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Old Jan 20th, 2009, 09:06 AM        INAUGURATION DAY!
YAY! I'm ready. Whe else is?
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Old Jan 20th, 2009, 10:42 AM       

For our information
Just for illustration
Tell us how you intend to run the nation

These are the laws of my administration

No one's allowed to smoke
Or tell a dirty joke
And whistling is forbidden

We're not allowed to tell a dirty joke

Hail, hail Freedonia

If chewing gum is chewed
The chewer is pursued
And in the hooscall hidden

If we choose to chew we'll be pursued

If any form of pleasure is exibited
Report to me and it will be prohibited
I'll put my foot down, so shall it be
This is the land of the free

The last man nearly ruined this place
He didn't know what to do with it
If you think this country's bad off now,
Just wait 'til I get through with it

The country's taxes must be fixed
And I know what to do with it
If you think you're paying too much now
Just wait till I get through with it

I will not stand for anything that's crooked or unfair
I'm strictly on the upper knot, so everyone beware
If any man's caught taking graft, and I don't get my share
We stand'im up against the wall and pop!Goes the weasel


So everyone beware, you're stricken or unfair
...unless he gets his share


If any man should come between a husband and his bride
We'll find out which one she prefers by letting her decide
If she prefers the other man, the husband steps outside
We stand him up against the wall and pop goes the weasel!

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Old Jan 20th, 2009, 11:10 AM       
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Old Jan 20th, 2009, 12:43 PM       
is anybody watching this, good god thats a lot of people.
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Old Jan 20th, 2009, 01:16 PM       
Good riddance.
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Old Jan 20th, 2009, 01:30 PM       
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Old Jan 20th, 2009, 02:06 PM       
I feel blacker already! YESSSSSS
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Old Jan 20th, 2009, 02:08 PM       
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Old Jan 20th, 2009, 02:17 PM       
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Old Jan 20th, 2009, 02:39 PM       
I can feel the world being saved already
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Old Jan 20th, 2009, 02:52 PM       
Waaaait a minute! He still has to do stuff!?
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Old Jan 20th, 2009, 02:53 PM       
Yesterday I was mad that the bank was closed becuase of a black guy. Now I'm ok with it.
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Old Jan 20th, 2009, 02:56 PM       
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Old Jan 20th, 2009, 03:48 PM       
Ceeeeeeeeeee-le-brate O-Bama, COME ON!
It's O-bama-bama
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Old Jan 20th, 2009, 04:40 PM       
Let's make a band called Dead Ted and do acoustic DK covers.
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Old Jan 20th, 2009, 05:45 PM       
This has got to be the gayest parade ever.
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Old Jan 20th, 2009, 05:47 PM       


They beg to differ.
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Old Jan 20th, 2009, 05:50 PM       
Then you lose, people are much happier are the Obama parade.
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Old Jan 20th, 2009, 07:08 PM       
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Then you lose, people are much happier are the Obama parade.


I must admit, there was something cheering about watching the Bush family leave in their helicopter after the inauguration.
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Old Jan 20th, 2009, 07:56 PM       
Change has begun. It's like the whole country is minty fresh now.
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Old Jan 20th, 2009, 07:57 PM       
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Old Jan 20th, 2009, 08:05 PM       
It was exciting to watch him speak today even though I didn't vote for him.

It's still hard for me to really comprehend that the American people actually looked past race and voted who they thought was the best man for the job. Racism still exists in this country but to see Barack Obama as our president shows that we as a country are moving forward from hundreds of years of oppression and that, to me, is cause for celebration in itself.
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Old Jan 20th, 2009, 08:07 PM       
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It was exciting to watch him speak today even though I didn't vote for him.

It's still hard for me to really comprehend that the American people actually looked past race and voted who they thought was the best man for the job. Racism still exists in this country but to see Barack Obama as our president shows that we as a country are moving forward from hundreds of years of oppression and that, to me, is cause for celebration in itself.


Nice to hear someone say it.
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Old Jan 20th, 2009, 08:11 PM       
WRONG I VOTED FOR OBAMA BECAUSE HE'S BLACK :racism
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Old Jan 20th, 2009, 11:37 PM       
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It was exciting to watch him speak today even though I didn't vote for him.

It's still hard for me to really comprehend that the American people actually looked past race and voted who they thought was the best man for the job. Racism still exists in this country but to see Barack Obama as our president shows that we as a country are moving forward from hundreds of years of oppression and that, to me, is cause for celebration in itself.
Agreed!

I kind of wish time travel was possible, so that we could go back to the times of slavery or the 1960s with the protests and shout out "Hey guess who the president of 2008 will be?" I'd love to see their reactions if they were told.
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