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Old Feb 19th, 2009, 11:47 AM        Puck Bunnies :/
A woman can like hockey without being one, you know.

I have favorite players, but no particular desire to screw them. The whole idea of hockey players having groupies is weird to me.

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Old Feb 19th, 2009, 12:16 PM       
But you'd screw them if the opportunity presented itself, right?
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Old Feb 19th, 2009, 12:27 PM       
No. I don't equate admiration with screwing.
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Old Feb 19th, 2009, 06:29 PM       
I agree. We have a lot of women that like the Sabres that don't necessarily want to fornicate them. For those who do though they have reason enough:


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Old Feb 19th, 2009, 06:31 PM       
I'd imagine there are groupies for just about any type of celebrity/athlete.

Me, I loves them roller derby gals. Meaty without being chunky.
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Old Feb 19th, 2009, 06:43 PM       
I mean, I have professed that I lublub Pascal Leclaire, and I joke with the hearts on the pic and all that, but truly the guy is an amazing goalie. We got a better chance to see it last season versus this one, unfortunately, but he is as a sportswriter put it One Magnificent Bastard.

I don't think that I'm cut from the puckbunny cloth at all, though, judging from the feelings of revulsion when I read that Blue Jackets fanfic.
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Old Feb 19th, 2009, 06:52 PM       
I became a hockey fan because of my sister. I don't think she's as into it as she was 10 years ago, but back then she knew the roster for every team.
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Old Feb 19th, 2009, 07:07 PM       
I always thought how horrible it must be to be a wife or girlfriend of a player and have a bunch of looney-tunes floozies in skinny-cut girly jerseys and high heels trying to fuck their boyfriend/spouse. Ugh.
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Old Feb 26th, 2009, 08:53 AM       
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I have favorite players, but no particular desire to screw them. The whole idea of hockey players having groupies is weird to me.
I agree, I too have favorite players and no desire to screw said players
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