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Old Nov 12th, 2008, 10:43 AM        My right hand is hairier than my left
Why is that? I'm dead serious on this.
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Old Nov 12th, 2008, 10:45 AM       
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Old Nov 12th, 2008, 10:50 AM       
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Old Nov 12th, 2008, 11:10 AM       
to be more precise, half a werewolf.

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Old Nov 12th, 2008, 11:19 AM       
I see. Should I keep away from my loved ones during these next few hours?

But seriously, in my younger teen years I did a fair share of...polishing the rocket, and I believe my right hand was used more than the left, and really it has a bit more hair on the backside of it, and even my arm than my left one. Could the flogging the dolphin be any factor in this?
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Old Nov 12th, 2008, 11:20 AM       
Threads like these are why I come to Loveline
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Old Nov 12th, 2008, 11:41 AM       
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Old Nov 13th, 2008, 10:35 AM       
Okay, I didn't listen last night and I looked at the moon we had. I'm not sure if it was a full moon or not, because within a second of me looking up I blacked out. I woke up this morning with pieces of my family hanging from my mouth, and oddly enough my dick in my right hand

Any advice on what to do now? I need to clean up the living room first though seeing as thought my parents have company coming in a few hours, and I would find it a bit rude to leave the blood and entrails strewn about the room when they arrive.
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Old Nov 13th, 2008, 11:06 AM       
Put the rest in a tupperware container and save it for lunch.
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Old Nov 13th, 2008, 01:24 PM       
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Old Nov 14th, 2008, 04:13 AM       
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I woke up this morning with pieces of my family hanging from my mouth, and oddly enough my dick in my right hand
Is that what you call your jizz?
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Old Nov 14th, 2008, 06:16 PM       
You should start alternating hands. Maybe your rocket's unleashing the beast, because it aches for a new experience.
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Old Nov 16th, 2008, 06:45 AM       
"pieces of my family"

Yeah, that's a new one to me. I suppose they could be considered that.
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Old Nov 17th, 2008, 04:04 PM       
Finally, a truthful Loveline thread.
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Old Nov 18th, 2008, 10:59 PM       
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Put the rest in a tupperware container and save it for lunch.


He would be a tupperwarewolf then right?
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Old Dec 2nd, 2008, 10:47 PM       
Look , i´ll tell you the truth and im not kidding. Yes fapping did it. Your happy thing there produces testosterone, when you touch it and fap you have all that on your hand and whenever you didnt wash your hand or w/e the testoreone invaded, making all the extra hair grow.

Good news are, you won´t die =D. Unless of course you fap to death which is impossible, I think? O_o;;

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Bored are we? Im typing wiseass so technically im not talking. =/ What a loser.

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Old Dec 3rd, 2008, 05:08 AM       
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Old Dec 3rd, 2008, 05:09 AM       
BATHE IN YOUR OWN BLOOD
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Old Dec 3rd, 2008, 11:21 AM       


She's pretty good; it took me nearly a month to piss people off this much.

(sorry for the off-topic response )
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Old Dec 7th, 2008, 12:17 AM       
This thread is now Just For Men
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Old Dec 7th, 2008, 01:44 AM       
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Old Dec 7th, 2008, 03:40 AM       
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Old Dec 29th, 2008, 04:11 PM       
wow i never heard the term flogging the dolphin before! that sounds like some serious meat beating oh my lord lmafao g2g brb gotta potty omfg!
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