Question for Max

[sspadowsky]

I'm not up on my Yiddish. What is a "Moyel"?

[Dole]

The opposite of a Goil.

[Mockery]

Said Olive Oyl.

[pissed off salesman]

To Poil.

[Protoclown]

fuck you, pissed off salesman

[FS]

It's Yiddish for "Old Man Penis Clipper", a mythical ogre that sneaks into nurseries on moonless nights to remove young boys' foreskins with his golden scissors.

Legend has it he's making a coat out of them.

[pissed off salesman]

Sorta like the olde world version of Ed Gein

[mburbank]

I'm not sure, Sspad. Follow your Briss. Fair warning though, they take tips.

Then there was the Moyel who saved all his tips and made a wallet. If you rubbed it, it turned into a suitcase.

THANK YOU! I'M HERE ALL WEEK!

[kellychaos]

Originally Posted by mburbank

Then there was the Moyel who saved all his tips and made a wallet. If you rubbed it, it turned into a suitcase.

Have you all seen the garment bags that has the little inlet for a vacuum cleaner which shrinks your air-compressed luggage down to a manageable, portable size. OK, say you use the thing and were blessed with a wealth of newfound trunk space on the trip out. What is one supposed to do, vacuumless, on the return trip when all the air has been restored to said clothing? Are you supposed to carry the vacuum with you and, if so, isn't that defeating the purpose of that type of luggage in the first place?