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Old Dec 30th, 2007, 05:48 PM        Why I DONT get laid
A woman who I was talking to for the first time aksed me lately, "So which caste and religion do you belong to?"
"None. I don't believe in that."
"That's okie, still, what's your last name?"
"Why do you want to know?"
"WQhy don't you want to tell me?"
"Coz then you will stereotype me. Put me in a category, label me. May be even expect me to behave like that stereotype image which you have in your head. And that will be away from The Truth."
"I promise I won't."
"Okie then, you take a guess on what my caste and religion is."
"You look like a Chrisstian or a South Indian."
"See, you are already typecasting me. Putting me in a category based on my appearance. Next thing I know you will ask me which parish I go to. Or may be expect me to know the recipe of rassam."
"Cut the crap and tell me what you belong to?"
"OK! I belong to the Consciousness. To The All. To the Ever Prevailing. The Stuff. Can you handle THAT?"
Silence.
Woman screaming: Arrrgghhhhhhhhhhhh.
Man nopting: Not vetting laid tonight.
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Old Dec 30th, 2007, 06:27 PM       
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Old Dec 30th, 2007, 06:35 PM       
so you don't get laid because you have asperger's, then
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Old Dec 30th, 2007, 08:11 PM       
"Take a guess on my religion."
"Christian?"
"HOW DARE YOU LABEL ME"
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Old Dec 31st, 2007, 09:22 AM       
i don't really know what the hell you talking bout..
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Old Dec 31st, 2007, 12:11 PM       
Shoulda told her... "We are the Borg"...
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Old Dec 31st, 2007, 12:21 PM       
Where is it that a person asks you what caste you're in?
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Old Dec 31st, 2007, 12:21 PM       
Chess club.
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Old Dec 31st, 2007, 12:23 PM       
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Old Dec 31st, 2007, 12:31 PM       
"I can put you in "check". All niight long."

I think coming up with sexual Chess euphrisms should be included in every school cirriculum.
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Old Dec 31st, 2007, 12:44 PM       
I'm up for a little castling myself. How about you?
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Old Dec 31st, 2007, 04:27 PM       
"'ll cross-check you right back" :wink
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Old Dec 31st, 2007, 04:32 PM       
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Old Dec 31st, 2007, 04:38 PM       
"if you're nice, I'll show you my flank opening" ;>
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Old Dec 31st, 2007, 04:41 PM       
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Old Dec 31st, 2007, 04:42 PM       
"How about we skip the formalities and go right to the endgame?"
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Old Dec 31st, 2007, 04:45 PM       
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Old Dec 31st, 2007, 05:48 PM       
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Old Dec 31st, 2007, 05:53 PM       
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Old Dec 31st, 2007, 05:53 PM       
"The pawn is kind of shaped like a penis, when you think about it"
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Old Dec 31st, 2007, 06:47 PM       
"After this game of chess let's engage in sexual intercourse :hat"
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Old Jan 1st, 2008, 07:29 AM       
I always feel so inadequate playing with the white pieces.... hehehehe...
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Old Jan 5th, 2008, 12:11 AM       
"Wait 'til you see my Two-Move Solution"
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Old Jan 5th, 2008, 12:50 AM       
"queen me", idk
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Old Jan 5th, 2008, 06:56 AM       
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