This site is a plum ripe for the picking.

[FS]

With Rog gone, I am now your new God. Now, let's get to work on annexing I-Mockery.com before he gets his net access back.

You will all reply in this thread and prostate yourself before me so I can appoint you to the necessary tasks. Wait, is prostate the word I'm looking for? Anyway. First one to reply and to not suck will be my viceroy.

The sky's the limit, people. Let the good times roll. We are the world, we are the children. OH YEAH.

:king

[Rez]

FS is plum ripe for the picking.

[Anonymous]

That's prostrate, you turk jerkey.


And more importantly, I am the new president for life of the boards. Now fall in line, maggots.

[FS]

So it is typed, so let it be executed.

I'll get to work on placing my picture all over the site and in the logo.

I hope you can all understand that, should Rog ever return to the boards, he will immediately be imprisoned and given a fair trial. After his execution we shall celebrate justice with a midnight luau. Anyone found supporting "Mr. Mockery" will be marked as a dissident.

Remember, the power is ours.

[Rez]

Originally Posted by Dr. Boogie

That's prostrate, you turk jerkey.


And more importantly, I am the new president for life of the boards. Now fall in line, maggots.

hey..... shut up.

edit: both of you.

[FS]

I'm sorry Rez, but you failed to meet one of the criteria.

Originally Posted by FS

First one to reply and to not suck will be my viceroy.

You will refrain from abusing Viceroy Boogie under penalty of torture. I will overlook his correcting me, since prostate is a funny word.

[Rez]

Originally Posted by FS

I'm sorry Rez, but you failed to meet one of the criteria.

You will refrain from abusing Viceroy Boogie under penalty of torture. I will overlook his correcting me, since prostate is a funny word.

:indifferent

no it's not.

thinking posting this thread is funny sucks. not too much though, just enough to point out to you idiots.

[FS]

Originally Posted by Rez

I didn't want to be your friend anyway! You're a stupidhead!

Yes, well, much as I sympathize with your pitiful whimpering, I'm going to have to ask you to leave this thread now. There is a great work being set in progress here.

[Spooky]

you're just mad you didn't think of it.

[Rez]

a misquote and some comment i forgot already... guess i'll go to class now... only came because i was expecting a damn PM from chojin and was impossibly bored.

this thread gets 16 decent replies, including telling FS and Boogie you're both cunts max, then dies or the subject gets changed....

[Supafly345]

Damn, no more viceroy.
Viva le Revelution! OR HOWEVER YOU SPELL IT

[Krythor]

This is just like TREASURE PLANET

NO PRIZES FOR GUESSING WHO GETS THROWN OVERBOARD

[Schimid]

[Ninjavenom]

I'd like the be the Admirial of Funny Hats and Balloon Doggies, if that's okay. :o

[Professor Cool]

I'll take a job as long as cruel and unusual punishment is not only allowed but encouraged.

[Skulhedface]

WAIT A MINUTE.

Rog's power is out...

He's going to be kidnapped, and his site is going to be stolen from him upon his return...

Conspiracy theories...

OH MY GOD! IS FATSATAN ABRAHAM LINCOLN?!?

[FS]

Rez, while I certainly deserve your fierce barbs (you bodacious powerhouse of stinging indifference, you), I fail to see why you're attacking the good Viceroy. Boogie didn't even acknowledge you in this thread, let alone insult you. I hazard a guess that it's because you're a cretinous pathos monkey who fails to fit in here due to his inch-deep, baby-soft skin, but then again I am just the king here.

Anyway, I resent any and all suggestion that I am a dictator, and anyone found doing so shall be put to death under penalty of torture.

Soon I will finish a five-year plan, to be executed across a span of eight weeks, that will bring my plans for a socialist utopia to fruition.

[mburbank]

Mockery is a Jixby Character.

Jixby's power is not out.

I am Jixby's power.

We have always been at war with Oceana.

When the dust settles, we will have Space food Stix and Zarex.

[mburbank]

i couldn't find a picture of Zarex, but I did find several text references to it. It was a flavored syrup you made drinks from. It came in many flavors. It's icon was a zebra.

[FS]

Now would be a good time to start forming a cabinet.

Ninjavenom can be Admiral of Funny Hats and Balloon Doggies, though I figure he'll need several underlings to oversee all matters funny hat/doggie balloon.

Professor Cool will be Grand Marshall of Michael Bolton and will see to it that his music is deservingly distributed.

Max can be Minister of Confusing Information and Space Food Sticks, for the sake of hoarding all his knowledge of obscure foodstuffs and then to destroy him.

The rest of you can pick up your black uniforms and golden-skull-tipped electric beating batons at headquarters - you'll be running security. I figure I'll have many enemies during my reign of terror. No wait, love. I meant love.

[Spooky]

I want whatever permits carrying a gun.

[Helm]

I will command the robot armies. I might not be original, but I'm made of shiny metal.

[Poxpower]

Where's you minister in charge of purple round-shaped color forms?

[Ninjavenom]

I'd like to leave underling positions open to whoever wishes to fill them. There will be good pay, stable employment, harsh beatings, and ample verbal abuse for all employees, who will be in charge of overseeing that funny hats and balloon doggies are manufactured and distributed properly. I will soon begin to appoint hats to all who i feel require them, and doggies for all. :o

[Cap'n Crunch]

I CALL SEX GOD.