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Old Mar 1st, 2007, 10:51 AM        ZEN444, I'M ACLLING YUO OUT!!
So I'm surfing the boards this morning and I see that Zen444's perpetually sour attitude has leaked into the Twilight Princess thread.

I first experienced Zen444 (to my recollection) in the FF12 thread, where he bitched about the Final Fantasy series being for little girls or something inane. I sensed that he was either on the rag or attempting to be edgy since insulting FF on the internet is a one-way ticket on the fast track to getting defriended on MySpace or Livejournal or whatever the fuck you kids use these days.

Then while searching random pages on the Gentleman's humour site, EncyclopediaDramatica, his entry under "Zen444" popped up. Notice that he is categorized under not only "Faggots," but "Furries." I suspected that Zen444 was not native to our corner of the internet, and an exhausting minute and a half google search turned up this amazing tale of life and love, which I reproduce here, verbatim, in the event that he removes it. Is it safe for work? Probably not, I didn't read it.

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Love is a powerful thing.

Notes from writer: “After so many complaints from losers on the internet, i've fixed some errors.”

Amy was swinging her hammer outside of Tail's “Secret” base. When Sonic came running out of the lab holding tails by the hand. He dropped tails on the ground when he saw Amy.

“Amy. Me and Tails got a fix on Dr.Robotnick, not only does he have a chaos emerald, but he's wreaking havoc in the city. I'm pretty sure he's gonna send one of his goons to attack Tail's base for a chaos emerald. So here. Sonic hands her a chaos emerald Make sure you do everything in your power to protect.” Sonic vaguely salutes her, she gulps.

“Al...alright Sonic.” she stutters. Tails runs over to Sonic and Sonic grabs Tails and runs.

Later in the city.

“Alright Rouge, you know the plan right?” Dr Robotnick questioned with a smug look.

Rouge looked annoyed “Yes of course, you went over it a dozen times.”

“Good, good.” He replied with a smile.

“Shadow, come with me. We need to “Welcome” our guests.” He smiled.

Shadow sighed and went with Dr.Robotnick. Rouge turned around and left for Tails base.

Amy was trying to relax, but was to nervous. She stood up and started pacing. She held her hammer closer, when she felt a pair of cold hands wrap around her. She dropped her hammer.

“Hey there cutie.” She said with a seductive tone. She recognized the voice, it was Rouge.

“B... back off!” She tried to struggle.

“Listen honey, just give me the Chaos Emareld and we'll both be happy.” She said seductively while slithering her fingers up and down Amy's body.

“NO!” She yelled out, Rouge let her go. Amy jerked away while picking up her hammer. She held it in a defensive position.

Rouge smiled “I never knew you liked it so rough.” she then ran forward and swung her fists at her, just hitting the hammer. Amy was barely able to defend herself, when Rouge struck again, the hammer broke in half. She fell backwards, Amy was shivering and was nearly to the point of crying... “I failed you Sonic” she thought to herself.

She started crying. Rouge felt sort of bad, she got down beside her. “It's alright Amy.”

“No, it's not alright! I failed Sonic.” She continued to cry. Rouge lifted Amy's head, they stared into each others eyes. Rouge kissed Amy, there tongues wrestled like snakes. They searched each others mouths, looking for nothing but pleasure. Rouge picked Amy up, they stopped kissing for a second.

"Amy, do you know where we can get some privacy?" Rouge questioned. Amy nodded her head and pointed to the laboratory. Amy pointed out bedroom, Rouge quickly placed her on the bed while kissing her. While kissing her, Rouge massaged both of Amy's perky breasts. Amy's face turned red, Rouge then slithered her right hand down Amy's skirt, and into her panties. Amy gasped at what Rouge was doing, but was to paralyzed with pleasure to do anything. Using her knuckles, Rouge cut the straps of Amy' dress, then pulled off the Dress, revealing her furry pink body. Rouge smiled, she got down and kissed Amy again. Rouge then slithered down to Amy's breasts, she unhooked Amy's bra and started sucking on Amy's left breast, while massaging the right one. Amy moaned loudly, while her body rattled profusely. Rouge started sucking on Amy's right breast while massaging her left breast. Rouge then slid her tongue down from the middle of Amy's breasts down to her pretty pink panties.

Rouge sniffed her panties "Delicious". She then started licking Amy's pussy through her panties. Amy's legs kicked up and she screamed. Rouge pulled down her panties, and continued to lick away at Amy's clit. She then inserted one finger into Amy's honey pot while eating away at Amy's garden of delight.

She continued to jerk around, she stopped when she screamed "ROUGE!" Rouge knew why, Amy had just came. Rouge licked it all up, she then brought her head up to Amy's face and they kissed.

"I'll see you soon." Rouge seductively whispered. Rouge got up and left without the Chaos emerald, but she was still happy.

-Fin-
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Old Mar 1st, 2007, 11:00 AM       
For those of you who don't know, Amy is this thing:



Here's more of Zen444's galumphings on the internet. Witness as he mercilessly berates 13 year old girls on a Teen Titans fan forum.
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Old Mar 1st, 2007, 11:17 AM       
Marvel at Zen444's ability to get banned from wherever he goes!

Be amazed as he sucks up another corner of the tubes!
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Old Mar 1st, 2007, 11:25 AM       


I'm sorry Zen444, this fanfiction had no character development and relied on obvious plot twists. Work on your opening hook, too.
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Old Mar 1st, 2007, 11:50 AM       
Hell, I knew he was a loserly douche from that FIRIN MAH LAZOR avatar of his.
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Old Mar 1st, 2007, 11:57 AM       


Really, I expect more from a Level 2 Sweat Hog.



MR. KOTTER! WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL GIVING ME A D ON THIS PAPER!



Well Epstien, it's very simple wh...



I worked hard on that story! Love is a power thing!




Well yeah, but...



But what? Because they are animals??? Who are you to say animals can't love like me and you!?!?



Well...



You know after so many complaints from losers on the internet, i've fixed some errors.



Yes, I noticed your grammar is improved! But Epstien, while the story is great and all the reason you got a D is because this is a SOCIAL STUDIES CLASS! Two headghogs lezzing out has nothing to do with the Mayan Empire!



Oh, but you like the story, right?



I came, but I had to give it a 2 out of 5.



You are a bigger fag than John Travolta
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Old Mar 1st, 2007, 12:07 PM       


OOOOOOHHHHH! OOOOOOHHHHH! OOOOOOHHHHH!
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Old Mar 1st, 2007, 10:56 PM       
Zelda as a franchise sucks.
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Old Mar 1st, 2007, 11:46 PM       
guruglon STFU zelda is one of the best nintendo games ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old Mar 2nd, 2007, 10:16 PM       
What about OoT Gurl? ANd by OoT I mean Ocarina of Time!
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Old Mar 2nd, 2007, 10:38 PM       
Link to the Past is the last one I've liked.
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Old Mar 3rd, 2007, 12:50 AM       
Guys this isn't about a fucking nerd videogame you dorks all love. This is about Zen444 being a internet criminal.
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Old Mar 3rd, 2007, 12:53 AM       
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OOOOOOHHHHH! OOOOOOHHHHH! OOOOOOHHHHH!
I see these guys in KFC all the time.
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Old Mar 3rd, 2007, 02:13 AM       
well this IS the internet and zen is free to do whatever he wants to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i think sega has placed a restraining order on him though!!!!!!!!!!
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Old Mar 3rd, 2007, 11:59 PM       
http://forums.ffshrine.org/member.php?u=105186 ;(
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Old Mar 4th, 2007, 02:34 AM       
Well, I guess this solves the mystery of who wrote the I-Mockery article for ED.
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Old Mar 4th, 2007, 10:09 AM       
I added a warning
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Old Mar 4th, 2007, 12:19 PM       
I never got into playing anything above ff10, and yet still to this day ff7 is not only my favorite rpg, but favorite game. And whats even worse is that I can do a play by play on the entire game without playing it, or anything pertaining to it in front of me.

Gadzooks, why again is this person a 'Internet criminal'?

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