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Old Nov 14th, 2003, 08:39 PM        Popsicle Stick Jokes
My brother, sick with something or other that enlarged his spleen, was eating a grape popiscle today. After he finished, he casually tossed the stick in the bathroom sink for me to discover later. On it was the following:

Q. Why did the book join the police?

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GIVE UP?

A. Because he wanted to work "undercover!"
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Old Nov 14th, 2003, 08:40 PM       
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Old Nov 14th, 2003, 08:40 PM       
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Old Nov 14th, 2003, 08:44 PM       
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Old Nov 14th, 2003, 08:45 PM       
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Old Nov 14th, 2003, 08:47 PM       
I didn't even get to the punchline yet
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Old Nov 14th, 2003, 08:47 PM       
BANANA WHO?
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Old Nov 14th, 2003, 08:49 PM       
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Old Nov 14th, 2003, 08:50 PM       
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Old Nov 14th, 2003, 08:51 PM       
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Old Nov 14th, 2003, 08:52 PM       
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Old Nov 14th, 2003, 08:52 PM       
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Old Nov 14th, 2003, 08:52 PM       
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Old Nov 14th, 2003, 08:54 PM       
Oraaaannngge you glad I didn't say banana
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Old Nov 14th, 2003, 08:56 PM       
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Old Nov 14th, 2003, 09:13 PM       
PAUL LYNDE, STEPHEN HAWKING, AND KEVIN SPACEY ARE IN THIS THREAD. (AND NOOB3 )
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Old Nov 14th, 2003, 09:14 PM       
THAT'S JOE STRUMMER AND THE MESCALEROES YOU CUNT, NOT KEVIN SPACEY
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Old Nov 14th, 2003, 09:18 PM       
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Old Nov 14th, 2003, 09:21 PM       
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Old Nov 14th, 2003, 09:33 PM       
HEY GUYS, WHAT ABOUT SNAGGLEPUSS?
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Old Nov 14th, 2003, 10:26 PM       
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HEY GUYS, WHAT ABOUT SNAGGLEPUSS?
YOU KNOW THE RULES: NO HANNA-BARBERA CHARACTERS!
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Old Nov 14th, 2003, 11:29 PM       
Q: Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
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Old Nov 14th, 2003, 11:42 PM       
Because he was feeling crumby! LOLOLOLOLO!!!OL!!!!!!11
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