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Fuzzy · #1

Ok, everyone knows that the KKK, and all those other incredibly 'high-class' organizations have their own website but, ebaumsworld tops my shitlist. Why? because, it is just plain horrible. After listening/reading/gagging on some of the crap they host here, I've come to the conclusion that the world truly is "going to hell in a handbasket". Seriously, do grown adults actually get off on creating Mp3's of farting, and making games that promote the general stupidity of mankind? Crimony, next thing you know, Michael Jackson will get into webdesign too! This, folks, being my predicted sign of armageddon... To make matters worse, some of what they call 'hate mail', are legitimate requests from people to stop the bs, and make a real site. The pure crap that these morons actually produce almost sickens me as much as the fact that they've stolen the actually funny stuff from other websites. They must be taken out, and shot immediately.

If you're dumb enough, you'll visit this site. You may laugh once... perhaps twice, however, I promise you that this is an anomaly. DO NOT get your hopes up. It is not worth wasting your time.

James · #2

This is either spam, or you REALLY don't know who you're dealing with here at I-Mockery.

AChimp · #3

It is gay to spam for a website that everyone already knows about.

McClain · #4

Yeah, it's really gay spam. That fucker stole my "How 2 Be Uh Thug" article, put it on his site, then put a watermark on the images like they were his. Me and Rog got a good laugh at it. I can't remember what his excuse was after we told him to take it down, but it sucked.

I should ban that dumbass. What a fuckstick.

AChimp · #5

I saw your thug picture with a black guy's face photoshopped onto it long ago. It was one of those chain letter e-mail things.

Fuzzy · #6

it's not spam, i seriously hate this website...

I'm sorry, my wording was perhaps, a little off... it has been corrected to convey the message i meant to get accross.

Jixby Phillips · #7

you hate www.*.com?

McClain · #8

You're a horrible liar. You suck. So does your website.

glowbelly · #9

what website?

McClain · #10

I took down his link 'cause it's a shitty website. I know I've piqued your curiousity, but trust me... it's a waste of time.

glowbelly · #11

i'm just playin dumb, cause i'm sick of being so smart.

James · #12

Glowbelly's starting to get the idea. We may be friends yet!

The funny thing is, now that the spam is gone, the whole thread is meaningless, save for insulting Fuzzy. So McClain, can you change the title to "The Official 'Fuzzy Sucks' Thread?"

UtterParadox · #13

I'm making a list of all the people I hate on this site.

Should I add Fuzzy's name after Bubba and AChimp?

AChimp · #14

"WHAT'S UP, ******?"

CaptainBubba · #15

"I KILLED MY WIFE OF 18 YEARS LAST NIGHT"

AChimp · #16

"SHIT, DAWG. I COULD HAVE TAKEN CARE OF THAT FOR YOU. DID YOU DUMP THE BODY IN A RIVER?"

CaptainBubba · #17

"ACTUALLY I HAVE IT WITH ME RIGHT NOW. SHE'S STILL QUITE BEAUTIFUL"

Fuzzy · #18

I'm seriously not from that freaking shithole! That's not an insult to just hurl around. How would you like it if I tried to pin something that horrible on you? I'd bet you'd be having homocidal urges right now too.

AChimp... that's a rather hot pic of Idi. Know him well?

AChimp · #19

Yes. Idi and I would stay up long into the night talking about the good old days and playing cannasta.

McClain · #20

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Originally Posted by Fuzzy

I'm seriously not from that freaking shithole! That's not an insult to just hurl around. How would you like it if I tried to pin something that horrible on you? I'd bet you'd be having homocidal urges right now too.

I don't care if you're from that site. You spammed it here. You posted it so that others would visit. And if you truly hated it, you probably would have taken a more apathetic approach to its existence by NOT POSTING A LINK. It's people like you that actually give shitty websites hits. Shame on you.

And just for the record, this is me laughing at "homocidal".