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maggiekarp maggiekarp is offline
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Old Aug 30th, 2007, 12:09 PM        wet dreams
Why do I keep cock-blocking myself in what could otherwise be an awesome wet dream?


Except for that time I started growing a penis in one dream and it really hurt and it wouldn't stop hurting unless I rubbed it I JUST WANTED THE PAIN TO STOP GUYS DON'T JUDGE ME >8(


lso my keybord is broken so tht is hy I'm not online lot not gonn copypste so you cn understnd this sentnce
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Old Aug 30th, 2007, 01:25 PM       
this is the hottest thread so far
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Old Aug 30th, 2007, 03:34 PM       


I think you made the right decision
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Old Sep 2nd, 2007, 02:06 AM       
I totally had that dream too, maggie ;<
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Old Sep 2nd, 2007, 09:20 AM       
I had a near wet dream last night where I saved the world and gained access to a secret bedroom that I imagine Islam's 17-virgins-for-martyrs heaven to look like only it had like half a dozen XXXHOTXXX ASIAN BITCHES CLICK HERE NOW and I tried to fuck one of them but then her vagina looked like a fucking H. R. Giger painting but I was so horny it didn't matter and then I penetrated and it didn't have any feeling and I ended up crying.
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Old Sep 3rd, 2007, 12:07 AM       
Yeah. That kinda happens when you dream about fucking your sister.
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Old Sep 3rd, 2007, 03:22 PM       
I haven't got a sister
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Old Sep 3rd, 2007, 06:48 PM       
i once had a dream i was growing a penis

i woke up and it was there

i jerked off so hard
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Old Sep 3rd, 2007, 11:31 PM       
Must be rough being all alone in your pants, with just you and your hands.

Do you wear glasses?
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