Hello, allow me to introduce myself... My name is Samuel Nicholas Spitnale. I have designed a logo for I-Mockery.com. As usual, the contest does not offer money, so the most I can look forward to is recognition. I would appreciate it if you would all give good reviews and bomb I-Mockery with votes for my logo. You see...I've had a rough life, and really need to win something for once. When I was little, my mother over fed me so I was fat. This had serious repercussions in School. I was picked on for the duration of my childhood. Because I had no communication skills, I could not talk with the opposite sex for my teenage years. On top of that, I had cystic acne which has left me with a horrid pock marked face for the rest of my life. This makes it difficult to get any job in public that makes over minimum wage. This leaves me no choice but to do work online so I can actually make enough money to move out of my mom's house. Some people would say, why don't you kill yourself? That is an entirely different story that is even more pathetic than the previous chapters of my life which I won't get into. I'm sure you're all having a hayday laughing at my pathetic life by now. I beg of you...Have mercy on my wretched soul so I can move out of my mothers house (i'm 27 and still live at home). The only pussy I get is when crazed cults kidnap me, drug me, and rape me. Unfortunately, the men usually rape me as well so that pretty much puts a damper on the whole "cult rape scene" for a heterosexual male. On top of this, they usually hire a hypnotist to erase the memories, which leaves me only fragments of memories of my sexual escapades. The sad thing is you probably all think this is a joke, but it's really true. That makes my life even more pathetic. In any event, please vote for my logo so I can atleast have some sort of published work on the internet.
I bet that stupid link didn't work either. That would be my luck. Regardless, please vote for my logo.
What a horrible cruel world it is.
My Wiener Touches the Ceiling (now available on iTunes)
and this time i mean it
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