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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: St. Louis, MO
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May 12th, 2003, 10:53 PM
Tigershark
Hello goths, it's your favorite dipshit here with a stupid poem!
I know the poem isn't exactly "Gothic" in traditional terms, but it involves paranoia and horrible "freeverse", so this is the best place to put it. And yes, I am very bored!
There is a tunnel going from Arizona to Wisconsin That hides all the alien spacecraft Where an evil scientist tries to harness the power of lent They know my secret about the deadlyness of Tic-Tacs And about the underground drug smugling ring funded by the Blue Man Group Such information cannot be trusted to the British The Vikings will get edgy if they don't get their hotwings in five minutes And I can't distract the Communists with Latin music forever I have to find Tom Green's leftover surgury pudding and extract the chemicals needed to get Big Brother out of my TV screen and finally watch Barbra Walters battle a tigershark and Ted Turner in a pool of gelatinous mud
And then everybody cheers.
If you want an explanation, I don't have one. If you put this poem in a Text-a-loud program and speed it up a little it's actually quite funny. There's always room for more, and you can learn this (has to be spoken really fast) and scare your friends! Yay!
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Did you ever notice when you use all caps YOU LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT!
It's pronounced "One Thirty-Eight", just so you know.
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