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Old Jan 4th, 2007, 03:36 PM        how to unplug my ear?
I've had a few ear infections over the past year in my right ear. I took a decongestant today and it's not working. Any suggestions?
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Old Jan 4th, 2007, 03:45 PM       
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Old Jan 4th, 2007, 03:57 PM       
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Old Jan 4th, 2007, 04:00 PM       
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Old Jan 4th, 2007, 04:34 PM       
Umm, go to the doctor before you lose hearing in that ear.
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Old Jan 4th, 2007, 04:58 PM       
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Old Jan 4th, 2007, 06:48 PM       
It might not be congestion, it might be impacted wax.
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Old Jan 4th, 2007, 06:59 PM       
my mom would put warm olive oil with garlic in my ear when i got a ear infection, thankfully she didn't put any tomato sauce or mozzarella in there
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Old Jan 4th, 2007, 07:10 PM       
Someone suggested rubbing alchohol. I think I have a middle ear infection and will have to have a camera shoved up my nose or throat.
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Old Jan 4th, 2007, 07:13 PM       
if it's an inner ear infection they will give you eardrops and antibiotics
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Old Jan 4th, 2007, 11:51 PM       
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Old Jan 4th, 2007, 11:53 PM       
just don't take amoxicillin 'cause you could get a bad case of thrush.
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Old Jan 4th, 2007, 11:56 PM       
Get one of those ear candles. Theyre wierd as hell feeling but they work really good. If you cant find any find someone who smokes and get them to blow smoke into our ear. Itll be smelly as hell if you dont smoke but its worked for me before.
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Old Jan 4th, 2007, 11:58 PM       
I took some stuff that started with Apo...I broke my nose and my right nostril is alway's plugged when I sleep and now it feels like it's really plugged all the way up to my ear, if that is possible. I'm not sticking a candle in my ear...
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Old Jan 5th, 2007, 12:00 AM       
Its not a real candle. Its like a foot long and hollow and gets kinda smokey. It turns into a smoke vacuum and starts pulling out the wax like smoke in a chiney. And it doesnt hurt at all. It actually feels pretty good. :/
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Old Jan 5th, 2007, 12:11 AM       
My mom used to work at a natural health place thingy, and thought those ear candles worked very well when my were crammed full o, wax
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Old Jan 5th, 2007, 01:12 PM       
Put some peroxide in your ear and hold your head to the side. Then tilt your head back over and the peroxide dump out on a cloth or something, along with any infection or wax. Worked for me.
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Old Jan 5th, 2007, 05:45 PM       
thanks for the suggestions...it's still bothering me I was reading some posts on ear infections and a guy wrote that I better get it checked, it could be a brain tumour
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Old Jan 5th, 2007, 06:27 PM       
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Old Jan 5th, 2007, 06:49 PM       
I never thought of relating a plugged ear to a brain tumor.
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Old Jan 6th, 2007, 07:00 PM       
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Put some peroxide in your ear and hold your head to the side. Then tilt your head back over and the peroxide dump out on a cloth or something, along with any infection or wax. Worked for me.
this works

+ if your ear really hurts put a cotton ball in it :]
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Old Jan 7th, 2007, 11:29 PM       
Arent you going to the doctor tomorrow?
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Old Jan 8th, 2007, 09:31 AM       
I'm going to the Doctor in 20 minutes
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Old Jan 8th, 2007, 10:28 AM       
I'm back...I had my hearing tested and the doctor say's I have a slight hearing loss. I have to see another specialist again (ear nose and throat) :/ another weeks or month of waiting. I should have worn ear protection when playing music with idiots that keep making a mic squeel and can't turn down there guitars
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