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Old Aug 4th, 2009, 12:57 AM        2009 NFL Season
It's training camp, I know, but the season is almost upon us....

According to the blogs, Jeremy Maclin finally signed a 5 year deal, so he'll make it to camp only about 8 days late. This completes their rookie signings. Woot.

How are your teams doing with the '09 draft class?
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Old Aug 4th, 2009, 02:22 AM       
I don't usually follow nfl during the offseason and I have no idea about the 09 draft players but I'm excited for the patriots now that tom brady is back. I'm also interested in seeing how the cinncinnati bengals will do this year. Cinco or whatever his name is went through transformation and he seems confident (and cocky) that his team will make it to the playoffs. It would be hilarious if the complete opposite has happened.
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Old Aug 4th, 2009, 02:38 AM       
I am cautiously optimistic about the Browns having a new coach (face it, after Crennel anything would be an improvement)
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Old Aug 4th, 2009, 06:29 AM       
"Romeo is Bleeding" (I kill me.)
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Old Aug 7th, 2009, 11:51 AM       
What'll be even worse about that is he gets something out of it.
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Old Aug 8th, 2009, 12:21 AM       
Forget making stupidity illegal, it should be effing PAINFUL!
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Old Aug 10th, 2009, 02:01 PM       
Tell Crabtree I am ranking him higher than any other rookie in my fantasy league. That's right, I'm saying he should get #1 over all type money.
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Old Aug 10th, 2009, 02:09 PM       
He's gonna be waiting a loooooong time for that first paycheck, methinks.
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Old Aug 11th, 2009, 11:12 AM       
God I hope so. Just once, for a change, let's see an overinflated sense of entitlement get punished rather than rewarded.
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Old Aug 13th, 2009, 04:08 PM       
I guess someone spotted Michael Vick at the Buffalo airport heading toward Rochester, NY(Bills training camp)
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Old Aug 13th, 2009, 04:51 PM       
Wouldn't that be something? Vick and TO on the same squad.

The mind reels ....
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Old Aug 13th, 2009, 06:55 PM       
I've been predicting this for some time now. We're going to bust O.J on weekends and bring back Scott Norward. Bad News Bills for the win.
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Old Aug 13th, 2009, 10:34 PM       
Holy fucking shit. Jesus Mary and Joseph. Hell hath done FROZE OVER!!.

MICHAEL VICK IS AN EAGLE!!!!!!!!!

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4397938
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Old Aug 14th, 2009, 11:55 AM       
Just read the news. Hopefully he fits in well with the Eagles. Football is going to be mighty entertaining this year.

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Old Aug 14th, 2009, 01:01 PM       
Great. A backup QB that can start playing around week 6.

So, how about a second RB or maybe a veteran wideout, or a little more help for the defense?

Nope.
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Old Aug 14th, 2009, 01:11 PM       
And the Eagles officially declare (without saying it directly) they plan to run the Wildcat offense :P

Honestly I thought he would play for Minnesota or Green Bay
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Old Aug 14th, 2009, 03:04 PM       
Bad press .... here in Philly the ASPCA advocates are spitting nails, and a recent unscientific radio poll indicates that 70% of listeners think this was a bad idea.

Maybe not so much ... now the entire Philadelphia sports world is focused on Vick and the Eagles, where before, Rick Pitino and the Phillies were the hot topics of conversation.

This might be brilliant, in a "reality show" kind of way.
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Old Aug 14th, 2009, 03:15 PM       
Shit, I'm happy he got any punishment at all. Sometimes excessive lynching makes the cause look bad.
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Old Aug 14th, 2009, 04:42 PM       
In this singular case, the punishment may have worked. He had everything ... then had it all taken away, (even filing for bankruptcy protection) before the age of 30. So who knows, maybe he'll turn himself around.

We'll see .....
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Old Aug 14th, 2009, 05:10 PM       
Maybe Vick can get a reality tv show on VH1 too. Then him and T.O. can get a power hour. We'll then have to sneak into the back of scenes on each show and it will be "almost" like we actually hung out.

I might need sleep.
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Old Aug 15th, 2009, 07:27 PM       
Well Andy Reid already has two sons that are felons, so it makes sense to me in a way.
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Old Aug 15th, 2009, 10:23 PM       
I wonder what the heck else the people yelling about Vick want.

He served significant time, lost millions of dollars, and more than likely nobody will ever give him an endorsement again. Karma already kicked this guy's ass up one side and down the other and people still feel he is somehow getting over.

I guess they won't be happy unless he is living in a gutter and it is on TV for their amusement.

What he did was horrible, yes. But he was tried, convicted, and served the sentence our justice system set for him. He paid his debt and he owes nothing else. Not to me, not to PETA, not to the ASPCA, not to anyone.
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Old Aug 15th, 2009, 11:25 PM       
My head is with you, PG; my heart is with the animal-lovers. But when football season starts, I'll be cheering for the Eagles like the rest of the marching morons. That's football.

BTW, love the new avatar. "Have you tried the new Wiener Pork? It's Super Duty!"

@MJ - Yes, that's my take too - Reid can't afford to split hairs with "character" when he's got some "characters" of his own to deal with.
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