Originally Posted by MetalMilitia
"My name is Pub Lover, you might know me from the Internet"
When I see a girl I like I always make small conversation with them and then I'll say something like,
"Well I better get out of here before your boyfriend comes and beats me up."
Then they will usually smile and tell me how they don't have a boyfriend. Once that happens I'll say,
"Oh no, girls who look like you always have boyfriends. I'm sorry, I'm sure you get this all the time."
I'll wait for a response like a smile or a thank you, and then I ask them if they want to go out to lunch or an early dinner sometime. Something very non-threatening.
Once I get them to that point, I usually just cloroform and rag them.