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Old Jan 15th, 2008, 03:17 AM        Editorials - Husbandry: Chapter 1
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Old Jan 15th, 2008, 04:08 AM       
Your wife must be one proud woman Max.
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Old Jan 15th, 2008, 04:15 AM       
"there is no sex" priceless
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Old Jan 15th, 2008, 08:29 AM       
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Old Jan 15th, 2008, 09:34 AM       
That was enlightening. Electrifyingly enlightening. Like lightening. I guess. Well I'm going to go ahead and postpone the engagement until I've read chapter two.
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Old Jan 15th, 2008, 11:43 AM       
My father is the first man on his side of the family to have remained loyal to his life. Considering the horrible, painful divorce that happened when I was five, this is clearly not the way to go.
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Old Jan 15th, 2008, 12:31 PM       
The sex is a lie.
The sex is a lie.
The sex is a lie.
The sex... Is a .... Lie....
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Old Jan 15th, 2008, 02:28 PM       
i knew everyone was lying when they were talking about how great sex is. i lost my virginity when i was 16 and havent really wanted to do it again since then. max, you are truly a god among men.
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Old Jan 15th, 2008, 04:09 PM       
I know someone named Collette. She's my English teacher.
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Old Jan 15th, 2008, 04:36 PM       
My wife and a friend of hers deserve credit for the idea for this book. They teased the idea out of jokes I was making at her expense.
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Old Jan 15th, 2008, 04:36 PM       
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Old Jan 15th, 2008, 06:33 PM       
Whew! Thanks for showing me that marriage is a terrible mistake! That was close! Well, I mean, it would be if I was dating anyone.

Or had in the last year...but still, thanks for the tips! You can never be too careful!
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Old Jan 16th, 2008, 12:25 AM       
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Old Jan 16th, 2008, 12:27 AM       
Marriage? Wayne told me it was a punishment for shoplifting in some countries...
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Old Jan 16th, 2008, 12:51 AM       
But winter is the best time for sweaters!
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Old Jan 16th, 2008, 01:36 AM       
Now now, there is really amazing sex out there, and you even said the source. People who star in porn get to enjoy, and they spend their entire lives rubbing it in our faces (someone get me a paper towel or something) Some other people such as presidents and CEOs also get to enjoy such things occasionally. Other than that you seem to be dead on the spot man, lookin forward to ch.2
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Old Jan 17th, 2008, 07:31 AM       
Thank for this article, made me realize my current relationship was a sham... She's still pounding on the front door to get in...
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Old Jan 17th, 2008, 10:47 AM       
Don't let anyone see! It's way better to infuriate her into locking you out and then allow neighbor to overhear you sympathetically telling her through the door that you understand her need for space. Once this is done, you can climb in a back window you've left open.
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Old Jan 17th, 2008, 05:08 PM       
Who needs marriage when there's always Mad-Libs and replacing every blank space with "poop?" It's everything people say marriage is: fullfilling, ecstatic, and purely joyous... you know... Just without the annoying other person.
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