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Nerd · #1

I fucking hate them. I get them at least once a day. Sometimes more. Getting rid of them is a pain in the ass, too. Either I have to drown myself drinking galons of water, or hoplessly try and hold my breath. Otherwise I just put up with them, which sucks too. Not only does it mess up my talking, but they also gives me headaches. Dammit.

Esuohlim · #2

YOU COULD STAB YOURSELF IN THE FACE TO END THEM.

OR, you could hold your breath and when you feel one coming, swallow some air. It helps me EVERY time.

Marilyn666 · #3

I drink a sode really fast and burp really loud. it works for me.

Esuohlim · #4

What does that have to do with anything?

TeRRaNuSER · #5

thats enjineose

Marilyn666 · #6

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim

What does that have to do with anything?

Well the topic is about hiccups and that is how you get rid of them.

O71394658 · #7

I read about a guy that got hiccups and they never went away, so he has to live the rest of his life with hiccups. So every time I get hiccups, it scares me.

Marilyn666 · #8

OOOOOOOOOh NOOOOOOOOOO! As yami would say.l

Big McLargehuge · #9

I like you, friend.

BaronVonBoner · #10

OR WHEN YOU GET HICCUPS AND YOUR BURPING AT THE SAME TIME
That sucks.

Edit: Or when you have to sneeze and your hiccuping and you HAVE TO HOLD THE SNEEZE. Ouch.

The Retro Kat · #11

Who the fuck is Yami? Is he gay?

Command Prompt · #12

THE BEST WAY TO CURE HICCUPS IS TO MAKE A FIST AND JAM IT DOWN YOUR THROAT AND RELEASE. IT RELAXES THE ESOPHAGUS

Blue · #13

That wouldnt be to smart shoving your fist in your mouth considering 90% of people cant get them back out

. A teaspoon of honey is meant to stop hiccups. Thats what i use and it works.

the_dudefather · #14

aparently hiccups are an evolutionary leftover where your body appempts to use gils. so when you get hiccups the best thing to do is hold your head underwater until they stop.

Nerd · #15

Well, these are all great suggestions, though I can't do most during school. Except for the stabbing in my face trick. I'mma gonna try that next time.

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Originally Posted by the_dudefather

aparently hiccups are an evolutionary leftover where your body appempts to use gils.

...so why is it that I usually get them after I eat?

Professor Cool · #16

I take a shot of surgah and it goes away.

Blue · #17

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...so why is it that I usually get them after I eat?

Maybe you eat to fast. Try slowing down.

Sethomas · #18

Did somebody invoke Yammy? Things would be so wonderful if she could return.

Marilyn666 · #19

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Originally Posted by The Retro Kat

Who the fuck is Yami? Is he gay?

Yes he is.Name:Yami,Yami Yugi,Pharoh,Yu-Gi-Oh Age:?

Height:5'2

Yami is one of the only spirits in the millennium items that isn't evil. But Yami will do what ever it takes to win a duel. Even if it means that some one will die(unlike Yugi). Yami cares about his friends more than anything in the world and is trying to save them before Marik gets to them. Yami was the pharoh in the past but doesn't remember anything. Him and Kiaba dueled in the past life and that is why they are rivals. Kiaba wanted to take over the world like Marik does now. But Kiaba won that duel and Yami trapped the duel monsters and sacrificed him self to save the world. Now history is repeating it's self and Yugi is going to help him so they can TRY and save the world. Kiaba is also helping Yami so they can duel and he can win his Slypher the sky dragon card.

Quote:"You've already lost by putting your trust in a scoundral like Marik!"

"What kind of person are you? Some kind of domented mad man?" What kind of questoin is that?