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Old Mar 18th, 2008, 02:46 PM        Home Wrecker
I am now a home wrecker. I stole a married woman away from her husband and they are now getting divorced.

Better keep your bitches on a tight leash mother fuckers!
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Old Mar 18th, 2008, 03:23 PM       
I wouldn't get too attached. She apparently has no problem cheating on her man.
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Old Mar 18th, 2008, 03:26 PM       
Her husman no less!
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Old Mar 18th, 2008, 03:27 PM       
Who doesn't. I'm still married. I lived with my wife for 5 years, got married and 9 years later she cheated on me and fell in love with some guy she worked with. I was loyal the whole time, but that's what I do. I know about cheating women, but dam if I don't love the ladies.
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Old Mar 18th, 2008, 09:01 PM       
I had an affair with a married guy when I was 17.
His wife called me Christmas day to wish us a nice life.
I stopped seeing him because he wasn't a very good fuck.

Welcome to the Home Wrecker Club my friend.
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Old Mar 18th, 2008, 10:31 PM       
I stoled a car radio once
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Old Mar 18th, 2008, 10:43 PM       
Wow, CIG. Phone calls are scary. I looked my wifes lover up on the internet and because he was a somebody there was all kinds of info that lead me to get his home addy and phone # with in a hour or 2. So the next time he emailed my wife I sent him back his addy with My first initial at the bottom. She never heard from him again. Then a month later I called the # and asked for his daughter. You see, he travelled and is never home but I know his daughters names via my wifes stupidity. When they went to get his daughter I hung up. I just wanted verification that it is his house. Later in the week I called and got his wife. I asked if he was there and she said no. I said "Oh ok, just tell him ********** called." He must have been so freaked.
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Old Mar 18th, 2008, 11:02 PM       
It can be really scary when they call you.
I wasn't too worried about anything until she called my house. But the worst I was worried about was she might tell my mom and me getting a morality lecture for the next 3 months. Luckily this was not a problem, I had an on again and off again boyfriend with the very same first name as the guy I was seeing so she excused it as jealous teenage drama without any question.
In my case, the guy was a complete idiot navy guy who kept journals of EVERYTHING he did. He would visit whorehouses overseas while on his tours of duty and kept journals of it. I was surprised it took his wife so long to figure out he was a scumbag. When she found this journal, so wonderfully hidden under the corner of their mattress, of course she read it. It had my number in it, as well as a passage about our then relationship where it compared kissing her to kissing the whores in Palma. It didn't go over very well.
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Old Mar 18th, 2008, 11:08 PM       
Omg what an idiot. My wife new I was good with computers. I had my own computer repair business for gods sake. Well when I walked into the computer room and she would instantly close the window she was reading and start talking to me I didn't really notice the first time, but she did it a bunch of times. So I put a key logger on and found her secret email addy and password that she was using with this guy. What a dummy.
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Old Mar 18th, 2008, 11:10 PM       
In the case of my current girlfriend. I told her she was going to get caught and what then? I told her that he would notice somethings wrong. Well one day she told him about me. I think that is much better than getting caught.
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Old Mar 18th, 2008, 11:12 PM       
Yeah your wife (ex-wife) was definitely retarded to some degree.
Eh, we both fucked stupid people, we've got another new club.
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Old Mar 18th, 2008, 11:14 PM       
I totally agree, being told is MUCH better than being caught. You're lucky on that one! I hope you don't have to meet him anytime soon though.
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Old Mar 18th, 2008, 11:17 PM       
:D We are dumb fuckers
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Old Mar 18th, 2008, 11:20 PM       
I can assure you, I come from a LOOOOOOOONG line of dumb fuckers. It's only natural.
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Old Mar 19th, 2008, 12:57 AM       
I had to drive Emily up to her ex-boyfriend's house the day after she broke up with him to get her stuff.

I should probably mention that she'd been cheating on him with me.

If looks could kill!
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Old Mar 19th, 2008, 01:02 AM       
Hah, wait till you get married Chojin. Emily is high on my nabbing list.
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Old Mar 19th, 2008, 01:13 AM       
maybe if she got in reach of your cane
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Old Mar 19th, 2008, 01:22 AM       
It's a walker
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Old Mar 19th, 2008, 01:52 AM       
Uh oh, walkers are kinda sexy with that kah-Thump, kah-Thump :O
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Old Mar 19th, 2008, 01:54 AM       
i bet he has a harness for it
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Old Mar 19th, 2008, 01:55 AM       
I can get you to the front of the lines at amusement parks!
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Old Mar 19th, 2008, 01:57 AM       
Well shit, that IS kinda sexy.
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Old Mar 19th, 2008, 01:58 AM       
In a pedophilia kind of way, but still
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Old Mar 19th, 2008, 02:04 AM       
I like to get the girls to help me out with the grocieries and then I throw them in the van.
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Old Mar 19th, 2008, 02:53 PM       
They see me rollin'



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