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Old Jul 26th, 2003, 04:52 PM        Is it safe yet?
I haven't seen him post for a while. Is he gone? Can I take my pants off again?
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Old Jul 27th, 2003, 06:57 PM       
DON'T DO IT MAN! THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT HE IS WAITING FOR!!!
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Old Jul 27th, 2003, 11:17 PM       
We mustn't say his name, or he might come back.
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Old Jul 28th, 2003, 02:02 AM       
Fuck you all.

Lets be honest. This board is boring without Vince here, and I wish he were around....

Without Vince here, we're left to argue with folks like "the one and only...," which is fine, but Vince is....well, he's Vince. He's the guy you'd like to have a beer with and not talk about politics with, but he MAKES YOU!

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Old Jul 28th, 2003, 09:59 AM       
I'm torn. I totally agree with Kevin, but it's so clear that the Unmentionable One is sitting out there waiting for what he thought woould be a huge slew of thresds wondering where he went, what had happened to him, why he wasn't here anymore, daring him to come back, etc. etc. so he could come in and say how obsessed we were with him, and how sad and gay and Jewish, etc. etc.

I'd give 50-50 odds that this post combined with his need to be ridiculed will be enough to get him to come back with a simple
"No, I were just too busy with that thing they just call the real world now and making money with big deals that are secret from you but are important and real now. Any of you having such dealings? I didn't think so, dumbass."
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Old Jul 28th, 2003, 10:09 AM       
I think He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named just is over in Idaho on vacation, and will return in a couple of days with the thread "Oh Maaaaax, guess who's baaaaack?". And then he will imagine we all yell "Nooooooo, he's baaaaaaack!"

Or, he finally had to admit to himself that he had bullshitted himself into a corner, and that nobody actually were provoked by his posts. Maybe he realized we were just wanted him around to see how stupid he actually could be.

I think scenario #1 is more likely.
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Old Jul 28th, 2003, 10:49 AM       
Telling him what he will and will not do is not going to make him come back. He might try doing the opposite of what people really want.

You have to bait him
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Old Jul 28th, 2003, 11:40 AM       
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I think He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named just is over in Idaho on vacation, and will return in a couple of days with the thread "Oh Maaaaax, guess who's baaaaack?". And then he will imagine we all yell "Nooooooo, he's baaaaaaack!"
:Idahomilitia :

Maybe he and FS went on one of those "shared" vacations, and the nameless one decided to etend so he to could come back and yell at us with a "You forgot my birthday, bitches!" but he didn't want to steal fatty's thunder.

The arsenal at his favorite NRA retreat just got some more ammo just as he was leaving and they wanted to try it out ... on him ... is this thing on?

While on vacation, he was stung by a mysterious vector and started breaking out in hives and his mother couldn't find the "bug letter".
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Old Jul 28th, 2003, 12:28 PM       
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Old Jul 28th, 2003, 01:33 PM       
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Old Jul 28th, 2003, 01:44 PM       
Awesome, pjalne! hahaha
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Old Jul 28th, 2003, 01:52 PM       
I kinda liked Vince's Archie bunker mentality sometimes :/
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Old Jul 28th, 2003, 02:02 PM       
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Old Jul 28th, 2003, 02:19 PM       
Give me some credit... for the least politically active and probably youngest poster on this side of the board, I do my job. Mainly, make you laugh.

I really don't take this forum all that seriously. Sitting around debating on i-mock is doing squat. The only things I ever really did debate about where I actually cared was my thread on here now and my socialist medicine thread... which I have changed my opinion on since posting it (I now no longer support it, unless you count my theoretical ideal government that had pseudo-socialist healthcare... maybe I'll post that thing one day...).
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Old Jul 28th, 2003, 02:27 PM       
I wasn't ripping on you, I was kind of being sarcastic, whereas I meant that Vince offers a certain kind of "character" to the board....
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Old Jul 28th, 2003, 02:44 PM       
What happened to Vince, anyway?
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Old Jul 28th, 2003, 02:49 PM       
My money is still on 'vacation'.
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Old Jul 29th, 2003, 12:04 PM       
Undoubtedly, since he is barely above the poverty line, he can no longer afford Internet access since it is summer and there is no school.

I think even private schools have summer breaks, and Vinth was probably banned from public libraries long ago.
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Old Jul 29th, 2003, 12:08 PM       
He's still updating his own site with at least one Boortz paraphrase a day.
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Old Jul 30th, 2003, 10:47 AM       
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I think even private schools have summer breaks, and Vinth was probably banned from public libraries long ago.
I hear that you have to wear pants in those places.
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Old Jul 30th, 2003, 11:03 AM       
pants suck.
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Old Jul 30th, 2003, 11:05 AM       
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He's still updating his own site with at least one Boortz paraphrase a day.
What are you talking about? Vinth and Boortz are on "holiday" together in the Greece.
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Old Jul 30th, 2003, 11:11 AM       
What, they don't have internet/boy-pick-up-joints in Greece?
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Old Jul 30th, 2003, 11:17 AM       
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What, they don't have internet/boy-pick-up-joints in Greece?
Michigan has them ... but they're for police chiefs ... they're called deserted parking lots.
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