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Old Sep 11th, 2008, 03:41 AM        8===D
I put my dick in a jar of old mayonaise today. The best part was pulling it out slowly and feeling the clumps slip by the tip.
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Old Sep 11th, 2008, 09:36 AM       
stop, Tadao.
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Old Sep 11th, 2008, 01:52 PM       
Plain mayonnaise? Everybody knows that you can't beat that tangy zip of Miracle Whip.
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Old Sep 11th, 2008, 02:32 PM       
I assume you let your pet lick your dick clean, otherwise that would have been waste of good mayonaise
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Old Sep 12th, 2008, 09:19 PM       
He said it was old mayonaise, jerk, do you want his dog to die?
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Old Sep 13th, 2008, 06:24 AM       
it's not like it was antifreeze, at worst it would make the dog yack all over the rug
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Old Sep 13th, 2008, 06:33 PM       
Which he would then undoubtedly rub his dick in
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Old Sep 13th, 2008, 06:42 PM       
What can't you do with dicks these days?
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Old Sep 13th, 2008, 11:38 PM       
They're terrible in pancakes.
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Old Sep 14th, 2008, 01:20 AM       
i guess it depends on what kind of syrup you put on em
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Old Nov 3rd, 2008, 03:40 PM       
dick in the milk challenge at my house, 4:30 today
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Old Dec 2nd, 2008, 09:50 PM       
OMFGGGG!

Knowing that made my day... =/

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Old Dec 3rd, 2008, 04:03 AM       
thanks for bumping this shitty old thread, purple text
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Old Dec 13th, 2008, 01:17 AM       
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