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Old Jun 25th, 2008, 03:20 PM        Let's eat out
Eating out a girl while she's on her period isn't as bad as you'd think it is. It just tastes a scant irony. There's like this split-second hesitant moment when I pull off her panties and there's that maxipad in all its stained glory but then im like fuck it, 69 is a pretty damn good number.

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Old Jun 25th, 2008, 03:46 PM       
i always confuses girls cum with my saliva and think i'm drooling but they're just soakin wet ya know
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Old Jun 25th, 2008, 05:59 PM       
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Old Jun 25th, 2008, 06:38 PM       
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Old Jun 25th, 2008, 07:13 PM       
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Old Jun 25th, 2008, 07:18 PM       
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Old Jun 25th, 2008, 11:18 PM       
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Old Jun 25th, 2008, 11:28 PM       
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It just tastes a scant irony.
This sounded quite poetic when I read it for the first time until I realized what you meant.
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Old Jun 25th, 2008, 11:41 PM       
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Old Jun 26th, 2008, 03:46 PM       
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Old Jun 26th, 2008, 03:46 PM       
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Old Jun 26th, 2008, 03:48 PM       
nothin, sup with you Fathom Zero?
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Old Jun 26th, 2008, 03:49 PM       
Watching the game, havin' a Bud.

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Old Jun 26th, 2008, 03:51 PM       
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Old Jun 26th, 2008, 03:51 PM       
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Old Jun 26th, 2008, 03:53 PM       
where are you lookin' for dates exactly?
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Old Jun 26th, 2008, 03:55 PM       
I dunno. School.

The problem is that girls are idiots. Well, I think people in general are idiots and beneath me but I'm only trying to date women at the moment.
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Old Jun 26th, 2008, 03:56 PM       
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This sounded quite poetic when I read it for the first time until I realized what you meant.
A Scant Irony would be a great Lifetime Original Movie title starring Meredith Baxter if she were young enough to have periods
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Old Jun 26th, 2008, 03:57 PM       
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I dunno. School.

The problem is that girls are idiots. Well, I think people in general are idiots and beneath me but I'm only trying to date women at the moment.
Dude lemme tell you something that'll change your life its called The Ladder Theory perhaps you've heard of it
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Old Jun 26th, 2008, 04:01 PM       
Hahaha . I know the Ladder Theory.

I don't have any real urge to date. So I'm at a loss. I've come to the logical conclusion that it is what I'm missing in my life. But I'm not a serious guy by nature.
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Old Jun 26th, 2008, 04:11 PM       
if you dont have a real urge to date, then its probably not whats REALLY missing in your life. you'll meet plenty of girls, trust me.
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Old Jun 26th, 2008, 04:12 PM       
im not saying that without trying a lil bit that one will fall into your lap, it just happens when you dont really expect it, thats how i got with my ex and my current girl
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Old Jun 26th, 2008, 04:14 PM       
id suggest using this time to pursue some interests outside of school and work, if not to meet new people and a potential date but maybe to fill that somewhat empty feeling. id suggest religion too but its not for everyone
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