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Old Sep 11th, 2007, 10:57 PM        WORST DEVIANtart, EVER!
Jesus fucking Christ...
i think some of you guys might have seen this, but i think i'm gonna go hang myself if she's my daughter.

mind you, she's 22.
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Old Sep 11th, 2007, 11:04 PM       
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SHE'S GONNA FUCKIN KILL US ALL WITH HER XBOX 360 CONTROLLER!!
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Old Sep 11th, 2007, 11:27 PM       
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Old Sep 12th, 2007, 01:45 AM       
I think attempting suicide is a perfectly reasonable option, given the circumstances.
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Old Sep 13th, 2007, 06:53 PM       
Jesus, that was sad.
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Old Sep 13th, 2007, 07:44 PM       
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Almost like being diagnosed with advanced cancer and being told your gonna die
Between that and power failure they are quite alike...and higly functioning autism really now...

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It would have been frightnig if I had been staring at a picture of princess daisy before the power went out
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Old Sep 15th, 2007, 01:54 AM       
i fail to see how this is high functioning.
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Old Sep 15th, 2007, 09:43 AM       
A low-functioning autistic couldn't even think of suicide through all the screaming they would be doing.
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Old Sep 19th, 2007, 05:50 PM       
Classic case of "I have self-diagnosed Autism so there I can act like a prick and not have to concern myself with your rational human emotions."

I like the way this one has bypassed Aspergers and gone for the big rollers, claiming all-in Autism or nothing. "Wah mom if you take my games I'll kill myself!"
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Old Sep 19th, 2007, 06:56 PM       
Anybody who was actually autistic wouldn't even be able to type that drivel.
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Old Sep 24th, 2007, 12:40 AM       
Oh come, I myself have Asperger’s Syndrome (at a very low level I must precise) and it’s not a power failure that will get me mad. My mom threw away my old Coleco, once. Of course I was very mad at her but later, I realised that I could still buy another once. That’s what I did two or three years ago and it’s work better than my older one.

And, if the power went out, I can still use my Gameboy or my Sega Game Gear. Seriously, this girl must have some dependence problems on video games. I’m wondering what she is doing as a job.
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Old Sep 24th, 2007, 05:17 AM       
Sometimes I just have no other choice but to attempt suicide as well!

Thats why I take Tylenol!

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Old Sep 24th, 2007, 07:28 AM       
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Oh come, I myself have Aspergerís Syndrome (at a very low level I must precise).
I'm sorry, but you don't post here nearly enough to have asperger's.
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Old Sep 24th, 2007, 10:30 PM       
I have a cousin who actually has Asperger's. And he didn't self-diagnose. It's more than temper tantrums. Saying you have it doesn't justify you living in your parents' basement.
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Old Sep 27th, 2007, 09:33 AM       
The first clue of what was to come might have been that she was listening to 'Evanesance' (sic). This is just another distinctionless fool who belongs to the current cult of depression. Many people who grew up in the 80s and after, having been raised by Urkel and Mario, seem to think claiming to be depressed and/or insane makes them 'cool.' It just makes them dicks, really. But don't mind me, I'm an obsessive compulsive.
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Old Sep 27th, 2007, 02:45 PM       
All this hating on autistic and/or depressed people is hitting a little close to home, guys!
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Old Sep 28th, 2007, 11:09 AM       
That person's not autistic, they're just stupid.
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Old Sep 28th, 2007, 11:13 PM       
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That person's not autistic, they're just stupid.
i'm totally agreed
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Old Sep 29th, 2007, 11:39 PM       
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I'm sorry, but you don't post here nearly enough to have asperger's.
That's because I have a life apart from the Internet.
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Old Sep 30th, 2007, 01:44 AM       
I think that's the point he was trying to make.
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Old Sep 30th, 2007, 06:17 PM       
A lot of people who are diagnosed with Aspergers have been appointed so by retarded quacks and are, in fact, just wierd. You probably don't actually have it.
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Old Sep 30th, 2007, 11:45 PM       
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A lot of people who are diagnosed with Aspergers have been appointed so by retarded quacks and are, in fact, just wierd. You probably don't actually have it.
I wish it was true. Because, when Iíve been diagnosed nine years ago, Iíve been automatically labelled as an intellectual deficient. Iíve been placed in a ďspecialĒ school where other kids has AS, too. The others kids hated me because I didnít ďfitĒ with mostly AS comportments. Even, many specialists wouldnít notice that I have Aspergerís Syndrome when they first meet me. Itís only when they get to know me better that they will notice some AS comportments. Contrary to someone who has AS at a high level, I donít have tics, I donít talk excessively about the same subject (ex.: airplanes or transistors) and I perfectly understand sarcasm and irony, which I master well, too. In fact, Iíve always been wondering if I was misdiagnosed, that I could have something else than AS. I still find it hard to believe that I really have AS. Thatís kind of unfair, to me.
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Old Oct 1st, 2007, 10:31 AM       
Dont you get it?
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Old Oct 1st, 2007, 12:28 PM       
Like OMiGOD, I don't actually have any of the symptoms of assburgers and sometimes wonder if I've been misdiagnosed but I totally have it
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Old Oct 1st, 2007, 12:29 PM       
Also, GW. Pot calling the kettle black.
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