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Johnnie Johnnie is offline
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Old Feb 7th, 2007, 01:37 AM        About the guide
Hi, I'm Jonathan. Can anyone tell me why my computer keeps crashing when I try to load the newbie's guide thats stickied? I use safari(macintosh) if that helps anyone.
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Old Feb 7th, 2007, 01:43 AM       
no idea, have you tried looking at it w/o images
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Old Feb 7th, 2007, 02:36 AM       
I'm just glad to hear you're trying to read it. Unless, of course, you're only reading it to learn the correct way to suck around here, in which case SCREW YOU BUDDY
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Old Feb 7th, 2007, 02:43 AM       
I don't know why the thing's causing your computer to crash, but the least I can do is quote it for you.

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In this thread I will explain a few points to people that are relatively new to these forums. I'm not trying to be humorous in this thread, so don't expect another 'Newbie Classification Guide,' replete with comical images of people carefully selected from Google.

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Maybe.
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Old Feb 7th, 2007, 11:53 AM       
well, sucking comes naturally for me, so screw you too!
executioner got it right, I guess it was something about that image that kept fucking my computer. But hey, thanks for helping.
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Old Feb 7th, 2007, 12:01 PM       
Yeah those 16kb pictures are the ones that getcha
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