with your dog. Even if it's just lying in front of the TV together, stroking your dog's ears and resting together.
6. Prioritize yourself to your dog. Set regular and consistent times to feed your dog and take him or her for walks. Your dog will love you for it because it's doing him or her a world of good for their well-being. Doing things for your dog at the same time every day will let it know what to expect at that time.
7. Cherish your dog. Always respect your dog and the love that your dog has brought into the house. Be kind, caring and considerate in the way that you treat your dog. Your dog is a family member.
8. Give your dog a comfortable place of its own. Your dog's sleeping area should be its alone, not to be shared with piles of washing or storage boxes. Make sure it is out of the way of people who walk through and other annoyances.


Tips

* Check out tips on the internet and at your local library on dog training. Part of loving your dog is teaching it how to behave. Or enroll in an obedience school.
* Although particular commands are important, also talk to your dog in plain English along with these commands. Your speech is full of inflections and patterns that your dog will understand, even if it doesn't know that details of what you're saying. Similarly, never lie to your dog. Dogs can sense it.


Warnings

* Don't overdo it. If you tackle your dog in a way that goes beyond just playful roughing, they might retaliate in an unwanted way.


Things You'll Need

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Bears are among nature’s most majestic creatures, and seeing one in the wild is an unforgettable experience. Get too close, however, and your encounter with a bear can be more terrifying than awe-inspiring. Fortunately, despite humans’ continued encroachment into “bear country," attacks on people are rare, and fatalities are even rarer. Still, bears are immense, powerful wild animals, and any meeting between bears and humans can potentially turn deadly. Do you know what to do if you find yourself face to face with a bear? Read on, and hike safely.
Steps

1. Avoid close encounters. If you can prevent an encounter with a bear, the rest of the steps are unnecessary. As luck would have it, bears are reclusive creatures, and they generally prefer to steer clear of humans. You can help them to do so by announcing your presence when you’re exploring their home environment: talk loudly, sing, or carry "bear bells" so bears have time to escape you. Be sure to heed local bear advisories and practice proper food storage techniques while camping, and try to hike in open areas so that a bear can see you (or you can see it) from a distance. Leave dogs at home or keep them leashed. If you see bear tracks, make a detour or leave the area. Avoid surprising bears.

2. Keep your distance. If you see a bear from a long distance (greater than 300 feet), leave the area. If you need to continue on, make a wide detour around the bear. If the bear has not seen you, do not disturb it: retreat calmly and quietly, and then make ample noise when you are well away to prevent future chance encounters. If the bear sees you, begin speaking in a low, calm voice (it doesn’t matter what you say) and retreat slowly, keeping an eye on the bear but avoiding direct eye contact. Your goal is to communicate to the bear that you are human (i.e. that you can defend yourself and are not frightened) while also letting it know that you are non-threatening, and that you are leaving its territory.

3. Stand tall, even if the bear charges you. If the bear sees you and is closer than 300 feet, or if the bear is approaching you, remain calm and try to look as large as possible. Try to back away slowly—do not run—and speak softly. If the bear continues to approach as you back away, stop and stand your ground. Speak more loudly in a deep, calm voice, and wave you arms to make yourself look bigger. Keep an eye on the bear, but avoid direct eye contact. Do not be aggressive, but do not crouch down, play dead or otherwise show fear or vulnerability. If the bear charges you, muster all your courage and stay where you are: the charge is most likely a bluff, and if you stand your ground the bear will turn away.

4. Know your bear. The steps you take to survive an encounter with a bear will depend in part on the type of bear. North America has three kinds of bears: grizzly bears (brown bears), black bears, and polar bears. Polar bears, of course, are easily recognizable, and their range is limited to the far northern latitudes. Grizzlies and black bears cannot necessarily be identified by their colors. Grizzly bears can weigh up to 800 lbs., and they are distinguished by a prominent shoulder hump and a rump lower than the shoulder. Black bears are typically smaller (up to 400 lbs.), and have a rump higher than or at roughly the same level as the shoulder. If you see tracks, grizzly bears have claw marks well separated from the paw imprints, while black bears’claw marks will be quite close to the paw imprint.

5. "Shrink" the bear. A little bear psychology can go a long way—your response to an attack should be shaped by the bear’s motivations. First, if a bear appears to be stalking you (disappearing and reappearing, for example), or if a bear attacks at night, it most likely sees you as food, and any attack will be predatory. If you surprise a bear on the trail, if the bear has cubs, or if the bear is eating from or protecting a carcass, the bear will most likely be acting in self-defense.

6. Climb a tree only under the right circumstances. Black bears are adept climbers, so climbing a tree will do you no good with one of them. Grizzlies, too, can climb a little, and they can reach up to 12 feet into the tree from the ground. Only consider climbing a tree if you encounter a grizzly and you are confident you can make it well up (at least 15 feet, but preferably 30 feet) into a sturdy tree by the time the bear reaches you. Bears are fast, so do not try to race a bear to a tree—you will lose. This approach is usually only viable if you are right next to the tree, and you’re a good climber.

7. Play dead if a grizzly bear or polar bear makes a non-predatory attack. If the bear (other than a black bear) is attacking you in self-defense, you can put it at ease (and save yourself) by playing dead by lying completely flat on the ground. Do so only after the bear makes contact with you or tries to do so. (In the past, bear experts recommended that one fall to the ground in a fetal position but researchers have since proven that doing this only allows the bear to easily flip over the human in question.) To play dead, lie flat on the ground protecting your vital parts with the ground, and your arms protecting your neck with your hands laced behind the neck. Keep your legs together and do not struggle. Once the bear leaves your immediate vicinity, wait several minutes before carefully looking to see if the bear is still around. A bear may look back and may return if it sees you moving.

8. Fight a black bear attack or any predatory attack. If the bear is a black bear, or if you have determined that the bear sees you as food (this is actually quite rare, and more common with black bears and, some say, polar bears than with grizzlies), your only chance of escape is to fight it or scare it away. Hit the bear with rocks, pots, pans, sticks or fists—anything handy, really. The odds may seem against you in a fight, but bears generally do not see humans as prey, and a bear that makes a predatory attacks is usually immature, starving, or wounded, and may easily be scared away if you hit it.


Tips


* While a bear standing on its hind legs appears very intimidating, this is usually a gesture of curiosity, and the bear is just trying to get a better look at you.

* Carry bear spray. Bear spray is pepper spray in a specially designed container, and it has proven to be an invaluable deterrent. You will need to wait until the bear is close to you, however (about 15-20 feet), before you can effectively deploy it. Be careful, though. Bears in some regions such as Yellowstone and The Grand Tetons have become accustomed to bear spray. When they are sprayed, they will turn their heads. A direct spray to the face is the only way you will be able to deter a bear. In most cases, you will only have one shot at this, so make it your best. A way to get around this is to spray a quick short spray at the bear. If the bear turns on this spray you will not have wasted all your spray.

* If you have a firearm, only use it as a last resort. Most bear attacks can be deescalated without killing the bear. If you must shoot a bear, wait until it is close (30 or 40 feet at most), and aim for the low neck or front shoulder area. Bears have extremely thick skulls, and head shots often will not bring a bear down.

* If you need to play dead and you’re wearing a large backpack, the pack will add some protection to your vital areas, and you can lie on your stomach with your hands clasped behind your neck. Use your legs and elbows to try to prevent the bear from flipping you over, but do not struggle. If you look dead and harmless, a defensive bear will usually leave you alone.

* Bears run extremely fast but due to their heavy weight and short front legs they are much slower running downhill. If you are on a slope you may try to escape from the bear by running downhill.

* Do not keep food in your tent when camping. Always use proper food storage containers or suspend your food at least four meters off the ground using a park food pole or suspended between two trees. Remember that most species of bear are excellent climbers.

* Bears are attracted to smells, so keep all your trash together and don't keep it near where you are sleeping.

* Never surprise a bear — let it know you're coming. Many hikers like to walk with cow bells or tie small bells to their feet, but many bear experts say this is not as good as talking, singing or clapping loudly as you walk. Bears are a lot more likely to recognize you as human by your voice than by a bell.

* If possible, walk upwind — that is, with your back to the wind. Let your scent alert any bears to your presence.

* Parks Canada recommends leaving dogs at home. A barking dog does all the things that are most likely to infuriate a bear and, if it encounters a bear, it might actually run back to you for help — with an angry bear in pursuit!

* Whenever you go into the woods, make sure people know where you are going, and take a cell phone/mobile with you.

* Stay calm the whole time - rash decisions are usually bad ones.


Warnings

* Never get between a mother bear and her cubs.
* Do not attempt to play dead if a bear enters your camp, particularly at night. Such a bear is looking for food and may perceive you as a meal. Fight the bear in this case.
* Avoid spending time near bears’ food sources. Walking near animal carcasses, berry patches, and fish streams increases your chance of meeting a bear. In addition, the sound of rushing water can make it very difficult for a bear to hear you as you approach.
* Bear spray is an effective deterrent, but the scent of its resin can actually attract bears. Discard empty bear spray containers, and do not try to spray a perimeter of pepper spray as a preventative measure.
* Do not discharge bear spray into the wind. Bear spray is only useful in ideal circumstances. If conditions are windy, try to avoid using bear spray, as it can actually shift with the wind and potentially blind you temporarily, giving the bear an edge on you.
* Do not feed bears. Not only is it illegal in all of Canadian and U.S. national parks, it also trains bears to associate humans with an easy food supply and leads them to lose their fear of humans. This might make them a danger to other campers — and ultimately lead to them being killed by park or wildlife officials.
* At night, always walk with a flashlight. This will also help warn any bears.
* Use bells and reduce your speed when mountain biking through woods in bear country. Mountain bikes move too fast to allow a bear time to know you’re coming, and you are liable to surprise a bear when speeding around a corner.
* Never attempt to play dead with a black bear or a bear that appears to consider you prey. If the bear begins to maul you after you have played dead, you have no choice but to fight back.
* NOTE: "bear bells" are potentially ineffective. Make natural sounds if possible.


Things You'll Need

* Flashlight at night
* Noisemakers
* Bear spray in a can
* Firearm, if you know how to use one, and can be extremely responsible in deciding when to shoot a bear and when not to shoot a bear. Understand the laws regarding firearms in your area.

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To truly conquer an enemy, it helps to have God on your side. Fight your opponent through God and you will win every time.
Steps

1. Know what you want and how you are going to get there.
2. Determine why you want to win this fight.
3. Ask yourself how this person came to be your enemy. Review your whole history with this person.
4. Pray to the enemy. Ask God to touch the person's heart.
5. Ask God to make this person change and feel guilty.
6. Hug the person in your mind and say how you were hurt. Ask God to wrap your enemy in peace and love.
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He's simply the COOLEST anime character of all time. Why wouldn't you want to be him? Even though you can't be excatly like him it is always fun to act like him. It is not a hard thing to do,but don't try to hard or you will break your bones climbing up a tree. You wouldn't want that.
Steps

1. Look incredibly laid back and lazy.
2. Cover your left eye with a headband.
3. Read dirty books in your spare time.
4. ALWAYS show up at least an hour late to anything.
5. Cover your mouth at all times.
6. Wear a green vest with many pockets.
7. Have a shuriken/kunai holder strapped to your leg.
8. Find a guy (...or GAI haha..get it?) to start making various competitions with you..that only he/she cares about.


Tips

* dye your hair white
* get a dog pack
* pick up 3 younger kids and teach them your ninja ways
* value friendship above all else


Warnings

* Its just for fun, dont take it too seriously because after all you cant climb trees with only using your feet or walk on water by controling your chakra.
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Are you tired of playing Playstation 2 online and X box Live all the time? Have you ever wished you could play a game online with thousands of other people? In this WikiHow i am going to teach you how to play MMORPG.
Steps

1. The first thing you have to do is choose the game you want to play. Choose if you want it to be modern or medevil space based or earth based. Most MMORPGs you have to pay for but there are some that are free
2. Next thing you have to do is buy it or download it. After that all you have to do is go to the website and register and put in all the info that is needed.
3. After you do that you have to log on and create a character. Make a creative name nothing like Bobby or Joe but something like Clockspeaker or something. I advise you not to do Supercooldude23124212441412414 those names are just stupid and may lead to character deletion or even ban if name is also too offencive.
4. Once you get into the game world ask the closest person to you "where is the nearest place to get experience" they will say something pretty close by so just go there and fight and you'll be set.


Tips

* Don't beg too much for the games currency or armor, it is annoying and bad habit.
* Don't be afraid to ask for help from a game master or someone
* Talk to people...thats the reason you decided to get on a MMORPG right?
* Try to be a good speller and if you mispell a word and you know you mispelled it type *word that you mispelled
* Try serching MMORPG on google that should give you a few choices
* Be nice. It's the best thing to do. If you are nice and helpful to others, most likely they will want to help you! And they may be really good at said MMORPG...score!
* When you have learned how to be on that server and you wish to be 'Game Master' or 'Dungeon Master', (players who can do almoust everything with 'god-like-powers') dont ask to be one. If you ask, they surely wont take you in the team.


Warnings

* Watch out for hackers! Don't give your password to anyone no matter what they say, even if they claim to be staff.
* Do not cheat! If you cheat, you WILL ruin your gaming fun and you WILL get banned.
* Remember, it is just a game. If you have bad times in game, blame the game, not the others.
* Watch out for scammers! If you are new to game, you surely dont know much from game, so talk, speak, ask. Because there is always guys trying to steal items from you somehow. Do not get fooled.


Things You'll Need

* Some extra money
* A credit card or debit card or a game time card
* Typing skills
* Good skill to speak/understand language what server uses. (Not needed really, but it makes you feel much better if you can talk and understand the language they are speaking.)
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It doesn't matter if you're a city slicker with a high stress job and a long commute or a stay at home mum with a menagerie of kids to manage, you can get into Ramadhan mode and reap the benefits of this month too!
Steps

1. (Pre Ramadhan) Shape up your soul: Prepare yourself spiritually by fasting on Mondays, Thursdays and the 13th, 14th, 15th of the lunar calendar in Shaa'baan. Wake up earlier than usual (even half an hour before Fajr will do) and pray. Read the Qur'an after Fajr even if it's only for 10-15 minutes. Stock up on interesting Islamic lectures that you can listen to during the day or on your way to work. If you're cooking or waiting in a line or have some free time, do thikr.
2. Detox your body: Stifle the urge to munch snacks at odd moments or when you're bored. Drink lots of water, and avoid endless cups of coffee and tea. Start with a complex carbohydrate breakfast that releases energy slowly and allows you to stay energised through the day. Have a light meal at the end of day with lots of fruit, vegetables, live culture yogurt and salad.
3. Free your mind: Get rid of all those erototoxins that are generated by watching music videos or listening to music and the anxiety hormones produced by watching the news on TV. Wean yourself off TV, read an interesting Islamic book instead.
4. Tie your camel: Do what it takes to keep you organised in Ramadhan. Shop for groceries in advance, prepare large batches of food and freeze them, chop vegetables and store them in airtight containers.
5. (During Ramadhan) Wake up to eat the pre-dawn meal (suhoor) and stay up to read a portion of the Qur'an before and after Fajr.
6. Try and get a little shut-eye in the day -- even a half hour nap will leave you feeling refreshed.
7. Be nice. A major aspect of Ramadhan is being charitable to others and controlling oneself...bite your tongue, count to 10 if you're having a hard day. If someone's out to give you a bad time, tell them you're fasting.
8. Give generously. It doesn't matter if it's a smile to a co-worker or a hundred pounds to a homeless derelict, it's the season to give sadaqah (not to mention the Prophet's Sunnah).
9. Don't overeat at iftaar. Start with dates and something liquid (water, juice, milk, shorbaa, a smoothie) and eat sparingly of the spread. Save your main meal for later in the night. If you're cooking iftaar, bake and broil instead of frying.
10. Drink up! To combat dehydration, drink lots of water between iftaar and suhoor -- try having at least two glasses of water at a go. Keep off fizzy drinks and opt for herbal teas or unsweetened juices.
11. Attend and organise community iftaars and taraweeh. Don't forget to invite people who tend to get overlooked. Focus on 'connecting' with others in the community and discovering common ground, instead of 'networking'.
12. Save some 'Just Me and You' time with Allah. It's easy to get overwhelmed by life and forget that this month is essentially about renewing one's personal connection with God. The Qur'an says (the translation of which means): "When you are free from your affairs, then turn to your Lord." Wake up in the night and pray as much as is easy for you. Stay in seclusion (i'tikaaf) if you can for a part of the month, even if it's only a weekend.
13. Seek the Night of Power. There is a night in Ramadhan that is considered better than a 1000 months, by virtue of the blessings that descend in it. Seek the Night of Power in the last ten days of the month.
14. Make arrangements to give Zakaat al-Fitr on time (before the 'Eid prayer).
15. (Post-Ramadhan)Ramadhan presents a great opportunity to regulate our lives. The best benefit that can be derived from Ramadhan is to carry the lessons learned from it -- moderation and discipline -- to the year that follows.
16. If you're among the group of people who are exempted from fasting -- persons traveling and the ill whose illness can be made worse by fasting; menstruating women and women with post-partum bleeding; pregnant and nursing women; people who are not capable of fasting, either due to old age or incurable diseases -- there's still something to be gained. Feeding the poor on the days one is unable to fast is a highly recommended act.


Tips

* Shop for groceries in bulk and prepare food that won't spoil on keeping in large batches and freeze.
* Invite people over for iftaar on weekends.
* To avoid heartburn, line your stomach with a bland, alkaline food before starting on fried, spicy stuff.


Warnings

* Ramadhan comes around just once every year ...who knows if we'll be around next year to make all our resolutions come true? Seize the day!

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Do you find it really difficult to appear normal and unaffected whenever your enemy appears? How many times have you made a fool of yourself publicly by behaving abnormally or viciously in front of your enemy or competitor? Here are some easy to follow steps to remain cool as a cucumber - even when the most hated person on your list pops up in front of you.


Steps

1. As soon as you see the enemy, start counting from one to ten under your breath to ease any anger, tension or frustration caused by seeing him or her.
2. Flash your best and widest smile. A smile baffles the enemy further because they wonder why you are smiling at them.
3. If possible, go to the enemy and shake hands with them, inquiring very confidently about their health, life and work.
4. Shower them with some praise about their appearance or any other trait you dislike most, making the trait appear to be their best point.
5. Be as sweet as possible in extending any sort of help, advice, guidance or support you are capable of offering them.
6. Don't repeat this whenever you see your enemy, sometimes just ignore him/her,that's to avoid being turned into a joke, especially if the enemy is amongest friends.
7. Bid them good-bye, leaving them flabbergasted and shocked by your behavior.


Tips

* Don't smile so much that the sides of your mouth crack up and your true devilish self becomes obvious.
* Subtlety is the key here. Be very subtle in showering praises on them. Too much praise may appear to be an insult.
* Don't spend a lot of time with the contact. Your impatience may get the better of your good sense.
* Don't go crazy with the flattering. It will make you look foolish.

Warnings

* Observe the reactions of the enemy to your changed behavior.
* If the enemy doesn't appear to be very keen on listening to you, it is advisable to leave without uttering another word.
* Don't be fooled by their sweet response to you. Remember, they may be putting up the same pretense as you are.
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Using an internet forum can be a very enjoyable experience if approached with the right attitude and the right knowledge. Learn how to do it here.
Steps

1. Fill out a registration and provide some information in order to become a member of an internet forum.
2. When you first begin to post, be polite. You will feel intimidated by veteran users at first, but don't start a "Hi, I'm new" topic or anything like that. If you're respectful to older members, you will earn your own respect in due time.
3. Be very thoughtful about your posts, and follow all of the rules as you advance in ranks and your reputation becomes better.
4. Have a good time and enjoy the friends you have made and the laughs you have shared in the forum!


Tips

* You should read some of the posts in a forum before joining. If you don't like what you are seeing, save yourself the trouble and don't join.
* Always follow the established rules of a forum.
* Don't become obsessed about your post count or forum ranking. The only way to garner praise and respect is with good, thoughtful posting. Lots of meaningless posts will get you nowhere.


Warnings

* In order to stay safe, don't share personal information such as full name, phone number, or address to anyone else in the forum.


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* http://www.myspace.com
* http://www.zenhex.com
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What it means to dress emo...
Steps

1. The Emo Romulan look - short, thick, greasy, dyed-black hair with bangs cut straight across the forehead, and cut high over the ears. Someone from 'Time In Malta' recently described to me the San Diego Crimson Curse scene as 'Spock Rock'.
2. Actually, any greasy dyed black hair. Bangs in front and spikes in back is very Emo too.
3. Clunky black shoes and odd colored scarves.
4. Horn-rim glasses, or at least thick black frames.
5. Bald head, furry face (boys only), goes especially well with horn-rims.
6. Heavy slacks, often too tight and short.
7. Thin, too-small polyester button-ups in dark colors, or threadbare children's size t-shirts with random slogans. Button the collar if you've got one.
8. Gas station jackets. This has diffused a lot over the years though, it's no longer exclusive to Emo kids. Nowadays, you may want to select a nice corduroy denim jacket.
9. Also classic outerwear but quickly diffusing to normality: the famous Blue Peacoat.
10. Barrettes on boys
11. Make-up (male or female).
12. Too-small cardigans and v-neck sweaters.
13. Anorexic thinness. Vegan-ism helps here.


Tips

* To Get The anorexic look become A Vegan.
* Cry A lot. About everything to do with the Emo look .
* Dye your hair black or have black in your hair.
* An important characteristic of any true emo kid is the sweep haircut. Just remember: Short in the back and on the sides, long sweeping greasy bangs (preferably that cover tear-filled lined eyes).
* Download the song "Emo Kid". That should give you an idea.


Warnings

* Some people very much dislike Emos' so be warned that you might be hated.
* Cutting is stupid. Don't do it. Your parents will take you to a therapist and you could accidentally cut a vein and have a trip to the hospital. Plus, there are other ways of releasing your thoughts such as journalling.
* Dont Starve yourself, just become a Vegan


Things You'll Need

* THINGS TO MATCH THE LOOK ---
* Black Nail Polish
* Black Clothes
* Tight Pants
* Ribbons 4 Your Hair
* A Poetry Book
* Ability to cry easily
* A Whiny Attitude
* Hair Gel
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http://www.wikihow.com/Start-Rapping

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How to Start Rapping

So you want to become a rapper. Well you came to the right spot. When you have finished reading every word of this page, your rapping skills will definitely improve.
Steps

1. Start off by freestyling. (Freestyling means rapping without having time to write anything down.) Practice freestyling with your friends and improve at this.
2. Move on to writing rhymes yourself and learn more rhymes.
3. Start recording your rhymes with/without a beat. This is important because you wont know how good you are until you actually hear yourself.
4. Start making demos and improve your 'flow'. This is all about the timing and your pace, flow is very important.
5. Remember to practice freestyling all the time and keep at practice.
6. If making a song, do the beats first then try to rap over it.


Tips

* Never bite lines (steal somebody else's rhymes)!
* Form a crew with other MCs to learn from one another.
* Once you have written your rhymes, you should improve them by counting up how many syllables are in each line, then editing them so there is relatively the same amount. This will improve your flow.
* Keep it real. This means to rap about what's real as opposed to writing rhymes about something thats just plain not true. For example, don't say something like, you have a bazooka and a tech nine, 'cause you most likely don't.
* A rhyming dictonary will definitely help.


Warnings

* If you don't keep it real or if you bite lines from others, especially famous rappers you will get dissed by a million other MCs.
* Do not drop out of school to become a rapper because there's a very small chance, even if you're talented.


Things You'll Need

* Basically you just need a pen and paper to start. But on the other hand if you are more serious about rapping, you might need to buy some equipment to record.
* Rhyming dictionary. Only if you want some extra help.


Related wikiHows

* How to Freestyle Rap


External Links

* LetsBeef.com is a website that allows you to freestyle battle over real beats.
* www.hiphop-directory.com Another battling site
* Hip Hop Forum - An online forum where users can learn how to rap and share written raps
* Spoken vs. Written Spoken vs. Written is dedicated to the independent art of Rhyme.
* http://www.rhymingzone.com
* Hip Hop Forum - Practise rap battling against some of the best, and most helpful freestylers on the best place to become a better freestyler.
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