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Old Jun 3rd, 2008, 11:58 AM        rejected again
It's me again, I just got rejected for the umpteenth time. I don't know what to do anymore with the opposite sex anymore. It's so frustrating to hear Every time that you're not their type of guy only by your looks.I weigh 216 lbs and I have facial hair, but I don't know what to do, should I buy some chloroform and take them away? Or be a good boy and do nothing? Does anyone think I'm being a pussy and man up?
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Old Jun 3rd, 2008, 12:14 PM       
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Old Jun 3rd, 2008, 12:16 PM       
hahaha thank you for the truth :D
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Old Jun 3rd, 2008, 01:01 PM       
Do nothing? Have you even considered forcing for some sex?
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Old Jun 3rd, 2008, 04:54 PM       
Hit on chicks with low self-esteem and be a complete asshole; criticize everything. If that fails, hit on ugly chicks. No luck with that? Hit on ugly fat chicks. Work your way from there: girls with deformities, blindess, mental handicaps, etc. Believe me, eventually you'll either meet a chick that either loves you for you, or because she doesn't have the cognitive abilities to know better.
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Old Jun 3rd, 2008, 06:05 PM       
Maybe it's just time to pay a hooker to break that losing streak.
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Old Jun 3rd, 2008, 09:56 PM       
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I weigh 216 lbs
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Old Jun 3rd, 2008, 10:18 PM       
Tell her you want to align your root chakras. Works every time.
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Old Jun 3rd, 2008, 10:33 PM       
he's like an italain version of me ;_;
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Old Jun 3rd, 2008, 10:41 PM       
All right then Willie, follow my advice and get that root chakra aligned!
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Old Jun 4th, 2008, 04:02 AM       
root chakra?
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Old Jun 4th, 2008, 04:47 AM       
i think my 4th chakra actually needs it more, whatever the actual term for that chakra is
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Old Jun 4th, 2008, 04:48 AM       
"heart chakra" acording to website.com
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Old Jun 4th, 2008, 01:00 PM       
I had a yoga teacher once that told me my fourth chakra was completely flat. Which I guess is bad.

"I will attempt to inflate it a little." She said.
"Sweet." I replied "Just keep touching me like that."

I should note that "inflating a chakra" is apparently the same as "back massage."

Hey Italiano, offer to inflate their chakras.
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Old Jun 4th, 2008, 01:08 PM       
It's better to be rejected than sitting on your hands and doing nothing.
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Old Jun 4th, 2008, 01:22 PM       
I doubt his hands are doing nothing.
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Old Jun 4th, 2008, 01:27 PM       
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Old Jun 4th, 2008, 04:26 PM       
you guys are GROSS. Italiano maybe it's because you're greasy
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Old Jun 5th, 2008, 04:48 AM       
I Lived in California for the first 12 years of my life and I feel more American than Italian, so I can't really consider myself Italian even though my father is a pure breed Italian and my mother's Irish-Italian. and yes my hands are very busy, writing on the I-mockery forums
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Old Jun 8th, 2008, 03:19 PM       
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It's me again, I just got rejected for the umpteenth time. I don't know what to do anymore with the opposite sex anymore. It's so frustrating to hear Every time that you're not their type of guy only by your looks.I weigh 216 lbs and I have facial hair, but I don't know what to do, should I buy some chloroform and take them away? Or be a good boy and do nothing? Does anyone think I'm being a pussy and man up?
In an ideal world, your appearance wouldn't matter. But we don't live in an ideal world. Most men wouldn't date a girl they weren't physically attracted to, most women won't date a man they aren't attracted to. That's the reality of life. If you want a girlfriend, work to improve your appearance. I suggest weight watchers, it helped me lose a lot of weight. Not only will it improve your chances in the dating pool, you'll also feel better about yourself and you'll be healthier overall.
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Old Jun 9th, 2008, 11:39 AM       
Ok maybe I shouldn't have added my weight, but i work out every day doing weights, push ups and sit ups. I eat normally and I believe I look good, if not great. I just wanted to say this cause I hate it when people say stuff about my weight.[IMG]file:///C:/Users/DJ%20Fontichiari/Pictures/l_c0984f4bae5d2d477931088b91d23616.jpg[/IMG] here's a picture of me so you can bug me all you want :D [IMG]file:///C:/Users/DJFONT%7E1/AppData/Local/Temp/moz-screenshot.jpg[/IMG]
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Old Jun 9th, 2008, 12:02 PM       
oook my pic didn't come up that sucks...
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Old Jun 9th, 2008, 12:03 PM       
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Old Jun 9th, 2008, 12:17 PM       
And as for his weight, weight is never a direct answer to whether somebody is fat or not. Muscles weigh more than fat which explains why most of the bodybuilders, for example, are heavy.

To see whether one is fat, s/he should test his/her BMI. If your BMI is between 18,5 - 24,9 you're ok, while 25,0 - 29,9 would count as slight over weight.

However, if the person is muscular(muscle weigh more than fat => muscular persons often have huge BMI) he should also measure his waist's perimeter, since most of man's fat storages are located around waist area.
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Old Jun 9th, 2008, 12:54 PM       
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And as for his weight, weight is never a direct answer to whether somebody is fat or not. Muscles weigh more than fat which explains why most of the bodybuilders, for example, are heavy.

To see whether one is fat, s/he should test his/her BMI. If your BMI is between 18,5 - 24,9 you're ok, while 25,0 - 29,9 would count as slight over weight.

However, if the person is muscular(muscle weigh more than fat => muscular persons often have huge BMI) he should also measure his waist's perimeter, since most of man's fat storages are located around waist area.
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