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Old Sep 16th, 2007, 05:55 PM        Formal Request
I'm kindly requesting that Quarx be put on a temporary ban for being a general nuisance.

I'm a strong believer that on the internet, you can truly judge a person by the company he/she keeps, and that Quarx being brought in by ZBF as well as acting overly homophobic online, inviting hate and drama, and not bringing anything to the boards at all in his first 20 posts warrants at least a temporary ban. He hasn't been a large enough nuisance for people to scream for a ban, but I feel it is necessary for him to learn the errors of his way to have earned a time out.

To support my claim, I have copied/pasted some snippets of posts by him.


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Im not gay! I never was and I never will. I hate being called gay too, and if you don't get that, then go suck a dick.

im a guy u retard.

very well, commence the flaming

lol thats the best i got. commence teh hate.
Thank you admins for your consideration.
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Old Sep 16th, 2007, 07:38 PM       
I support this.
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Old Sep 17th, 2007, 12:20 AM       
I gotta agree. Qwarx, come on man. Cut it out.

And stop rapping in class.
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Old Sep 17th, 2007, 12:22 AM        FORMAL ADDENDUM
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I move that zeldasbigestfan also be temporarily banned for bringing in his friend and seemingly not trying to correct his ways.
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Old Sep 18th, 2007, 12:29 AM       
I think this is also the perfect time to "pull a Gadzooks," so to speak, and go into depth on why I think ZBF is pig disgusting.

My first point to make is that whenever someone points out that he sucks, he ballons like an agitated pufferfish, goes into an ANGRY NERD RAGE, and proceeds to do his best Angry Nintendo Nerd impersonation and direct whatever LOL RANDOM and WACKY vulgarities he can think of at the person who insulted him. It occasionally evolves into a hilarious spamming of hatred towards him which drives him to the point of MALICE EXPLOSION, but the rest of the time it is annoying and horrible.

Reasons to ban him end here, but I had to keep going because I really hate this guy. He seems to be growing attached to me. After a game of Mario Kart DS with him he mistook me for someone who wanted to be friends, and proceeded to force himself upon me via AIM. I felt really really sorry for him, and did not block him until he began lampooning a young woman I met in Idaho who suffered from horrible seizures and heard nonexistant voices. Now, I'm not against making fun of fat kids with emo dads and the like, but this shit is a whole different ballgame. I'm sure anyone who has ever seen someone in the midst of a seizure will agree with me that this is extremely scary shit and not something to laugh about.

To add to my offense at this, he recently asked to be my friend on Myspace. When I saw his request, I didn't know what the fuck was wrong with him. Do you honestly think I'm going to let you be my friend after that crap you pulled on AIM for the brief time we spoke? Protip: when trying to become buddies with someone, disrespecting a person that is special to them on the grounds that the person suffers from a life-threatening and mentally painful condition is not a good idea. It is, in fact, a horrible thing to do.

You also seem to think we belong to some kind of elite forum lowlife team. Now, I certainly am not a reservoir of comedy or the best thing to ever happen to this place, but I can say with at least a little bit of confidence that most people here will agree with the fact that I am not nearly as horrible as you are. Hell, I at least had the decency to turn away my (uninvited) retarded IRL friend, who would have done nothing but try to play online grab-ass with me and make retarded threads in the gaming forum about how he thinks Halo: Combat Evolved is the best game ever made.

I think you are a fucking shitstain and should be banned from these forums forever, and I hope that later you join the ranks of the Darwin Award recipiants so there won't be a mommyless ZBF junior running around 25 years from now.

Feel free to try and justify the above list of crimes, if it suits your fancy.

Love, Guitar Woman
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Old Sep 18th, 2007, 12:44 PM       
I support the Quarx banning
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Old Sep 18th, 2007, 10:40 PM       
I've actually been trying not to be such a douchebag here. It's not how I really am in real life and realized how big of a retard I've been by reading all my past crap, and of course Kevin Smith quotes that even I got bored of after 3 months.

And yeah you're right, I'm a huge dick for making fun of your twitchy, crazy girlfriend. But honestly, I don't think I've been as bad since I got banned. I've actually been trying to remember this place isn't all that bad and that fixing what I did won't be hard if I just don't act how I did.

Oh and go ahead and ban Quarx or whatever. He isn't coming back. If he does, ban him.
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Old Sep 18th, 2007, 10:52 PM       
No, Zelda, you are not being less of a douchebag. You are not trying at all to alter the behavior that got you banned in the first place, which says you didn't get the message at all.

I think there should be a rule where if you were banned for being a fucking idiot and then come back and act the exact same way with no serious effort to improve yourself, you should be banned again, permanantly.

Just a thought.
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Old Sep 18th, 2007, 11:00 PM       
Okay. Have you read any of my posts so far? I'm not even trying to lash out at anyone at all, except Vila who is an idiot and should be banned. But read a couple posts of mine from about a month ago and then read the ones since I came back. I'm not really acting the same at all. Unless of course you completely ignore what I say, and think it has something to do with the word fuck, or something else retarded I did before.
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Old Sep 19th, 2007, 10:48 PM       
ZBF just take it in the shorts and shut the fuck up. Stop whinning about this and stop trying to point out the fact that you have learned the errors of your ways and are trying to move forward. Nobody gives a ratfuck. Nobody likes to hear a crybaby and the more you object, the worse it gets for you.

I also would like to make honorable mention to this other side of GW.

Wow dude. Like, wow.
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Old Sep 19th, 2007, 11:43 PM       
I don't like ZBF!

I really hope Chojin just sort of "forgets" to undo his 24 hour ban ;o
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Old Sep 20th, 2007, 03:56 PM       
Okay, so, hey! Lots to respond to here!

While I agree that we should ban people that act horribly and have every intention of sticking around, I feel that we need a certain amount of Qwarx/ZBFs in our lives, because making fun of them ENRICHES us. Also, you all can take out your collective fat aggressions on them instead of our new posters who have yet to really do anything wrong.

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try to play online grab-ass with me
While I will admit that I am swayed by this line, someone making fun of epileptics is hardly justification for a ban. While it may be horrible to people who experience or have seen other people experiences seizures, I think we can all agree that - CONCEPTUALLY - seizures are a pretty funny thing. Either way, it's i-mockery, mocking people for any reason (other than being black, apparently) is fine.

Here is where I had stopped this post the other night because emily was reading over my shoulder and making SUGGESTIONS and NOTES and I absolutely detest that shit when anyone does it, so I'm going to pick up again today with little to no knowledge of what the fuck it was I was talking about.

If ZBF starts stalking people Fartinmowler-style, then I'll ban him. Otherwise, no point. He's unintentionally funny, and so was his idiot buddy.

Also, ZBF, don't make references to things you faggots do in real life with no explanation on the forums. Jixby's mentioned this peeve before, and it's something that I share and I'm in a position to abuse my power to make it stop, so I recommend you cut it out. "...and stop rapping in class " is useless reading for anyone here besides you and Quarx and maybe god or something.

If anyone has something else to add or if I missed something just repeat it prz I AM A BUSY MAN
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Old Sep 20th, 2007, 04:00 PM       
Yeah, at least post his sweet flow if you're gonna brag to all of us about it.
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Old Sep 20th, 2007, 05:25 PM       
Speaking of Fartin, what did he get banned for this time?
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Old Sep 21st, 2007, 12:13 AM       
Farty got banned again?

Damn. He's outdone me.
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Old Sep 21st, 2007, 01:24 AM       
Qwarx has left and isn't coming back. And to let you all laugh at him even harder like we all did in our 1st hour class on the FIRST FUCKING DAY, he started rapping. He likes rap. Alot. And hearing him saying "Yay-uh" like a 50 Cent wannabe is classic itself, simply reading it can't do it justice. So he pretty much raps in our first hour civcs class about 2 times a week, embarassing the shit out of me and more importantly himself (without realizing it, asking "What's so funny?" everytime we all bust out laughing).

And that's all I can say other than he tries to make "beats" in class with his pencil. If any of you have tried tapping your lead on a desk or surface and then hitting the flat side of the pencil against it you know what he's trying to do. He has absolutely no skill in doing this making one tap, and a loud bump with his fist that can scare the shit out of you if you aren't paying attention.
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Old Sep 21st, 2007, 02:31 AM       
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I don't even know what to say. I'm not going to waste my time thinking of something to say back.
You just did, you idiot!

Also, notice how I'm the one who didn't get banned!
Does that really matter? Your Chojins BESTES INTERNETZ FRIEND. Your like Gadzooks with his horde of fuckbuddies. The only difference is your boytoy can ban me with one click.

And Id really rather have Gadzooks following me again instead of you, the guy who whacks it to retarded girls suddenly having siezures.

And I realize I spent the time responding. I honestly dont give a shit.
Oh wow!
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Old Sep 21st, 2007, 05:40 AM       
HONEY DO YOU WANT TO SEE A MOVIE LATER TONIGHT
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Old Sep 21st, 2007, 03:41 PM       
Man ZBF that sure is original I can't believe nobody thought to point out that I'm friends with Chojin before
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Old Sep 21st, 2007, 03:58 PM       
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HONEY DO YOU WANT TO SEE A MOVIE LATER TONIGHT
can i com 2 plz
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Old Sep 21st, 2007, 06:51 PM       
CAN'T YOU SEE HOW MUCH BETTER I'M GETTING AT THIS WEBSITE, GUYS? NOW INSTEAD OF BLOWING UP AT PEOPLE IN A THREAD I DO IT IN PM FORM! HAHA!
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Old Sep 22nd, 2007, 07:30 PM       
Chojin, your friend is being annoying again.
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Old Sep 23rd, 2007, 01:40 AM       
Eerytime I see your post I think of some random Britney Spears song...

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Old Sep 23rd, 2007, 08:20 PM       
I AM SORRY GADZOOKS BUT IF I TAKE ACTION, I HAVE TO DEAL WITH 'THE WAR AT HOME' IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

AS IN, I AM HAVING SEX WITH GUITAR WOMAN

AND THAT WOULD MAKE IT AWKWARD

BECAUSE GUITAR WOMAN IS MY BUDDY AND MINE ALONE

HE LIVES IN OREGON



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Old Sep 23rd, 2007, 08:34 PM       
I can't tell if Terra is talking about me or Gadzooks. Her comment could be applied to both of us!
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