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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 08:53 PM        Old skool
I am happy to say that I never even held my virgin wife's hands before we got married.
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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 09:37 PM       
I'm happy to say nothing about it.
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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 09:39 PM       
why what was wrong with her hands
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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 09:47 PM       
Ancient Echo, I know your wife, & she was no virgin.
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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 10:15 PM       
I'll bet she had "man hands"
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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 10:42 PM       
You're a hero, sir.
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Old Jan 8th, 2008, 01:15 AM       
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Old Jan 8th, 2008, 07:53 AM       
I wonder if Mario is still a virgin....
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Old Jan 8th, 2008, 11:23 AM       
If you're talking about A.C. Slater then you are way off base pal
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Old Jan 8th, 2008, 08:37 PM       
How did you say your vows, or put the ring on her finger if you didn't hold her hand?
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU PUNY LITTLE BASTARD. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF YA, OBVIOUSLY, BUT COME BY ANY TIME AND I'LL WHIP YOUR SUPPLE LITTLE GIRL BODY INTO A SHAPE

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Old Jan 15th, 2008, 05:28 PM       
The first time I held my wife's hands was after chopping them off.
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Old Jan 16th, 2008, 04:02 PM       
How's it feel to be THE LAMEST PERSON ALIVE?
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