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Old Aug 4th, 2008, 09:06 PM        The dating game
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Old Aug 4th, 2008, 09:08 PM       
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Old Aug 5th, 2008, 01:21 AM       
PUT YOU ON THE HEAD OF A RABBIT AND THEN TAKE A PICTURE OF IT AND THEN POST IT ON THE INTERNET SO PEOPLE COULD USE IT FOR AVATARS ON MESSAGE BOARDS.
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Old Aug 5th, 2008, 01:50 AM       
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Old Aug 5th, 2008, 02:49 AM       
FEED YOU TO THE HOMELESS GUY WHO SITS OUTSIDE OF MY WORK
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Old Aug 5th, 2008, 02:54 AM       
cut you in half and then put ice cream and toppings on top of the halves
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Old Aug 5th, 2008, 02:55 AM       
DEEP FRY YOU WITH PEANUT BUTTER AND BREAD AND THEN FEED YOU TO ELVIS
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Old Aug 5th, 2008, 03:06 AM       
PUT SOME PAJAMAS ON YOU AND MAKE A CHILDREN'S SHOW
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Old Aug 5th, 2008, 03:08 AM       
PUT YOU IN A HILARIOUS INTERNET MUSIC VIDEO WHILE YOU ARE DANCING AND SOMEONE IS INFORMING THE VIEWER THAT IT IS TIME FOR PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY AND THEN LATER MAKE REFERENCE TO IT ON AN EPISODE OF FAMILY GUY
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Old Aug 5th, 2008, 03:14 AM       
USE YOUR NAMESAKE FOR A CHAIN OF CLOTHING STORES
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Old Aug 5th, 2008, 03:15 AM       
PUT A STICK UP YOUR ASS AND THEN DIP YOU IN BOILING CHOCOLATE AND THEN SELL YOU TO CARNIVAL GOERS
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Old Aug 5th, 2008, 03:19 AM       
USE YOU FOR AN INTERNET VIDEO STARRING KIRK CAMERON THAT ATTEMPTS TO PROVE THE EXISTANCE OF GOD
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Old Aug 5th, 2008, 03:21 AM       
TURN YOU INTO A SUPER HERO FROM A BBC CARTOON BACK IN 1983
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Old Aug 5th, 2008, 03:24 AM       
WRITE A SONG ABOUT A BOAT SHAPED LIKE YOU
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Old Aug 5th, 2008, 03:28 AM       
point you at someone and go "bang"
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Old Aug 5th, 2008, 02:47 PM       
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Old Aug 5th, 2008, 06:25 PM       
Peel off your skin and throw it in a hallway.
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Old Aug 5th, 2008, 11:53 PM       
THROW YOU BACK IN THE PILE AND LOOK FOR A BETTER BANANA
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Old Aug 6th, 2008, 12:12 AM       
GIVE YOU TO EDDIE MURPHY SO HE CAN PUT YOU IN THE EXHAUST PIPE OF A COP CAR
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Old Aug 6th, 2008, 12:16 AM       
EAT YOU FOR 5000 POINTS IN PAC-MAN
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Old Aug 6th, 2008, 12:16 AM       
slice you into one inch circles and put you on some cheerios
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Old Aug 6th, 2008, 12:20 AM       
DO THAT TRICK WHERE YOU USE A PAPER CLIP TO PIERCE A HOLE THROUGH THE PEEL AND SLICE THROUGH THE INSIDE SO THEN I CAN BE ALL "LET ME OPEN THIS BANANA FOR YOU" AND MY FRIEND WILL NOTICE THAT THE BANANA IS ALREADY SLICED AND BE LIKE ""
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Old Aug 6th, 2008, 12:43 AM       
COLLECT 100 OF YOU SO DONKEY KONG CAN GET AN EXTRA LIFE
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Old Aug 6th, 2008, 09:37 PM       
Make you work at Michael Bluth's banana shack.
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Old Aug 11th, 2008, 09:03 PM       
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