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Old Mar 13th, 2009, 12:23 PM        Genital waxing banned in NJ!
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Old Mar 13th, 2009, 02:38 PM       
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Old Mar 13th, 2009, 02:40 PM       
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Old Mar 13th, 2009, 04:15 PM       
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Old Mar 13th, 2009, 11:59 PM       
Urgh. That's just unhealthy. I can certainly understand trimming the hedge, but not clear-cutting the land. Its there to act as a defense against germs, like your eyelashes.
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Old Mar 14th, 2009, 12:12 AM       
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Old Mar 14th, 2009, 02:03 PM       
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Old Mar 14th, 2009, 06:23 PM       
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Old Mar 18th, 2009, 10:34 PM       
Did you see that link to the genital hair dye at the end of the article? Not only are they calling it a "Betty", but they're asking you to dye it blue, pink or purple and advertise the fact with a t-shirt that says "My Betty is Ready".

"My Betty is Ready"? Seriously?

It's like a bad Sex and the City subplot.

If you were in bed with some lady you picked up and a sudden puff of vivid, clover shaped green hair became evident, how would you react?!? (Yes, I said clover-shaped...they have stencils you're supposed to use with nair)
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Old Mar 19th, 2009, 02:03 AM       
I would know she is kinky and stick it in her butt!
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Old Mar 19th, 2009, 03:53 AM       
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That's just unhealthy. I can certainly understand trimming the hedge, but not clear-cutting the land. Its there to act as a defense against germs, like your eyelashes.
That's why you wash yourself with anti-bacterial soap, if necessary. Wearing underwear helps too.
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Old Mar 20th, 2009, 01:46 PM       
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That's why you wash yourself with anti-bacterial soap, if necessary. Wearing underwear helps too.
I do wear underwear and wash myself, thank you. And anti-bacterial soap is ineffective. You have to leave it on your skin for about five minutes for it to actually kill any bacteria.
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Old Mar 20th, 2009, 02:37 PM       
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Old Mar 21st, 2009, 10:13 AM       
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You have to leave it on your skin for about five minutes for it to actually kill any bacteria.
You don't need to kill the bacteria, just remove it's food source. I really don't think that waxing is necessarily a bad thing. Though i do like my lady muff like i like my willie beard, that is to say long and chewed on
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Old Mar 21st, 2009, 03:30 PM       
go out in the sun naked then. That'll kill bacteria
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Old Mar 21st, 2009, 10:57 PM       
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go out in the sun naked then. That'll kill bacteria
No, I sunburn easy and skin cancer runs in my family.
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Old Mar 21st, 2009, 11:28 PM       
yea anti-bacterial soap takes five minutes to work but it takes 3 seconds to get skin cancer.
Also, I doubt it takes five minutes otherwise people and hospitals wouldn't make such a big deal out of using it...
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yea anti-bacterial soap takes five minutes to work but it takes 3 seconds to get skin cancer.
Also, I doubt it takes five minutes otherwise people and hospitals wouldn't make such a big deal out of using it...
They don't anymore, as far as I know. And skin cancer is from carcinogens building up over the years, like smoking.
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Old Mar 22nd, 2009, 01:00 AM       
Whatever. Regardless, washing your twassy with some soap and water is going to do a lot more good than pubes will ever do. Prolly makes it easier to clean when you don't have pubes getting all gunked up down there, too.
I would like to see your source on all of this information. Like that it takes five minutes to kill bacteria. From what i understand, washing with just soap and water washes most of the bacteria down the drain. Maybe people needed pubes when they only swam around in a river for like 30 seconds once a year, but i think that TIMES HAVE CHANGED.

And a little bit of sun isn't going to give you cancer, carcinogenic or not. It's more unhealthy not to get some sun ;\

quit trying to make excuses for your wiry bush
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Old Mar 22nd, 2009, 07:09 AM       
You must scrub vigorously for the time it takes to sing happy birthday twice.

At least, your hands.
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Old Mar 22nd, 2009, 10:48 AM       
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quit trying to make excuses for your wiry bush

And I suppose your genitals are silky smooth?!
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Old Mar 22nd, 2009, 11:32 AM       
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You must scrub vigorously for the time it takes to sing happy birthday twice.

At least, your hands.

Does that include "You belong in a zoo" and/or "What's your girlfriends first name?"
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Old Mar 22nd, 2009, 12:00 PM       
Well, not in my hospital, but knock yourself out.
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My genitals are usually silky smooth. EXCEPT FOR A SINGLE STRIP OF HAIR.
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Old Mar 22nd, 2009, 10:38 PM       
why are there no preview pictures for that hair dye
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