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Old Nov 10th, 2009, 06:25 PM        Why Ochocino is better than you






Might as well kiss the baby on this one fellas.

edit: I couldn't spell Ochocinco right. Therefore he is better than me already.
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Old Nov 13th, 2009, 12:52 PM       
"Just cause you got money don't mean you got to spend it."

Ochocinco @ Claire's, lolz.
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Old Nov 14th, 2009, 10:36 AM       
He had a corny (or I could say corn dog-y /rimshot) moment last week though

He sent mustard to the Steelers because they quote, "can't ketchup' to the Bengals

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Imma write that one off as a bad attempt and tell him back to the drawing board
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Old Nov 14th, 2009, 08:03 PM       
I'm officially changing my last name to Ochocinco
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Old Nov 14th, 2009, 08:57 PM       
The fact that he didn't go with "Ochentaycinco" bugs me a tad, but I can see where it wouldn't flow as smoothly or fit on the jersey.
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Old Nov 15th, 2009, 01:47 PM       
perhaps.
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Old Dec 3rd, 2009, 05:01 PM       
Already got it. When he mentioned it on his Twitter (yes, I have a Twitter account) I had to get it.

And it is also free not .99 like the article says.
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Old Dec 4th, 2009, 02:31 AM       
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And it is also free not .99 like the article says.
I figured that was probably inaccurate, it didn't seem "Ochocinco like" to charge the fans .99 for more of himself.
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Old Dec 4th, 2009, 12:29 PM       
Oh no, the Black Mexican wants his greatness to reach all the masses, not just the bourgeois that can afford almost a dollar for an iPhone app.
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Old Dec 10th, 2009, 06:32 PM       
The touchdown from Palmer to Chad before his little fiesta was rather nice.
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Old Dec 13th, 2009, 07:00 PM       
Chad Eight Five left Minnesota with 27 yards, a meaningless TD and no celebration. I love how the cameras were fixated on him after his TD reception, just waiting for him to do something outrageous.
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Old Dec 14th, 2009, 04:31 PM       
The Minnesota game wasn't a big game seeing as the Bengals are already headed to the playoffs and it's not a division game.

edit: See the joke Ochocinco had about Brett Favre?
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Old Dec 21st, 2009, 10:21 PM       
I encourage everyone to read this

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slu...yhoo&type=lgns

In the end, Chad Ochocinco is one of the greats, and will possibly be the greatest of all time. Not because of what he does, but because of who he is.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2009, 03:50 PM       
Chad Johnson is probably one of my least favorite players in the league. I have little to no respect for this attention-whore. And this is coming from a life long Vikings fan who had to put up with Randy Moss back in the day 8)

Though I will say... Moss mooning the Green Bay fans was awesome.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2009, 04:04 PM       
You may think that, but you would be wrong.

Ask people who play with him, and against him, who Chad really is and they will tell a much different story than the 'attention whore' story the media is spoon feeding you.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2009, 04:08 PM       
Everything I've read about him just seems to say that he is enjoying himself out there. God forbid a grown ass man playing a game has fun.

He doesn't disrespect anyone. He doesn't get into off the field problems. He just makes a bunch of old white guys uncomfortable.

Speaking of which, any word on how much he was fined for his end zone kneeling?
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