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Old Aug 8th, 2008, 02:32 PM        Jeanette's weird sex dreams
I am prone to having very weird sex dreams. In the past, I have posted about sex dreams with Jello Biafra, David Spade, and Pee Wee Herman.

Last night I dreamed that I gave Rob Riggle from the Daily Show a hand job. The big burly Marine guy.

Is this because I read Daily Show slash on Livejournal? I'm honestly more attracted to John Oliver and Aasif Mandvi.

At least this makes slighly more sense than my previous nocturnal lovers.

But the thing is, I dreamed he had a small dick. Why? If this is my mind acting out my unconcious desires, why would he be poorly endowed? It doesn't make any sense at all.

Especially since someone interuppted it and we spent the rest of the dream trying to hook up again. I can't even get lucky in my dreams.

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Old Aug 10th, 2008, 01:40 PM       
your posts give me wood...keep up the good work...
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Old Aug 10th, 2008, 11:41 PM       
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your posts give me wood...keep up the good work...
I'm glad my dreams are good for something. Maybe in my next dream I'll have an orgy with the entire cast of the Daily Show. Do you think it would be hot for them to keep the ties on?
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Old Aug 13th, 2008, 01:01 PM       
my sex dreams are very symbolic. i usually don't dream about a specific person. i dream about swimming with snakes in water or watching strawberries grow (like in stop frame). i don't know why the strawberries seem sexual to me, but i always wake up feeling extra tingly.
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Old Aug 14th, 2008, 01:36 AM       
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my sex dreams are very symbolic. i usually don't dream about a specific person. i dream about swimming with snakes in water or watching strawberries grow (like in stop frame). i don't know why the strawberries seem sexual to me, but i always wake up feeling extra tingly.
I did dream about bungee jumping last night and I'm pretty sure there was something sexual about it. My mind is rarely so suble and poetic though.

I take it I am the only one with secret longings for the Daily Show news team?
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Old Aug 14th, 2008, 01:44 AM       
I've wanted to fuck all 3 female corespondents.
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Old Aug 14th, 2008, 02:14 AM       
I rarely have sex dreams, but when I wake up from them I'm either extremely depressed or extremely angry

Mostly because they're never about random people and always about the people I want to fuck in real life
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Old Aug 15th, 2008, 04:17 AM       
We've had discussions on here before about lucid dreaming. People say it's wonderful because of the liberty it grants sans consequence. Of the dreams I remember upon waking, they're usually lucid and this makes them far more depressing.

One of the most interesting instances was when I was asleep next to someone who was extremely draining on my psyche, but I let her sleep next to me because it seemed to be the right thing to do at the time. I started dreaming that I was exactly where I actually was situated, but a pristine "conventional beauty" (the sort that I am rarely, if ever, attracted to but they are what models strive to be) came and mounted me. It was a lucid dream and I told myself, "this is stupid, I should wake up" because I think I grasped the symbolism of it all WHILE I was dreaming. That totally sucked.
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Old Aug 15th, 2008, 11:22 AM       
last night I had a sex dream that this asian girl had 3 arms (her third arm came out of her belly), and she kept trying to jerk me off while having sex.

I think this may mean i'm a homo
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Old Aug 15th, 2008, 03:28 PM       
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It was a lucid dream and I told myself, "this is stupid, I should wake up" because I think I grasped the symbolism of it all WHILE I was dreaming.
I think you realized that your dream was stupid because nobody would ever have sex with you in real life.
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Old Aug 15th, 2008, 08:02 PM       
that was rude, although from what i've read seth always comes off as a creep to his females of choice and they run away

or maybe its the bowtie
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Old Aug 16th, 2008, 12:25 AM       
Or the mid-coital vomiting. orgasm
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Old Sep 16th, 2008, 07:34 AM       
Did you have a sex dream about the skinny Jello Biafra or the current, fatter model.
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Old Sep 17th, 2008, 05:26 PM       
And did the sex dreams involve him, David Spade, and Pee Wee Herman at the same time, or seperately? If seperately, how the fuck did the Pee Wee dream go down?
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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 11:47 PM       
In a cinema no doubt!. Hoho!
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Old Sep 19th, 2008, 01:42 AM       
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And did the sex dreams involve him, David Spade, and Pee Wee Herman at the same time, or seperately? If seperately, how the fuck did the Pee Wee dream go down?
They were seperate. And Pee Wee was not in character, he was just ordinary Paul Reubens. All I remember about it was that it was more semi-erotic than explicit like the Rob Riggle dream.

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Did you have a sex dream about the skinny Jello Biafra or the current, fatter model.
It was late '90s Jello who squeezed my tits.
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Old Sep 19th, 2008, 02:18 AM       
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They were seperate. And Pee Wee was not in character, he was just ordinary Paul Reubens. All I remember about it was that it was more semi-erotic than explicit like the Rob Riggle dream.


It was late '90s Jello who squeezed my tits.
Now I just want to hear about that story.



PS: So the semi-chubby one then?
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Old Sep 19th, 2008, 12:39 PM       
Did he get to third base?
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Old Sep 19th, 2008, 11:06 PM       
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Now I just want to hear about that story.



PS: So the semi-chubby one then?
Semi-chubby. Not as chubby as now though. And there isn't much to tell, he didn't do anything besides wordlessly feel me up.
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Old Sep 19th, 2008, 11:48 PM       
This thread is gross.
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Old Sep 20th, 2008, 12:39 AM       
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This thread is gross.
You're just trying to hide your sexual excitement.
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Old Sep 20th, 2008, 12:55 AM       
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Semi-chubby. Not as chubby as now though. And there isn't much to tell, he didn't do anything besides wordlessly feel me up.
I imagine that this is how my ex's described their first date with me to their girlfriends.
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I imagine that this is how my ex's described their first date with me to their girlfriends.
You've won the thread. That was teh funny.
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Old Sep 20th, 2008, 07:35 AM       
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It was late '90s Jello who squeezed my tits.
in soviet russia, jello jiggles you
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