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Old Dec 13th, 2007, 11:43 PM        I MISS SEX
My boyfriend went to Kodiak, Alaska, to his family for the holidays. I can't stand the horrible degradation of using a vibrator. I'm too proud to crawl to Alaska for sex with him.

What to do?

(and no this isn't the guy who hit my car with his. )
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Old Dec 13th, 2007, 11:47 PM       
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Old Dec 13th, 2007, 11:52 PM       
I was going to but I have a feeling she ended up in the closet with herself. If I were to do that, it would be an awful waste of personal space..

Besides that, my shoe collection would object heatedly.
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Old Dec 14th, 2007, 03:13 AM       
There are much better things than vibrators! You should know that!
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Old Dec 14th, 2007, 08:21 AM       
hire a man whore?
molest the pool boy?
sit on the washing machine during a spin cycle?
fashion a faux penis out of spam and potted meat products....
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Old Dec 14th, 2007, 08:22 AM       
Have you considered taking your mind of it by eating an orange for example.
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Old Dec 14th, 2007, 03:21 PM       
so, what's wrong with using a vibrator?
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Old Dec 14th, 2007, 05:34 PM       
Just go do what every other woman does when she's not on her back getting penetrated. You know, like the dishes or laundry.
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Old Dec 15th, 2007, 04:54 PM       
A vibrator is degrading? So do women who use their fingers belong to the Untouchable Class or something?

I suggest you place some tinsel around your nether regiona and blow on your love button while being seranaded by the smooth sounds of Enya.

Get yourself off or stop whining about it.
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Old Dec 16th, 2007, 12:49 AM       
You are soo right, White Rat!

BTW have those hairplugs taken hold yet?
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Old Dec 16th, 2007, 12:55 AM       
Well, uh, mabye we'd be able to better appreciate your situation if you'd explain your aversion to vibrators?
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Old Dec 16th, 2007, 01:00 AM       
They're incapable of handcuffing her to the bed and ejaculating all over her face is why.

Pfft, "degrading". Whatever, Terra
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Old Dec 16th, 2007, 12:36 PM       
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Old Dec 17th, 2007, 01:46 PM       
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My boyfriend went to Kodiak, Alaska, to his family for the holidays. I can't stand the horrible degradation of using a vibrator. I'm too proud to crawl to Alaska for sex with him.
Suck it up, Miss High and Mighty. You have some nerve calling vibrators "degrading". Millions of women use them, including yours truly, who hasn't have a boyfriend for three fucking years.

You have something against masturbation?
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Old Dec 17th, 2007, 11:21 PM       
so, um...could you...like...describe it for me...in detail....
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Old Dec 17th, 2007, 11:54 PM       
Still waiting to hear what makes vibrator usage so degrading.
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Old Dec 18th, 2007, 08:38 AM       
I have this picture in my head of Jeannette using a weasel with parkinsons as a vibrator....or some sort of epileptic beaver or something...
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Old Dec 18th, 2007, 11:13 AM       
Haha. "Beaver".
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Old Dec 18th, 2007, 12:08 PM       
I have this picture in my head where Terra is talking on the phone with her boyfriend. She says she misses him, and then hangs up the phone and goes to put some things away in her closet. As she's moving things around the closet, her eyes settle on a small cardboard box with a vibrator her girlfriends gave her as a gag gift. Her eyes glaze over for a moment, but she quickly shakes it off and goes about the rest of her day in peace.

The next day, she goes to see a movie with friends, and decides to set her cell phone to silent mode. It's at a very tense part of the movie when she sudden gets a call, and her thoughts drift back to that closet... After returning home, she's brushing her teeth, and she catches a glimpse of that closet door in the mirror. She looks away. "No, I can't," she says to herself, "it's just too degrading."

The weekend comes, and it's time to do laundry. The whites are ready to go in the dryer. She stuffs the clothes into the cylinder and starts the machine. As she prepares to load the washer, she places her hand on the rumbling dryer. The sensation is too much. She rushes back to her bedroom and gives into temptation...

She makes a post on the I-Mockery boards about how she doesn't want to use a vibrator.
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Old Dec 18th, 2007, 12:15 PM       
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I have this picture in my head of Jeannette using a weasel with parkinsons as a vibrator....or some sort of epileptic beaver or something...
I'm afraid my favorite toys are slightly more mundane than that.

http://www.mypleasure.com/Sex-Toy-Vi...sp?dept_id=708

http://www.mypleasure.com/Sex-Toy-Hi...&cat=SearchCat

http://www.mypleasure.com/Sex-Toy-Go...&cat=SearchCat
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Old Dec 18th, 2007, 12:24 PM       
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I have this picture in my head where Terra is talking on the phone with her boyfriend. She says she misses him, and then hangs up the phone and goes to put some things away in her closet. As she's moving things around the closet, her eyes settle on a small cardboard box with a vibrator her girlfriends gave her as a gag gift. Her eyes glaze over for a moment, but she quickly shakes it off and goes about the rest of her day in peace.

The next day, she goes to see a movie with friends, and decides to set her cell phone to silent mode. It's at a very tense part of the movie when she sudden gets a call, and her thoughts drift back to that closet... After returning home, she's brushing her teeth, and she catches a glimpse of that closet door in the mirror. She looks away. "No, I can't," she says to herself, "it's just too degrading."

The weekend comes, and it's time to do laundry. The whites are ready to go in the dryer. She stuffs the clothes into the cylinder and starts the machine. As she prepares to load the washer, she places her hand on the rumbling dryer. The sensation is too much. She rushes back to her bedroom and gives into temptation...

She makes a post on the I-Mockery boards about how she doesn't want to use a vibrator.
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Old Dec 18th, 2007, 05:02 PM       
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After returning home, she's brushing her teeth, and she catches a glimpse of that closet door in the mirror. She looks away. "No, I can't," she says to herself, "it's just too degrading."
I have to ask... was it one of those electric toothbrushes? If so, that would explain what made her eyes wander to the closet yet again.
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Old Dec 18th, 2007, 05:37 PM       


Actually, I don't EXACTLY dislike vibrators. I'm just used to being with a real dick. However, I have shopped and decided this might just do the trick for me.
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Old Dec 18th, 2007, 05:41 PM       
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Old Dec 18th, 2007, 07:17 PM       
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