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Old Sep 9th, 2008, 09:17 AM        STDs are a myth.
Name me a person in the last 50 years who had a Problem with an STD who wasn't gay, homeless, or some kind of weird hillbilly fuckup. Can I just say right now that if you are straight, middle class, and white in the USA you will NEVER have to worry about AIDS. Instead AIDS campaigns spend millions trying to reach college kids. (Is it basically a politically correct way of not singling out the gays? Yes. It is.)

Everything is pretty much curable or so insignificant as to be one of those funny little things about sex that we can all share a laugh about. Crabs are a fucking riot, cured with ballhair shampoo in half an hour and if you don't fuck a hot chick with crabs you are gay.

Even herpes isn't that scary. If you have an immune system like a normal person you will probably never get an outbreak. Besides, in order to get the stuff, your partner needs to be having an outbreak, and who wants to fuck when their funny junk looks like the face of a teenaged metalworker with a meth problem.

Fucking think about it: the snapper and its entourage of pussy flora have evolved to take dirty dicks all night and wake up in the morning smelling like a bright spring sunrise. How many dirty dicks have vaginas taken in during the course of natural history?

However, anal sex is still a great way to contract Hep C, which is bad. But this is still good because it lends an air of danger to the last taboo: getting fucked in the cake.
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Old Sep 9th, 2008, 10:31 AM       
You forgot to talk about the most frightening STD of all: pregnancy.
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Old Sep 9th, 2008, 10:56 AM       
hepatitis c is rarely transmitted sexually.
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Old Sep 9th, 2008, 12:21 PM       
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You forgot to talk about the most frightening STD of all: pregnancy.
Curable.
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Old Sep 9th, 2008, 01:20 PM       
What are you, retarded? Keep fucking without a rubber, loser, and see what happens.
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Old Sep 9th, 2008, 01:39 PM       
To fuck without a rubber you have to fuck so I doubt that's what will happen.
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Old Sep 9th, 2008, 01:47 PM       
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Old Sep 9th, 2008, 07:03 PM       
Having scoured Google for well over 20 seconds I can tell you that the estimated number of people carrying an STI in the US is 65 Million. There are 19 million new cases each year.

So, yeah I don't think they're a myth.
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Old Sep 9th, 2008, 08:40 PM       
I think it was a joke, guys.

I didn't read the whole thing but I'm pretty sure from the first half of the first sentence.
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Old Sep 9th, 2008, 10:41 PM       
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I think it was a joke, guys.

I didn't read the whole thing but I'm pretty sure from the first half of the first sentence.
I hope it is. Sadly, I've met people online who really think that way.
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Old Sep 10th, 2008, 02:25 AM       
http://jama.ama-assn.org/cgi/content/full/285/24/3100

Small sample size, maybe, but the results suggest that even in monogamous relationships with herpes carriers unprotected sex seldom results in transmission. Think of your sluttiest friend. Have they ever had an std that wasn't more than a temporary annoyance? Syphyllis? Where the fuck are you from, 1850? (Pretty sure you can only get that one nowadays from sailors)

Cervical cancer is relatively rare, easily detectable and highly treatable.

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If detected early, cervical cancer is highly treatable. In the United States, it is recommended that women receive Pap tests at least once every three years. However, many women still do not receive Pap tests at the recommended frequency. In particular, Asian/Pacific Islander women have significantly lower rates of Pap tests than women of other races. Cervical cancer incidence and mortality are approximately 1.5 times higher among African American and Latina women, compared to White women. Researchers have postulated several reasons for these disparities, including fear, cost, lack of physician referral, and cultural issues.
http://www.kaiseredu.org/topics_im.a...&imID=1&id=609

Is it any wonder that Texas was the first state to mandate hpv vaccination? (Yes, I do believe the government disseminates misinformation regarding sexual health.)

Unless you want to debate this (It'll be fun! I promise!) I'll leave it at this:

Certain people have atrocious sexual health. Do not fuck those people. Wash your dick.
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Old Sep 10th, 2008, 09:33 AM       
You are a virgin.
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Old Sep 10th, 2008, 10:57 AM       
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http://jama.ama-assn.org/cgi/content/full/285/24/3100

Small sample size, maybe, but the results suggest that even in monogamous relationships with herpes carriers unprotected sex seldom results in transmission. Think of your sluttiest friend. Have they ever had an std that wasn't more than a temporary annoyance? Syphyllis? Where the fuck are you from, 1850? (Pretty sure you can only get that one nowadays from sailors)

Cervical cancer is relatively rare, easily detectable and highly treatable.

http://www.kaiseredu.org/topics_im.a...&imID=1&id=609

Is it any wonder that Texas was the first state to mandate hpv vaccination? (Yes, I do believe the government disseminates misinformation regarding sexual health.)

Unless you want to debate this (It'll be fun! I promise!) I'll leave it at this:

Certain people have atrocious sexual health. Do not fuck those people. Wash your dick.

Wow. You really are utterly stupid. What about the possibility of pregnacy? Or is that the woman's problem?
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Old Sep 10th, 2008, 11:11 AM       
In all fairness he was talking about STDs, not pregnancy. And that's only a "problem" if the woman's mother is running for public office or abortion isn't an option.

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Old Sep 10th, 2008, 11:24 AM       
I have two friends (male and female)who both have a nasty STD. You'd never guess it either.

Me thinks that people who do have STDs aren't exactly screaming it from roofs either
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Old Sep 10th, 2008, 11:32 AM       
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Me thinks that people who do have STDs aren't exactly screaming it from roofs either
Well they should start, lest STDs get lost in the annals of time and become just another urban myth like drug addiction or black people.
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Old Sep 10th, 2008, 11:37 AM       
what is this "black people" you speak of?
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Old Sep 10th, 2008, 02:11 PM       
most people who have an STD don't even realize that they do.

left untreated, STDs can cause all kinds of nasty stuff. and if you don't know that you have it to begin with chances are you may end up with some of the nasty stuff. chlamydia, syphilis and gonorrhea are all on the rise in the US. those are the big three. most women don't even realize that they have chlamydia and syphilis is often called "the great imitator" because the symptoms in phase 1, 2 and 3 are so close to those of other diseases that they are often misdiagnosed or, worse yet, brushed off by the person who has them as something that isn't a big deal.

anyways.
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Old Sep 10th, 2008, 03:14 PM       
Let us not forget HPV.
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Old Sep 10th, 2008, 03:30 PM       
cig, let's be reasonable here. there is no such thing. NO SUCH THING. i don't care if you got parts of your cervix burned out of you or not YOU HEAR ME? YOU ARE EITHER 1. LYING OR 2. UNDER THE SPELL OF YOUR COLD-INSTRUMENT WIELDING OB WHO IS IN TURN CONTROLLED BY A CHIP LOCATED IN HIS/HER RIGHT BACK MOLAR THAT IS PROGRAMMED TO SPEW OUT SUCH NONSENSE TO VULNERABLE WOMEN. THAT'S RIGHT! THEY DID NOT "BURN YOUR CERVIX" OH NO THEY ACTUALLY IMPLANTED A SIMILAR CHIP LIKE DEVICE INTO YOUR CERVICAL WALL THAT IS PROGRAMMED TO MAKE YOU TELL EVERYONE ABOUT THE DANGERS OF HPV THUS PERPETUATING THIS MYTHICAL DISEASE.
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Old Sep 10th, 2008, 03:36 PM       
I think I have HPV now.
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Old Sep 10th, 2008, 09:57 PM       
Fuck.
I guess the radiation when it turns into cancer doesn't count either.
Expensive fucking abortion then.
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Old Sep 11th, 2008, 01:08 AM       
If your parents had an STD, say, AIDS, did the deed and you were conceived, wouldn't you be born with AIDS yorself? I dunno if it works like that for AIDS (I imagine it would, I mean, why not? THe AIDS cells are being transferred to the fetus through the cord) then you could have a straight person with AIDS, and then the straight guys can get it from him/her/whatever.
tl;dr YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE GAY
Also, I agree with MattJack; if you had AIDS, you wouldn't want to bring it up a lot. AIDS is pretty embarrassing, I'd imagine, to talk about, let alone go around spreading the news of your entry into the Horde.
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Old Sep 11th, 2008, 01:22 AM       
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HIV#Routes_of_Transmission

You are allowed to do your own 5-second research before posting crap you don't know about.
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Old Sep 12th, 2008, 11:48 AM       
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You are allowed to do your own 5-second research before posting crap you don't know about.
Didn't you hear what Derrida said? Its only homosexual Haitan heroin addicted hemophilacs! It doesn't apply to us!
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