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Old Oct 30th, 2007, 08:05 PM        Durian
Can someone tell me how to obtain this elusive nasty fruit?
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Old Oct 30th, 2007, 08:58 PM       
I'm sorry it's not possible because not even Mario can obtain them he has to kick them around because they're too pointy
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Old Oct 30th, 2007, 10:32 PM       
Any asian mart will have them. Especially korean asian marts. Although I advise strongly against giving into your curiosity.
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Old Oct 30th, 2007, 10:37 PM       
I heard they're actually bad for you due to all the fat. I will have one.
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Old Oct 30th, 2007, 11:21 PM       
They smell horrendous.
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Old Oct 30th, 2007, 11:32 PM       
That's half the fun.
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Old Oct 31st, 2007, 02:01 AM       
Don't eat durian with alcohol, it can seriously make you sick. Bad sick. Also, eat it outside unless you want your place to reek like shit for a week. Strangely enough, they actually taste kind of good.
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Old Oct 31st, 2007, 02:19 AM       
Of course it tastes good, why the fuck else would you want to eat a fruit that smells like an underserviced porta-potty?
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Old Oct 31st, 2007, 02:34 AM       
Actually, as I said they only taste "kind of good" but Thais eat cockroaches so go figure.
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Old Oct 31st, 2007, 07:54 AM       
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Of course it tastes good, why the fuck else would you want to eat a fruit that smells like an underserviced porta-potty?
I think you're just chiming in with a quote from Wikipedia, but I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt on this one.

If what people say is true, it's a really sweet, nutty flavor. Also, the meat looks a lot like organs. :barf

I must have it.
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Old Oct 31st, 2007, 09:01 AM       
i use to eat durian a lot when i was young.
do you know there's one type of durian called CAT SHIT... i haven't got the chance to taste it myself but i bet they smell and taste like it.
durians are actually national fruit of my country. they call it THE KING OF ALL FRUITS. the name durian means:
durian = spiked fruit.

see, i'm the intelligencer here

*some useful tip*
if one's finish eating it, pour some water into the shell, and drink from it. it'll kills the nasty smell in your mouth.
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Old Oct 31st, 2007, 04:01 PM       
Now that's something I hadn't heard.
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Old Nov 4th, 2007, 03:06 AM       
Zako, change your title to "the intelligencer here" RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
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Old Nov 8th, 2007, 10:46 PM       
Hey Fathom,

Did you ever locate one of these "Kings of All Fruit" yet? I'm curious as, after scanning Wikipedia, it sounds disgusting enough to try.

Oh, why did I move away from Austin? Asian markets galore there...
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Old Nov 10th, 2007, 12:34 AM       
I'll get one when I go up to Cincinnati for Christmas. All I have are Korean markets and I've checked them out already.
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