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Old Jan 16th, 2008, 02:44 PM        Editorials - McDonald's Ad Campaigns Through The Years
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Old Jan 16th, 2008, 03:00 PM       
Now I wanna look up some of these commercials and see them for myself...
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Old Jan 16th, 2008, 03:06 PM       
You forgot one important ad campaign

Jimmy died of dysentery a few days later.
Jimmy's mother was a sadistic she-demon.
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Old Jan 16th, 2008, 04:34 PM       
Woah that was awesome!
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Old Jan 16th, 2008, 04:45 PM       
Don't forget the infamous Judge Dredd Burger War comics...
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Old Jan 16th, 2008, 05:06 PM       
Kryten, Burger War comics featuring Judge Dredd? Please tell me these really exist... and if so, I smell not only burgers, but a future installment of Tales From the Longbox.
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Old Jan 16th, 2008, 05:14 PM       
One man is Judge, Jury, AND Burgercutioner
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Old Jan 16th, 2008, 05:17 PM       
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Old Jan 16th, 2008, 05:50 PM       
"This town needs an enema! A burger enema!"
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Old Jan 16th, 2008, 07:54 PM       
This reminds me of a conversation I had with a friend who asked me if I knew where to find Ronald McDonald porn...
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Old Jan 16th, 2008, 08:23 PM       
Godamnit I actually believed these were real for a minute.
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Old Jan 16th, 2008, 09:01 PM       
Funny, but I think that their actual ad campaigns are funnier, if more tragic because you know the fucking idiots who came up with them made more money on each ad then you will ever know.
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Old Jan 16th, 2008, 10:10 PM       
I remember the first ad, with all those gaywads dancing and prancing around an empty Micky D's cleaning the bejeezus out of the joint, singing "You Deeeeeserve a Break Toooo-Dayyyyy!" (Unfortunately, Ron was nowhere to be seen - icing on the cake, it would have been.)

And whatever happened to the Hamburglar?
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Old Jan 16th, 2008, 10:36 PM       
You forgot the Killer Klowns Ronald ads, those were an abomination as well you know.
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Old Jan 17th, 2008, 01:30 AM       
My god, that Burger Wars Judge Dredd shit is magnificent. I haven't looked into it that deeply yet, but I definitely sense a Longbox column in the future...thanks to those of you who mentioned and linked to it!
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Old Jan 17th, 2008, 01:37 AM       
Anything's better than the god damned Whopper Freak Out ad campaign.

Take your fucking Whopper; I don't care!

-that is all
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Old Jan 17th, 2008, 02:41 AM       
ya know, if they were to actually show a guy raping his burger, in full graphic detail, I would buy one out of respect.
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Old Jan 17th, 2008, 03:49 AM       
This is interesting. I haven't eaten McDonalds in nearly 15 years, but now I've worked there for nearly a year.
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Old Jan 17th, 2008, 05:39 PM       
I think it's impossible for a fast food restaurant to make an ad-campaign that doesn't make me angry.
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Old Jan 17th, 2008, 07:09 PM       
The last one sounds like something I would see in Fist of the North Star. Great article.
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Old Jan 17th, 2008, 11:16 PM       
What made me laugh was thinking about Protoclown google-imaging Anal Lube for his photoshopped pic :P
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Old Jan 18th, 2008, 01:02 AM       
I bet more people would eat at McDonald's if they actually did give away Anal Lube with their meals. Brings new meaning to the phrase 'Happy Meal'.
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Old Jan 21st, 2008, 03:20 PM       
I always knew Pennywise and Ronald were one and the same.
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Old Jan 21st, 2008, 10:19 PM       
Years ago McDonald's did an ad campaign with a guy that had a HUGE moon head playing a piano and singing "Mac Tonight" to the tune of "Mac the Knife". They got sued by Bobby Darin's estate and had to pull all the broadcast and print ads...sometimes the real story is funnier than fiction.
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