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Old Dec 19th, 2003, 12:20 AM        I-Mock Wrestling League :eek
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I need how old you are and your disposition (Face/Heel) and two finishers that you want, and if they're submissions or w/e

I decide who wins based on how hil-ARIOUS you are

I also choose the gimmicks, so if you're an obnoxious fuck, you're getting that gimmick
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Old Dec 19th, 2003, 12:23 AM       
I don't want to play but if I do then I get to be either John Cena or Tatanka.
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Old Dec 19th, 2003, 12:24 AM       
You fucking bitch

You make your own wrestler and all, y'all. I pick your gimmick, by the way, so if you're an annoying fuck then that's gonna be your gimmick
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Old Dec 19th, 2003, 12:24 AM       
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Old Dec 19th, 2003, 12:26 AM       
Man, this is going to shoot through the roof!
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Old Dec 19th, 2003, 12:28 AM       
You can be the ejaculator and shoot your load through the roof as your gimmick.
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Old Dec 19th, 2003, 12:35 AM       
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Good guy. ;D
Finishing Moves:
Help the opponent up after I have won the match.
Pray for the mean wrestlers so that they may become nicer. :o
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Old Dec 19th, 2003, 01:08 AM       
Age: 18

I am neither good nor bad because the terms "good guy" and "bad guy" depends on which side you are on.

Gimmick: Being unbelievably homosexual to the point where even the flaming fags tell me to stop. I'm shirtless, and I wear hot pink tight and sparkly feather sunglasses.

Finishing moves: Assraping my opponent.
Biting my opponent's dick off after I give him a blowjob.

WTF is "disposition (Face/Heel)?"
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Old Dec 19th, 2003, 01:12 AM       
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Old Dec 19th, 2003, 01:16 AM       
Who the fuck in their right mind would have facial hair like that?
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Old Dec 19th, 2003, 01:18 AM       
Please don't ruin this thread.
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Old Dec 19th, 2003, 01:22 AM       
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I haven't watched wrestling since Hulk Hogan was the Michael Jordan of the WWF and advertised for children's vitamins and the Undertaker was brand new and an actual badass instead of the fruit he looks like today. So I know nothing. Can you give me finishing moves?
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Old Dec 19th, 2003, 01:27 AM       
All I need are names. I choose whether it's Impact, Submission, whatever, just gimme some weird names for them
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Old Dec 19th, 2003, 01:29 AM       
Didn't Chojin already do this?
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Old Dec 19th, 2003, 01:34 AM       
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Old Dec 19th, 2003, 01:36 AM       
Not quite. And Chojin only made two threads.

If I just need names, then my (painfully hackneyed, just like wrestling) finishing moves are....

The Pentagram Slam
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The White Tiger :roy
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Old Dec 19th, 2003, 01:37 AM       
My finishing moves are Ass Fucker and the Cock Biter.
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Old Dec 19th, 2003, 01:38 AM       
The results are gonna be posted in the Mock Wars thread, I guess, every week and then they can be locked/deleted every three days after the event ;(
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Old Dec 19th, 2003, 02:17 AM       
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Old Dec 19th, 2003, 02:21 AM       
This is going to be very exciting.
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Old Dec 19th, 2003, 03:19 AM       
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Old Dec 19th, 2003, 04:42 AM       
HEELS DON'T HAVE FINISHING MOVES CAUSE THEY GET BEAT UP ALL THE TIME STUPID

ME

NAME: Mad Ali-Baba, Scourge of the Desert

Finishing Moves: The SCUD Leg Drop. The Iraqi Infiltrator, The BIG
PILE OF FUCKING LIES reverse throw. "THE FLYING CARPET"

Trademark: TYPING IN ALL CAPS MOTHERFUCKER

Quote: "I got yer Weapons of MD right here bitch (points to crotch)"
"Time to whoop some Great Devil's Ass"
"YOU KNOW BETTER THAN TO MESS WITH A SAND ****** LOL"
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Old Dec 19th, 2003, 10:35 AM       
Age: 16

Disposition: I don't even know what this is, so I'm gonna say face

Finishers:

The Done In, I guess it can be some kind of jump off the turnbuckle maneuver

And Bones Mason, a submission.
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Old Dec 19th, 2003, 10:58 AM       
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Disposition: also face

Finishers:

The Done Again, I guess it'll be whatever the last guy did

And Bones Mason, a repetition.

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Old Dec 19th, 2003, 01:53 PM       
Just think of the old, evil, bow before me because I'm infinitely better than you Undertaker as the basis of my character. That or Mr. Perfect, but he doesn't capture my darker side.
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