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Old Jun 11th, 2011, 11:37 AM        How can the Black Eyed Peas redeem themselves?
2012 Super Bowl Halftime Execution Extravaganza. All the while a team of steam rollers are flattening out their glow in the dark dancers.

I am open to other suggestions though. Let's brainstorm and then see if we can get Budweiser or Frito Lay to sponsor this shit.
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Old Jun 11th, 2011, 11:52 AM       
There's one of 2 things here you could do with this thread.

1) Change the title to make it a Super Bowl halftime show thread, which would make it a slightly better fit for the sports forum or

2) have the mods move it to the music forum because as it is it is really more of a music topic
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Old Jun 11th, 2011, 12:46 PM       
They should be forced to attend every high school event that had their songs looping constantly in the background.

Then be forced to commit hara kiri without a second
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Old Jun 11th, 2011, 01:00 PM       
get rid of fergie, the other guy and the other other guy that is not Will I am.
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Old Jun 12th, 2011, 04:00 AM       
or we could get rid of fergie and return the Black Eyed Peas to their original state:

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Old Jun 12th, 2011, 05:09 AM       
I like how fat mike is in it at 2:15. Besides that though...where they hell did you this gem?
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Old Jun 12th, 2011, 06:05 AM       
I remember watching this video on BET Rap City over 10 years ago. This is how they used to be before Fergie came in and fucked them all up. I know at one point they were signed with Ruthless Records but I don't know if they ever actually released anything under that label. I have 2 of their albums pre-fergie, Behind the Front (1998) and Bridging the Gap (2000). They've really really changed over the years.
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Old Jun 12th, 2011, 01:16 PM       
I remember them having some other girl before fergie but I just don't remember them being that ridiculous.
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Old Jun 13th, 2011, 01:16 PM       
I would be happy if they all just shot themselves. A murder suicide involving anyone who feels its necicary to shoot crap from their bewbs to make up for a lack in talent would be acceptable as well.
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Old Jun 13th, 2011, 04:04 PM       
Answering the question - "They can't."
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Old Jun 13th, 2011, 09:07 PM       
The only way they can redeem themselves is if they got Sean Penn to be the front man so they could have I am Sam and Will I am.
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Old Jun 21st, 2011, 12:27 AM       
I think if they draft Cee Lo they could cover the spread.
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