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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 07:14 AM        Eligible women in Kinokuniya bookshop - should I investigate?
It has come to my attention that there are a lot of women, hot ones sometimes, who come to browse the Manga shelves at Kinokuniya in the city. Many of them are Japanese, but can speak English because I've seen them reading English language manga and speaking English to their friends.

I know you probably won't support me in this, but I think it's worth talking to some of these ladies, they have some taste in common with me (apart from the yaoi reading ones) and I'm sure a good conversation could be had with them.

Do you think it's worth a try?
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 08:01 AM       
I would assume it's worth a try.
Personally I always thought guys hitting on me based on what I was looking at in a store was kind of stalkerish.
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 09:30 AM       
Yes you should! In fact you should base all of your decisions in some way upon your favorite forms of Japanese media!
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 01:00 PM       
I'm reminded of my mythology professor, who happened upon Victorian pornography in a bookstore display when she was five months pregnant, read a portion, and began laughing uncontrollably, only to see a tiny, terrified man in wireframe glasses peering around a shelf at her (which caused her to laugh harder).


Moving on. Let's be honest here, what exactly do you have to lose? Do it, fopmop.
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 03:41 PM       
Haha, don't waste your time kid.
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 03:44 PM       
Hey, whatever keeps him off the street right?
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 03:45 PM       
He needs to get on the street and get fucking laid already
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 03:45 PM       
Can you set up a video camera for this? I'd like to see how it goes.
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 04:18 PM       
This will be his best experiment yet!
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 07:28 PM       
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He needs to get on the street and get fucking laid already
He can't get laid because that involves making loud noises, which he is deathly afraid of.
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 07:33 PM       


I would be to shy to talk, but I would listen to you and try to sneak my number in.
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 07:50 PM       
Yukiko do you think it would be romantic to sit in the manga section of a bookstore and read manga together?
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 07:53 PM       
OMG, I think that would be so cute! But only if we sat close to gether so I could lean on him a little. :blush
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 08:01 PM       
Yukiko, which would be less creepy; if JOAD was reading tentacle rape manga or paedophile schoolgirl sex manga?
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 08:03 PM       
BONUS QUESTION: On a scale of 1 to 10 how creeped out would you be if he pointed at one of the scenes in the tentacle rape manga and said "We should try this."
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 08:07 PM       
SUPER BONUS PRIZE QUESTION: What if it was Yaoi?
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 09:35 PM       
Jake doesn't read that trash! You guys don't even read what he writes!
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 09:50 PM       
That is true.
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 09:58 PM       
JoaT, settle down now. I know your fictional disorder combined with your japanophilia, and obvious oedipal and various other complexes is causing you to act like a giant internet cunt, but posting as an asian girl all of sudden who says she digs fugly social outcasts complemented with posting some chicks picture... I mean, it's embarassing to watch because it's so desperate, not to mention extremely obvious
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 10:00 PM       
Also, please don't start raping young orientals
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 11:52 PM       
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Jake doesn't read that trash! You guys don't even read what he writes!
I must not be a high enough level to comprehend a level 7 wordsmith.
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 11:56 PM       
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Jake doesn't read that trash! You guys don't even read what he writes!
DO YOU EVEN KNOW HIM IN REAL LIFE? SERIOUSLY! JUST MOVE IN WITH HIM ALREADY AND STOP TRYING TO DEFEND HIS NONEXISTENT HONOR
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Old Sep 26th, 2008, 12:32 AM       
Ahem.

Okcupid.com.

Good place to start.
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Old Sep 26th, 2008, 04:08 AM       
OK, now this is getting interesting.

There's this Japanese otaku girl I've seen before in that bookshop who noticed me today and smiled at me, shyly peeking up from her manga. You think I'm making this up, but she was wearing this tartan jacket that really stood out, her glasses were the same as before, but I've never seen a woman wear a tartan jacket like that. What's more she looked good in it, at least to me.

I never told you about the first time I met her because you guys I knew would make fun of me about it (which you have already done having read this thread). So I left you in the dark. Guess I really have betrayed you guys, and not in the Train Man sense either.

So she knows I exist, and she smiled at me. If I had more time in the shop I would have talked to her, but I was "cock-blocked" by the fact my Dad was waiting for me in the Cafe. Yet I do know she comes in to that shop every friday. Heh. That's why I'm quite happy today, and not really flaming anybody. Not that I intentionally flame, sometimes I get carried away with the e-napalm here because of who people think I am.

Seriously. Meganekko Otaku Girl in Red Tartan Jacket. No joke.
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Old Sep 26th, 2008, 08:09 AM       
Lots of people smiled at the elephant man. No joke.
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