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Old Jul 4th, 2010, 11:35 AM        HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY, BASTARDS!
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Old Jul 4th, 2010, 12:23 PM       
Ditto.. Kiddo
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Old Jul 4th, 2010, 01:29 PM       
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Old Jul 4th, 2010, 02:18 PM       
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Old Jul 4th, 2010, 02:27 PM       
You're so fat, you need oleo to get in and out of your car.

Welcome back, Max.
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Old Jul 4th, 2010, 04:13 PM       
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Old Jul 4th, 2010, 05:29 PM       
Happy America Day :O



(Good to see you're still alive Max... but that's nothing some stray fireworks can't fix)
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Old Jul 4th, 2010, 08:48 PM       
I request a 4th of July video toast from you, Max
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Old Jul 4th, 2010, 09:21 PM       
today i had to go voting but happy day to you guys close the grip on the world a little more
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Old Jul 4th, 2010, 09:23 PM       


I woulda got away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling Americans.
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Old Jul 5th, 2010, 07:56 AM       
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Old Jul 5th, 2010, 10:13 PM       
I ate curry goat and collard greens for the fourth. Fuck you America
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Old Jul 6th, 2010, 07:11 AM       
I ate t-bone steaks. But I need a new BBQ grill, so I had to George Foreman grill them instead

I didn't expect them to cook worth a damn, but surprisingly, they cooked evenly throughout.
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Old Jul 6th, 2010, 09:30 AM       
Agreed - The "Foreman Grill" is an acceptable substitute for the real thing. One of the few "as seen on TV" items that actually work like they're supposed to.
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Old Jul 6th, 2010, 08:17 PM       
It's in that box, right there. :Points
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