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Old Jul 2nd, 2010, 11:22 AM        Hey 10,000V, here's your cake


I was planning on it sucking way less than this, but things go a little differently when you've got a screaming baby in the background. You'll find that out soon enough.

It's a vanilla cake with orange jello swirls. The ghost is orange coconut, the yellow is tinted white chocolate, eyeballs are craisins and the eyebrows are fruit leather.
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Old Jul 2nd, 2010, 12:06 PM       
Show us a cut-away slice!
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Old Jul 2nd, 2010, 12:16 PM       
Hahaha. Kitsa, that is the most badass cake ever. I'm deeply honored. How long did it take? My friend does screen printing for onesies so I'm going to get a 10 k volt ghost onesie.
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Old Jul 2nd, 2010, 12:17 PM       
EAT HIMMMMMMMMM





he looks yummy :3
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Old Jul 2nd, 2010, 12:59 PM       
Thank you. Not counting the coconut-tinting process, he took about 10 minutes, maybe a little less. I just scattered the coconut in a vaguely correct shape, piped the melted chocolate where that went and trimmed the fruit leather with a paring knife.

I'll do a cutaway piece tonight when I get back home to it...or tomorrow morning at the latest.

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Old Jul 2nd, 2010, 04:23 PM       
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Old Jul 2nd, 2010, 06:52 PM       
Is that shredded chedar cheese? It really looks like cheese.
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Old Jul 2nd, 2010, 11:37 PM       
looks really tasty
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Old Jul 3rd, 2010, 02:05 AM       
it's tinted coconut and yes, it does look a lot like cheese.

You put food coloring in warm water, then add the coconut. It won't work without the water, won't be consistent.

Thanks.
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Old Jul 3rd, 2010, 02:29 AM       
I was in Cleveland on wednesday. I should have trekked further for a piece.
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Old Jul 3rd, 2010, 08:23 AM       
Good plan, but Kitsa's married and I don't think she would have....

Wait, you mean a piece of cake don't you?

My bad
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Old Jul 3rd, 2010, 10:44 AM       
You gonna mail the cake? It looks adoralicious <3
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Old Jul 3rd, 2010, 12:27 PM       
Thanks, I don't think it would send well though. Especially in the summer and whatnot.

Pentegarn, you continue to be a lol a minute.
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Old Jul 3rd, 2010, 12:52 PM       
This is pretty awesome. Just saying.
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Old Jul 3rd, 2010, 01:28 PM       
here's your cutaway, zhukov.



I like the jello thing a lot because it keeps the cake really moist. Basically, you take a cooled cake, punch it all over with a fork, mix up a batch of jello and pour it over the cake, then chill it till the jello sets. My aunt used to do it when I was a kid, it's nothing sophisticated, but it works.

Mr. Kitsa decided he didn't like the cake because it looked like sour cream and cheese instead of vanilla icing and coconut. I told him that he should have thought of those things before he got with someone who does food art.
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Old Jul 3rd, 2010, 06:43 PM       
mmm i'm gonna tell my sis to use your jello trick
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Old Jul 3rd, 2010, 11:07 PM       
Damn. Now I'm hungry again.
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Old Jul 4th, 2010, 12:52 AM       
Now you have to make 10,000 v ghost bento style.
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Old Jul 4th, 2010, 02:36 PM       
Doesn't that cake count? It looks like it eats like a meal, anyway.
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Old Jul 4th, 2010, 03:19 PM       
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I'm about bento-ed out for the time being. Have to be inspired to spend time on that shit.
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Old Jul 5th, 2010, 12:50 AM       
I'd eat it because I love red leicester.
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