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Old Feb 9th, 2009, 09:26 PM        The whole Octuplets thing.
I'm not going to go into whether or not she should have had them. I'm filtering my emotions for sour grapes, so to speak.

No, what I want to do is show you her picture.



I just briefly watched her talking this morning and it struck me how much like Angelina Jolie she looked. Lips a tad plumper maybe, and skin a tad darker, but she could have been a professional impersonator. When I looked for a photo, apparently I wasn't the only one to think so because this one was all ready-made.

Anyway, either way, she's beautiful. But single, single, single, as all of the reports are so eager to drive into our heads.

Which leads me to wonder what the headcase status is if someone so beautiful is single single single like this?
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Old Feb 9th, 2009, 09:30 PM       
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Old Feb 9th, 2009, 09:31 PM       
Isn't this "news"?
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Old Feb 9th, 2009, 09:32 PM       
Could be sports with what I wanna to to her.
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Old Feb 9th, 2009, 09:35 PM       
She looks like Angelina without makeup.
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Old Feb 10th, 2009, 03:33 AM       
Meh, she's like Diet Jolie.

As far as why she's single.. I'd venture a guess that she's a crazy bit*h.

Also what man wants to be a father to that many kids?
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Old Feb 10th, 2009, 03:43 AM       
She just being pregnant. Thass it.

Disturbed individual who doesn't give a shit about her kids.
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Old Feb 10th, 2009, 08:16 AM       
That's what I thought, MattJack. She must be hardcore crazy if no one wants any of that.
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Old Feb 10th, 2009, 10:35 AM       
Crazy is one thing; but crazy and the mother of 14 is a definite turn off.
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Old Feb 10th, 2009, 01:15 PM       
yea can you imagine what her vagina would be like after 8 children in one pregnancy? She might as well hire a midget to crawl inside and live there.

I'm kind of surprised they would let somebody who has a psychosis that makes them want to have children have children ;\ I know TECHNICALLY the right to have babies is one of the most sanctified things or whatever but still ;\ Makes you wonder how sanctified it really is ;\
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Old Feb 10th, 2009, 01:53 PM       
Don't think any of her babies exited through here Vagina.
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Old Feb 10th, 2009, 02:13 PM       
That'd be worth paying to see if they had, though.
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Old Feb 10th, 2009, 02:25 PM       
oh yea ;\
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Old Feb 10th, 2009, 03:36 PM       
I think I read that whatever Highly Acronymmed Medical Authority is in charge of her fertility specialist has the matter under review.

I think they implanted 6 eggs, using the simplistic thinking "well, the worst we can do is 6 embryos", and one split into twins. Whoops, forgot they could do that.

With that in mind, look on the bright side...it could have been even worse.

6 embryos x identical twins = 12

6 embryos x triplets where at least 2 are identical twins= 18

Quadruplets, quintuplets, and so on. Not that she has that much room in there. But you know what I mean.

ramifications, man.
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Old Feb 10th, 2009, 04:58 PM       
It's the multiple kids that are a turn off.
Because no matter how crazy she is, there are plenty of barking mad men around that don't care/notice crazy, so long as the face is pretty.
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Old Feb 11th, 2009, 09:29 AM       
She's on welfare but yet has money for plastic surgery and IVF?
I really can't even fully express my disgust for this cum-basted child hoarder.
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Old Feb 11th, 2009, 12:49 PM       
She doesn't think of it as WELFARE, according to some lady who talks to her, she thinks of it as HELP. AND FREE CANDY.
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Old Feb 11th, 2009, 01:05 PM       
ps please give us more help

she only gets 490 dollars though, that's really not very much considering how many kids she has, although it may increase soon ;/ When my girlfriend and I were on food stamps we got 360 dollars a month.

haha oh she said need not "help":
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"In her view these are just payments made for people with legitimate needs and are not, in her view, welfare," Furtney said. "She just believes that there are programs for people with needs and she and her children qualify for some of them."
I DONT HAVE AIDS. I JUST HAVE A DISEASE of the immune system characterized by increased susceptibility to opportunistic infections, as pneumocystis carinii pneumonia and candidiasis, to certain cancers, as Kaposi's sarcoma, and to neurological disorders: caused by a retrovirus and transmitted chiefly through blood or blood products that enter the body's bloodstream, esp. by sexual contact or contaminated hypodermic needles.
but its not AIDS.

According to her she hasnt had any plastic surgery. Something about this lady strikes me as hella passive aggressive.

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Old Feb 11th, 2009, 03:32 PM       
hella whackjob more like
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Old Feb 11th, 2009, 03:46 PM       
prolly, but read the story that was released recently about how "sick" people are for talking about her ;\ http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29135989/ at the end of that story she says she hasn't had plastic surgery but ive only seen duck lips like that on women who have recently gotten collagen injections ;\ maybe they are natural though who knows

IM JUST THE PERFECT MOTHER FULL OF LOVE AND HAPPINESS FOR CHILDREN.... bleh

and notice in the newest story she says SHES DONE HAVING CHILDREN CUZ having 8 was a sign of GOD. Isn't she out of embryos?
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Old Feb 11th, 2009, 03:53 PM       
I think a bigger sign from God might be the mob with pitchforks and torches outside her door.
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Old Feb 11th, 2009, 04:00 PM       
She just knows that vox populi is not vox dei that's all
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Old Feb 11th, 2009, 04:44 PM       
Sometimes vox dei uses vox populi to get shit done, depending on which religion you prefer. A fertility specialist helped God implant those eggs, didn't he?

It wasn't the greatest time PR-wise for her to share her enlightened view of taxpayer-fed chartitable resources. :/
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Old Feb 11th, 2009, 05:02 PM       
She's a prime example of why socialism cannot work.
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