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Old Sep 6th, 2008, 09:33 PM        Convention pictures
I think it's biased, but I also think it would be hard not to be nowadays.

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Old Sep 8th, 2008, 01:35 AM       
God as my witness I fucking hate this generation.
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Old Sep 8th, 2008, 01:45 AM       
Gee thanks Tadao. If I wasn't furious about this election before I certainly am now.

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Old Sep 8th, 2008, 01:59 AM       

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Old Sep 8th, 2008, 02:05 AM       
Looking at that Rocky Dennis ginger kid kiss the dirty Olsen twin makes my stomach upset.
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Old Sep 8th, 2008, 02:15 AM       
Protesting is great thing.

Its hippies can't stand, especially not the girls. I developed a very low tolerance to them in college. Fuck you and your self-rightous veganism, I'll eat all the hormone-injected meat I damn well want, and no, I don't believe you when you say you're bisexual. I don't want to smoke pot with you, it won't make you Phish albums sound any better, and stop meditating in public with that smug look on your face. Nor will I join your Womyn's Goddess Coven. Take down your Che Guevara poster too, commies aren't cool. Get out of my face before I set your dreads on fire, you fucking naive smug little Trustafarian slimecunt. Take your white guilt somewhere else, I don't want to fucking hear it. And bathe in something other than patchuli for a change!

Smug little shits like that are why nobody takes us liberals seriously.

The same also applies to the postcard punks. Fuck you all.

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Old Sep 8th, 2008, 02:18 AM       
That retarded ginger kid is probably really sweet in a way I could nwever be.

I mean damn.
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Old Sep 8th, 2008, 02:25 AM       
I just looked up Rocky Dennis, you are so reight, Pac-man!
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Old Sep 8th, 2008, 02:27 AM       
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That retarded ginger kid is probably really sweet in a way I could nwever be.

I mean damn.
He's also naive and stupid. I can tell from his eyes, the blind fool. I know just from looking at that picture I would find him insufferable.

The study of social sciences makes you angry at injustice, but it also makes you just as angry at naive people who can't see the larger picture of society. Those little twits scratch some bark from the Tree of Global Evil and go off in an orgy of self congratulation, while I sit here alone and bleeding having torn off my nails trying to dig at the root structure with my bare hands in an obsessive effort to understand it. Stop smoking pot and help me dig, you little shits! Oh wait, you don't have the patience for or the brains for it. My mistake. Go fuck in the woods and enjoy yourselves.
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Old Sep 8th, 2008, 02:32 AM       
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Protesting is great thing.

Its hippies can't stand, especially not the girls. I developed a very low tolerance to them in college. Fuck you and your self-rightous veganism,
... I'm vegan. L
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... I'm vegan. L
Yes, but you aren't a total self-rightous smug shitcock about it who lectures me on and one about how I shouldn't "eat cow". (ITS CALLED BEEF, DAMMIT). You aren't preachy, which is one of the many reasons why I like you so much.
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Old Sep 8th, 2008, 02:38 AM       
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Protesting is great thing.

Its hippies can't stand, especially not the girls. I developed a very low tolerance to them in college. Fuck you and your self-rightous veganism, I'll eat all the hormone-injected meat I damn well want, and no, I don't believe you when you say you're bisexual.
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Old Sep 8th, 2008, 02:47 AM       
Hippies who wear Che t-shirts and put up his posters aren't necessarily for communism as much as they're against forming their own opinions.
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Not the spoiled rich ones like my stupid roomate in college.
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Oh wait, you don't have the patience for or the brains for it. My mistake. Go fuck in the woods and enjoy yourselves.
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Me too, actually. A woman needs more than a vibrator. Maybe I should try Match.com again. You should give it a whirl too.
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Old Sep 8th, 2008, 03:00 AM       
I can't stay this drunk for that long.

BTW, this is a loveline thread, not philospasty. Pub Lover for Mod. Contact your local Chojin today.
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You can if you believe in yourself and work hard at it!

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Old Sep 8th, 2008, 03:09 AM       
Dude. I am right now making thjis offer because it is insane, but I can only do it now. PM me a pic of your dick & I'll do the things to make me being this drunk to get laid happen.
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Lol Jeanette, smoke some pot and chill out.
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Old Sep 8th, 2008, 03:16 AM       
I appreciate the offer, but chronic masturbation has left my genitals in a non-photogenic state. Plus I'm straight. And let's not forget that anybody on the internet is potentially working for Chris Hansen and Dateline NBC.
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Plus I'm straight.
That really doesn't matter nowadays, does it?
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I appreciate the offer, but chronic masturbation has left my genitals in a non-photogenic state. Plus I'm straight. And let's not forget that anybody on the internet is potentially working for Chris Hansen and Dateline NBC.


I was just coming over here to hang out.. I, I wasn't going to have sex.
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What about the condoms, and these wine coolers then?
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