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Old Jul 11th, 2008, 09:22 PM        My Ex says she's pregnant and that it's mine
My Ex says she's pregnant and that it's mine. She wants to keep it because she christian. I'm going to punch her in the stomach since I can't force an abortion on the cunt.
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Old Jul 11th, 2008, 09:36 PM       
I'm seriously freaking out right now. She said she was on the pill. WTF! I don't need this shit!
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Old Jul 11th, 2008, 10:12 PM       
How far along?
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Old Jul 11th, 2008, 10:14 PM       
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Old Jul 11th, 2008, 10:19 PM       
What? can you even tell after only 1 month. The only way she would know is if she was looking to get pregnant. I know a few people who has said they're on the pill, but lie about it. Did she test it or just missed it?
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Old Jul 11th, 2008, 10:22 PM       
More like 6 weeks, but I don't count weeks, I go by months. She missed her period and did a pee test thingy.
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Old Jul 11th, 2008, 10:26 PM       
ooh, maybe she was just trying to put you on edge. Seen any of the tests at all?
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Old Jul 11th, 2008, 10:30 PM       
I haven't called her out on it yet. It's not so much that a baby is the problem, it's that it's from her.
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Old Jul 11th, 2008, 10:52 PM       
I hear ya. Well, I'm hoping for the best. Let me know if anything changes.
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Old Jul 12th, 2008, 12:43 AM       
Do they take child support out from incapacity benefits in the US?
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Old Jul 12th, 2008, 02:23 AM       
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Old Jul 12th, 2008, 02:27 AM       
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Old Jul 12th, 2008, 02:50 AM       
It's a shame she's not the marrying type.
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Old Jul 12th, 2008, 03:58 AM       
At what age can infants tell that you are touching them inappropriately?
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Old Jul 12th, 2008, 11:31 AM       
Aw, jeez. I'm really sorry Tadao.
If its really yours, I guess you'll eventually have to pay child support. Or hope for a miscarriage, as they're fairly common in first pregnacies. I'd call her out on it and demand a paternity test though.
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Old Jul 12th, 2008, 01:25 PM       
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At what age can infants tell that you are touching them inappropriately?
if you do it from birth, it'll be normal ;D
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Old Jul 12th, 2008, 02:17 PM       
Make sure you get naming rights though.
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Old Jul 12th, 2008, 03:12 PM       
Who pays child support?
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Who pays child support?
You. As the biological father, you'll be legally obligated to pay child support, if you're not the primary caregiver and/or non-custodial. If you get custody of the child she may have to pay child support to you instead. I'd check the laws in your state if I were you, but that's how it works in most places. Like I said, you should demand a paternity test to make sure.
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Old Jul 12th, 2008, 03:28 PM       
Or get custody and make her pay for it instead. Shoes go both ways nowadays.
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Old Jul 12th, 2008, 03:32 PM       
Hah, like the law has ever cracked down of dead beat dads.
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Old Jul 12th, 2008, 06:35 PM       
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Old Jul 12th, 2008, 06:37 PM       
You don't pay child support if you're on welfare here. :/

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