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Old Feb 11th, 2009, 04:09 PM        Feminine products for men
What's with all these companies coming out with normally feminine shit for men? Like the other day I saw panty hose for men. And they came with a matching garter belt thats all lacy and has like a boyshort shape. And its not like its for crossdressers or trannies or something. Its for normal straight men that want to look all buff and wear panty hose under their suits and jock straps. Seriously the person they had modeling it looked like a weightlifter/arnold shaped person wearing what looked like lingerie.
now they are making makeup for men ;\

the pantyhose things are traumatizing ;(
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Old Feb 11th, 2009, 04:10 PM       
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Old Feb 11th, 2009, 04:11 PM       
thats not quite the same thing ;\
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Old Feb 11th, 2009, 04:14 PM       
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Old Feb 11th, 2009, 04:15 PM       
no, i just think its looks ugly on men.

i dont really wear panty hose ;\

although i am hoping for this set of lingerie for valtines day that has a garter belt
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Old Feb 11th, 2009, 04:31 PM       
I can't fathom something like that.
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Old Feb 11th, 2009, 04:39 PM       
Next they'll start releasing SKIRTS FOR MEN. Skirts are great when you're a guy. It's so easy/fun to pee when wearing a skirt if you're a guy.
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Old Feb 11th, 2009, 04:47 PM       
I think they have those already....in Scotland.
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Old Feb 11th, 2009, 04:51 PM       
I don't know what the hell to make of you sometimes, kahljorn.
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Old Feb 11th, 2009, 04:51 PM       
Also not the same thing ;\ I don't think that men walk around wearing kilts all the time in scotland like its standard dress. Anyway, when they start having kilts with slits up the sides to reveal the legs and form fitted to reveal the figure, then maybe it will be relevant ;/
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Old Feb 11th, 2009, 05:04 PM       
I've never even considered the joy of peeing with a skirt on!
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Old Feb 11th, 2009, 06:53 PM       


The Utilikilt is here! A Kilt with Cargo pockets!
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Old Feb 11th, 2009, 07:50 PM       
It's only a kilt if you go commando.
Wearing underwear with it makes it a skirt!
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Old Feb 11th, 2009, 07:59 PM       
i love peeing standing up when I'm dressed as a girl ;\

anyway fuck all this kilt talk it has nothing to do with pantyhose or feminine products. I mean shit in some countries men wear dress like things but I don't see that meaning american men should be frolicking around in sun dresses. Plus kilts somehow look masculine anyway ;\ It's not quite the same as say A MINISKIRT
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Old Feb 11th, 2009, 08:33 PM       
Do they shave their legs too though is the question?
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Old Feb 11th, 2009, 09:59 PM       
From what i understand its supposed to be for straight normal men who just want to wear garter belts with stockings and shit ;\ So I would assume you're not supposed to shave your legs but that would be kind of gross AND THUS PART OF MY POINT.

the pictures we saw of models wearing it looked like they were shaved though ;\
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Old Feb 12th, 2009, 03:15 AM       
hahahahaha here we go this is what i was looking for!

http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-garter-belts-for-men/

LOOK AT THAT FOOL ON THE RIGHT
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Old Feb 12th, 2009, 08:24 AM       
Perhaps these are designed to help farmers survive the cold Russian winter. Kind of like a fashionable version of long-johns.
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Old Feb 12th, 2009, 08:38 AM       
I have long johns AND a kilt, and my legs look fucking fantastic in both of them.
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But I wouldn't wear panty hose.
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Old Feb 12th, 2009, 08:56 AM       
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Old Feb 12th, 2009, 11:02 AM       
Back in the early 20th century garters were fashionable with men. This might be a bit too much though.
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Old Feb 12th, 2009, 12:42 PM       
i think garters were fashionable for men when socks didn't have elastic in them but im not sure. And i doubt they were all lacy and shit.

There was a period of time where slicing your dick in half (butterfly) and folding it inside your pants so your pants would fit smoothly was fashionable ;\
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Old Feb 12th, 2009, 04:05 PM       
LOL. When did that happen, in the future?
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